Jonathan Pidduck

Biography

Jonathan lives in Ramsgate, Kent. He is married, with 4 children.

His humorous fantasy books include: "Slave-Girls and Amazons", "Cave-Trolls and Amazons" and "The Halfshaft Games".

His humorous horror titles include the Wedding Feast Trilogy: "The Wedding Feast", "Tethered" and "The Last of the Neanderthals".

This year (2014), he has published "The Craving" (his first serious horror/thriller) and "Defunct: Memoirs of a Gentleman Zombie" (back to comedy horror).

More humorous fantasy books are planned for 2015.

Where to find Jonathan Pidduck online


Where to buy in print


Books

Craving (The Blood of Strangers)
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Price: Free! Words: 58,990. Language: English. Published: August 8, 2014. Category: Fiction » Thriller & suspense » Action & suspense
Kate and Angie are the closest of friends. They share everything together, including the men they abduct. But their friendship is tested beyond endurance when Kate develops feelings for an intended victim, a man whom Angie is determined should die. From the author of "The Wedding Feast" Trilogy. ***WARNING: Contains scenes of sex, violence and occasional strong language***
Defunct {Memoirs of a Gentleman Zombie}
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Price: Free! Words: 41,090. Language: English. Published: August 2, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
George is a bewildered zombie. He "wakes" to find himself in a battened-down coffin six feet underground. He isn't sure he likes it very much.
The Halfshaft Games
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Price: Free! Words: 74,460. Language: British English. Published: January 19, 2014. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary
The Games have commenced. A contest of strength, of courage, of the sheer will to survive, all televised for the viewers back at home. Pursued through the Forest by a motley collection of trolls, witches, Amazons and amorous dwarfs, Halfshaft the befuddled wizard runs for his life. His only companion is Cherry, his barely-dressed, narcissistic team-mate. Will they survive, against all the odds?
The Last of the Neanderthals
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Price: Free! Words: 32,740. Language: English. Published: November 9, 2013. Category: Fiction » Horror » General
The final book in "The Wedding Feast" humorous horror trilogy. Matilda has spent ten years in the woods, foraging for anyone foolish enough to venture into the brooding trees. But her Family has finally summoned her home. Tired of hiding from the Outsiders in the darkness, they are fighting back, choosing to make their last stand amongst the pubs and sex-shops of the sea-side town of Margate.
Cave-Trolls and Amazons
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Price: Free! Words: 72,260. Language: English. Published: February 18, 2013. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary
(4.00 from 1 review)
A colourful and imaginative quest-fantasy romp, stuffed full with bawdy British humour. Featuring Halfshaft (a failed wizard trapped in the Underworld by an amorous bloodsucking succubus and her jealous, insecure husband), and Takina (a blonde Amazon in a tiny bikini, set to work by trolls in a desert slave-market). Sheer unbridled escapism from the author of "Slave-Girls and Amazons".
Tethered
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Series: The Wedding Feast, Book 2. Price: Free! Words: 32,700. Language: English. Published: February 16, 2013. Category: Fiction » Thriller & suspense » Action & suspense
Abigail awakes, naked and vulnerable, in pitch darkness. Her wrists and ankles have been manacled to the floor. One by one, her brutal, troll-like captors come to visit her. Time is short; she is to be the feast at their wedding. But can she save herself before they dismember her? Fantasy horror and tongue-in-cheek British humour combine in this dark and tragic sequel to "The Wedding Feast".
The Wedding Feast
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Series: The Wedding Feast, Book 1. Price: Free! Words: 35,260. Language: English. Published: March 3, 2012. Category: Fiction » Horror » General
(2.33 from 3 reviews)
Philip awakes - naked and in chains - in the pitch-black living-quarters of a family of murderous inbreds. His only hope of rescue lies with Matilda, their hideously deformed daughter. But will the price she demands for his release be too high for either of them to pay? Contains nudity, strong language, and scenes of a sexual nature. WATCH OUT FOR THE SEQUEL, "TETHERED".
Slave-girls and Amazons
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 80,370. Language: English. Published: September 26, 2011. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Epic
When the Watcher was in need of a warrior to defeat a shape-shifting warlock, he knew that Thane - a lethal intergalactic mercenary - was just the man for the job. Instead, he ended up with a guy from the pub, an insecure wizard and a sexy blonde Amazon in a tiny fur bikini. This is a tale of shape-shifting Warlocks, psychopathic foresters and naked virgin sacrifices to celebrate Troll Thursday.

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