Jon F. Merz


As a writer, Jon has published over a dozen novels including four Lawson Vampire adventures (2002-2003) with Kensington's Pinnacle Books, the Jake Thunder mystery/thriller DANGER-CLOSE (2004) with Five Star Mystery/Thorndike Press, and eight installments in the internationally bestselling adventure series Rogue Angel (2006-present) with Harlequin's Gold Eagle line. His latest thriller PARALLAX debuted in March 2009 as an exclusive ebook. Praised by bestselling authors like Robert B. Parker, Douglas Clegg, and Thomas Monteleone, Jon's novels will continue to thrill readers for many years to come. His short fiction story "Prisoner 392" (appeared alongside Stephen King in FROM THE BORDERLANDS, 2004, Warner Books) earned him an Honorable Mention in 2004's Year's Best Fantasy & Horror edited by Ellen Datlow. Jon has also co-authored two non-fiction books: LEARNING LATER, LIVING GREATER with Nancy Merz Nordstrom (2006, Sentient Publications) and THE COMPLETE IDIOT'S GUIDE TO ULTIMATE FIGHTING with Rich "Ace" Franklin (2007, Alpha Books/Penguin/Putnam) Jon's next Lawson Vampire novel will be out in Spring 2011 from St. Martin's Press.

As a producer, Jon has formed New Ronin Productions with longtime friend Jaime Hassett to create television and feature film projects in the New England area. Their first project is THE FIXER, a new supernatural action series based on Jon's Lawson Vampire novels. Filming of the pilot begins in September 2009.

As a ninja, Jon has studied authentic Bujinkan Budo Taijutsu/Ninjutsu for almost twenty years under Mark Davis of the Boston Martial Arts Center. He has also trained with senior Bujinkan instructors both in the United States and Japan. During a trip to Japan in February 2003, Jon earned his 5th degree black belt directly from the 34th Grandmaster of Togakure-ryu Ninjutsu, Masaaki Hatsumi. In addition to traditional training, Jon has also taught defensive tactics to a wide range of clients, including civilian crime watch groups, police and EMS first responders, military units, and federal organizations including the US Department of State, the Department of Justice, and the Bureau of Prisons.

In his past, Jon served with the United States Air Force, worked for the US government, and handled executive protection for a variety of Fortune 500 clients. Visit his website at

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Jon F. Merz Bujinkan Budo Taijutsu / Ninjutsu Godan Test - February 16, 2003
Author Jon F. Merz ( takes his 5th degree black belt test with 34th Togakure-ryu Ninjutsu Grandmaster Masaaki Hatsumi during a trip to Japan in February 2003.

Jon F. Merz // Writer ~ Producer ~ Ninja - Demonstrating Technique
Author Jon F. Merz ( filmed during some training at the Boston Martial Arts Center (http://www.bostonmartialarts. com) during February 2010.


Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 98,000. Language: English. Published: March 10, 2010. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » General, Fiction » Thriller & suspense » General
Two professional assassins-Jolino, a Mafia hitman and Stahl, a former German terrorist-form a psychic bond that enables them to see into the other's world. Stahl & Jolino are on a collision course-each running from a past and trying their best to survive the future. But will either one of them emerge alive from the face-to-face showdown on the streets of Boston?
Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 83,040. Language: English. Published: March 10, 2010. Categories: Fiction » Horror » General, Fiction » Thriller & suspense » General
When disgraced ex-FBI agent-turned-Boston-cop Steve Curran finds a corpse with no practical explanation for its death, the nightmares start anew. Convinced the killer is once again haunting him, Curran soon teams up with the sister of the latest victim, and they must confront the very real prospect that the killer is not of this world at all...and is after something far worse than just killing.
This Time of Night
Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 74,390. Language: English. Published: March 11, 2010. Categories: Fiction » Horror » General, Fiction » Thriller & suspense » General
A collection of 29 short stories from Jon F. Merz, spanning the years 1994-2002. A motley assortment of horror, action, crime, and the bizarre, THIS TIME OF NIGHT features many stories not seen since their original publication in the early years of multimedia web publishing, small press magazines, and even a few that have never been seen before at all.
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 9,260. Language: English. Published: March 11, 2010. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » General, Fiction » Adventure » General
In the style of Robert E. Howard, NINJA tells the story of a mythical warrior hero named Ran as he graduates from the ninja school he has been attending for twenty years and begins undertaking all sorts of missions across an alternate Earth. Ran will travel far and wide gathering intelligence, acquiring priceless artifacts, and battling evil wherever he finds it...
Prisoner 392
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 6,030. Language: English. Published: March 12, 2010. Categories: Fiction » Thriller & suspense » General, Fiction » Historical » General
"They called it the slit. And it was the only way Prisoner 392 could see the outside world." One man's journey into a hellish prison where escape is truly impossible...a short story by author Jon F. Merz originally published in Borderlands 5 & reprinted in From the Borderlands, it earned him an Honorable Mention in the 2004 edition of the Year's Best Fantasy & Horror edited by Ellen Datlow.
Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 70,480. Language: English. Published: March 12, 2010. Categories: Fiction » Mystery & detective » General, Fiction » Thriller & suspense » General
For Jake Thunder, a paralyzed ex-specops commando, everyday life is a battle. A hard-boiled, hard-drinking womanizer on one hand, Jake also tries to learn from the wisdom of his Native American past. When a knockout blond demands he figure out who killed her sister, a simple "whodunit" becomes a tangled web of deceit, familial backstabbing and black-market baby-dealing with the Russian Mafia & DIA
The Brank of Khosadam
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 6,590. Language: English. Published: March 12, 2010. Categories: Fiction » Horror » General, Fiction » Adventure » General
"Alas, the tale I share with you tonight is not a pleasant one. Indeed, I almost think it too disturbing. Yet perhaps it would do me some good to recount it, if only to make sense of it, for surely I have not been able to do so." None of us spoke..." A tale of supernatural mythology in a classic sitting room style-an adventurer goes looking for a relic and finds much more than he bargained for.
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 610. Language: English. Published: March 12, 2010. Categories: Fiction » Horror » General
A piece of flash fiction: what happens when what we see is a new reality?
Shadow Chaser
Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 87,990. Language: English. Published: April 22, 2010. Categories: Fiction » Thriller & suspense » General, Fiction » Adventure » General
PURGE: A top secret satellite platform that delivers pinpoint assassinations via biological warfare... Gwynneviere - the beautiful and deadly assassin who wants to sell PURGE on the blackmarket and will stop at nothing to get it... Jonathan Archangel - former Delta Force turned elite Shadow's his mission to hunt Gwynneviere down before she can complete her deadly assignment.
THE FIXER: A Lawson Vampire Novel #1
Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 79,880. Language: English. Published: October 10, 2011. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Paranormal, Fiction » Fantasy » Urban
Now with "Seal of EBook Excellence!" - Proofed, Properly Formatted & a Great Price: Just $3.99! Lawson, an elite Fixer faces his oldest enemy Cosgrove, in Boston to resurrect an ancient vampire god. Aided by the mysterious Talya, Lawson has one chance to stop Cosgrove.
THE INVOKER: A Lawson Vampire Novel #2
Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 83,560. Language: English. Published: October 10, 2011. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Paranormal, Fiction » Fantasy » Urban
NOW with the "Seal of EBook Excellence!" - Proofed, Properly Formatted, and a Great Price: Just $3.99 Lawson, the Fixer for the Council, must protect a young boy with a terrifying secret from the blood-soaked streets of Boston to the towering Himalayas!
THE DESTRUCTOR: A Lawson Vampire Novel #3
Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 77,660. Language: English. Published: October 10, 2011. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Paranormal, Fiction » Fantasy » Urban
NOW with "Seal of EBook Excellence!" - Proofed, Properly Formatted, and a Great Price: Just $3.99! Lawson must protect the head of the Council from a shape-shifting assassin named Shiva, who is intent on acquiring an ancient artifact to help her become invulnerable.
THE SYNDICATE: A Lawson Vampire Novel #4
Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 79,420. Language: English. Published: October 10, 2011. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Paranormal, Fiction » Fantasy » Urban
NOW with the "Seal of EBook Excellence!" - Proofed, Properly Formatted, and a Great Price: Just $3.99! A missing family member sends Lawson on a trip to New York City only to run smack into vampire organized crime. Now they've got Lawson right where they want him - and they want him to switch sides and betray the Balance. But Lawson's got more than one play in his book, and if he has to go to the
Zombie Ryu: Episode One
Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 25,980. Language: English. Published: July 17, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Horror » Undead, Fiction » Fantasy » Historical
In feudal Japan, an evil monk has unleashed a zombie invasion. 18-year old Shigoko dreams of becoming a samurai but is stuck on a farm with her father. When her farm is attacked by zombies, Shigoko flees and runs right into the gnarled ronin Fudo-her life will never be the same. Fudo is gathering the greatest warriors in Japan to stop the zombie menace. Only time will tell if they succeed...
The Contained
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All those couriers you see everyday...what if they weren't just carrying silly little files and packages? What if they were carrying something far more sinister? Far more deadly? Welcome to THE CONTAINED...the startling short story written by bestselling author Jon F. Merz and currently being turned into an incredible new digital series over at

