Johnny B. Truant

Biography

Johnny B. Truant blogs about entrepreneurship and human potential at JohnnyBTruant.com and is a regular contributor to premier business blogs Copyblogger and Problogger. He’s also the director and MC of the Virtual Ticket program for Blogworld (the world’s preeminent new media conference) and co-hosts the Self Publishing Podcast at SelfPublishingPodcast.com.

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Books

The Fat Vampire Big Fat Box Set (The entire 6-book series)
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Price: $9.99 USD. Words: 275,930. Language: English. Published: October 20, 2013. Category: Fiction » Horror » Undead
This collection contains all six books in the Fat Vampire series! *** Save $7 over buying the books individually! *** This set contains: * Fat Vampire * Fat Vampire 2: Tastes Like Chicken * Fat Vampire 3: All You Can Eat * Fat Vampire 4: Harder Better Fatter Stronger * Fat Vampire 5: Fatpocalypse * Fat Vampire 6: Survival of the Fattest
Fat Vampire 6: Survival of the Fattest
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Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 60,030. Language: English. Published: October 20, 2013. Category: Fiction » Horror » Undead
Forty years have passed since the end of the vampire/human war, and life is good. Vampires have taken over the planet and have settled in. Humans are still around, though, because the alpha species needs to eat. As Reginald steps into his destined role as a leader, he faces a startling realization about humanity... but it may already be too late.
Fat Vampire 5: Fatpocalypse
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Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 55,060. Language: English. Published: September 24, 2013. Category: Fiction » Horror » Occult
The new vampire president and his genocidal right-hand man have been playing a dangerous game with the humans over the past six months, and as the cold war turns hot, Reginald's unmatched brain reveals the existence of an artifact that could predict the outcome of the coming war -- and maybe even a way to stop it. The only problem is that time may already be running out...
The Beam: Episode 1
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Price: Free! Words: 30,840. Language: English. Published: July 25, 2013. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » Hard sci-fi
In 2097, the North American Union is walled off from the Wild East, humans are enhanced by AI and nanobots, and the omniscient network of The Beam connects everyone. The country is ruled by two parties: Enterprise and Directorate... and every six years during Shift, citizens decide their party, and determine who they are and will be allowed to be.
Fat Vampire 4: Harder Better Fatter Stronger
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 43,370. Language: English. Published: May 12, 2013. Category: Fiction » Horror » Occult
Following Maurice's near-assassination and the overthrow of the American Vampire Council, Reginald, Maurice, and Nikki have fled to Luxembourg, where they've taken refuge under the protection of the EU Council. Things in America have continued into chaos ... but just in time, a new leader appears, ready to restore order, and to avoid the human-vampire war that seems inches from explosion.
Fat Vampire Value Meal (Books 1-4 in the series)
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 161,920. Language: English. Published: May 12, 2013. Category: Fiction » Horror » Occult
This collection, for people who read and enjoyed the original "Fat Vampire," contains the entirety of books 1-4 in the series: * Fat Vampire * Fat Vampire 2: Tastes Like Chicken * Fat Vampire 3: All You Can Eat * Fat Vampire 4: Harder Better Fatter Stronger Fat Vampire is the story of an unlikely hero who,having eternity shoved into his grease-stained hands, must turn lemons into lemon danishes.
The Bialy Pimps
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Price: $5.99 USD. Words: 150,550. Language: English. Published: May 2, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Life is good at Bingham's Bagel Deli. The loathed customers are dealt the poor treatment they seem to deserve. But when a rival tricks the crew into thinking that the deli's closure is imminent, they do the only logical thing: instead of giving up, they decide to go out in a blaze of glory, handing their customers the humiliation and abuse that the pesky social contract had previously forbidden.
Fat Vampire 3: All You Can Eat
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 41,960. Language: English. Published: May 2, 2013. Category: Fiction » Horror » Occult
Following the infamous "Ring of Fire" incident, the world's vampires are in a state of panic. Having been commanded by their creators to restore a better balance between humans and vampires, panicked bloodsuckers everywhere have begun "restoring" in the best ways they know -- by killing huge numbers of humans and turning the rest.
Fat Vampire 2: Tastes Like Chicken
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 40,090. Language: English. Published: May 2, 2013. Category: Fiction » Horror » Occult
Reginald's mentorMaurice is now calling the shots in the Vampire Nation, but the Council is up to new and dirty tricks, threatening to once again upset the balance… But when the Vampire Nation faces genocidal violence at the hands of an unstoppable force and the very future of vampirekind is threatened, Reginald, Maurice, and Nikki must find their a foreign land.
Fat Vampire
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Price: Free! Words: 38,130. Language: English. Published: March 30, 2013. Category: Fiction » Horror » Undead
(5.00 from 1 review)
When overweight salesman Reginald Baskin meets a co-worker who doesn't make fun of him, it's just bad luck that Maurice turns out to be a two thousand-year-old vampire. And when Maurice turns Reginald to save his life, it's just more bad luck that he wakes up to find he's become the slowest, weakest, most out-of-shape vampire ever born, doomed to "heal" to his corpulent self for all of eternity.
Unicorn Western
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Price: Free! Words: 26,110. Language: English. Published: March 23, 2013. Category: Fiction » Literature » Western
Cast out from The Realm and into the desert of the Sands, Marshal Clint Gulliver and his unicorn Edward have finally found peace in the small and dusty town of Solace. For the first time since leaving The Realm, Clint has dared find peace, but when the town faces an approaching enemy, the gunslinger feels compelled to unholster his seven-shooters to face it... and the dark magic it brings with it.
How to Live Forever
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Price: Free! Words: 3,190. Language: English. Published: September 6, 2012. Category: Nonfiction » Self-improvement » Motivation and inspiration
We all want to live forever, but we shouldn't. We're not supposed to. Ironically, if we could literally live every single day that time and space have left, our lives would be almost meaningless. It's the end of lives that cause them to matter. The end of your life -- thanks to the turbulence you leave behind you in the stream of time -- is actually the beginning.
Disobey
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Price: Free! Words: 4,260. Language: English. Published: September 6, 2012. Category: Nonfiction » Self-improvement » Motivation and inspiration
We've been handed a world that was created by others, shaped by their thoughts and actions, and told that this is the way things must be. We've been given a set of rules that are only opinions of the majority, and have been told that these are objectively correct truths. If life is not what you wanted or expected it to be, this essay will help you to become more. To question norms. To disobey.
You Are Dying, and your World is a Lie
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Price: Free! Words: 2,720. Language: English. Published: September 6, 2012. Category: Nonfiction » Self-improvement » Motivation and inspiration
The modern world has sold us on a lie. The lie says that to live is to be comfortable. To live is to be free of struggle. The lie says that the ultimate existence would be to never want for anything, to never be pushed so far that it hurts. So why do some of us seek out "edge" experiences? Why do we flirt with deprivation, with intentional chaos? This essay looks at what it is to truly be human.
The Universe Doesn't Give a Flying Fuck About You
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Price: Free! Words: 2,940. Language: English. Published: June 22, 2012. Category: Nonfiction » Self-improvement » Motivation and inspiration
(5.00 from 2 reviews)
The universe is very big. You are very small. You're so small and so insignificant in the big picture that you don't even register. The universe was here before you were born and will be here after you're gone, and your life is barely a blip on its radar. If your life is to matter, it's won't matter to the universe. Stop worrying so much about what others think. It's time to do some epic shit.

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