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  • The Ultimate in Women's Self-Defense. on May 12, 2010

    Ricky Sides claims to want to help women in his book "The Ultimate Guide to Women's Self Defense." If that's actually true, then the single best way he could help them would be to pull this travesty of supposed self-defense off the web and delete the entire file. Not only is this book rife with some of the worst advice I've ever seen on the subject of personal protection, it's also filled with what could best be described as "untruths" if not outright lies. Since I first started my assessment of Sides and his supposed background as a "Chinese Ninja" over on the Kindle Board forum, he has challenged anyone to read his book and then make an assessment of it. And while I was able to discern immediately upon reading the sample he posted on the forum that he had little to no background instructing anyone on practical self defense, I decided to take him up on his challenge, if for no other reason than to hopefully dissuade people from wasting their time and one hundred pennies on this terribly misguided and irresponsible volume. Instead of addressing everything that's wrong with this book (because from start to finish, it's terrible) I'll highlight key points from each chapter of the book. Lest Sides take what I say here and then attempt to use my criticisms as a foundation for writing another tome on this topic, I'll stick with key points and let the intelligent reader extrapolate from there. Sides opens his book recalling his tutelage under supposed masters and secret lineages. This is always a massive red flag for anyone reading about martial arts. This is the 21st century. And while many schools and lineages might once have been secret years ago, in the age of the Internet, Youtube, and the like, the idea of some supposed secret Chinese Ninja lineage is simply absurd. The legend of Chinese Ninja has been refuted so many times, the only people still clamoring that they existed are the frauds who look to make a buck off of the continuation of such lies. But we'll get back to that in a few paragraphs. Let's delve into the actual bad techniques. The first thing Sides advises is that by reading and practicing what he outlines in this book, "fear will no longer be a factor." Here's another red flag. Fear is *always* an issue, whether you're a complete newbie to martial arts or a seasoned combat veteran with multiple combat tours under your belt. If someone tells you that fear isn't an issue or that you shouldn't fear a hostile situation, then run away FAST. Not only are they delusional, they are also lying. Everyone gets scared, terrified, nervous - it's what you do with that fear that sets you apart from someone who balls up in the corner and waits to die. Sides then goes on to ask you to complete a written test, telling us that he devised this test in 1984 - a mere THREE years after he himself started studying martial arts. 3 years is not nearly enough time to become an instructor in martial arts or rape prevention and anyone stating that after such a short period of time they are some sort of master should be avoided at all costs. Chapter 2 begins by looking at pressure points. Why pressure points? Because according to Sides, "a woman can beat the stronger and tougher male opponent if she utilizes the pressure points on a man's body." This is complete bull. Pressure points are no guarantee of victory in a combat situation. But Sides opens with this because the lure of pressure points is an old one in martial arts. So-called masters have long used the allure of touching a key spot on the body and producing unconsciousness as a hallmark of their supposed ability. But Sides himself has obviously never attempted to use pressure points in combat or else he'd realize a few things: a) a hyped-up attacker isn't all that susceptible to vital point attack b) attempting to target vital points in the chaos of combat is a recipe for disaster. Sides then unloads a laundry list of stereotypical statements about women, including "it's a biological fact that men are stronger than women." Really? Seen any women who do Crossfit lately? Any Olympian bobsledders? "It is also a biological fact that men are more aggressive and women are more nurturing, thus reluctant to inflict bodily hard on their male assailant." Laughable. I'd advise Sides hang out with some of the Israeli Defense Force Krav Maga women I've met and tell me if he still thinks that's true. Throughout this book, Sides sets up self-defense situations such as this one: "If a man grabs you from behind, his shins are very vulnerable because he is standing directly behind you." Herein lies one of the biggest indicators that Sides has little to no experience teaching real world self-defense. No attacker grabs you from behind and simply stands there waiting for you to do some amazing neat-o Chinese Ninja pressure point attack on him. Indeed, throughout this book, all of Sides' scenarios suffer from this syndrome. He paints a picture whereby the attacker makes a move and then that's it - nothing else. If you get grabbed from behind in the real world, your attacker is going to jerk you off of your feet, throw you to the ground, drag you into a car or do anything *except* stand still. He's not simply going to stand there and wait for you to attack his shins (as Sides advises in this particular scenario). This utter failure to grasp even rudimentary realities of self-protection is another hallmark of fraudulent instruction. Sides next deviates from self-defense and opts instead to focus on hand and leg conditioning. It's almost as if he knows that his techniques are so bad, that it became necessary to prop the book up with details of hitting homemade targets. My favorite portion of this section on kicking is as follows: "I have found over the years that the best thing to do when an opponent grabs one of my feet is to launch a flurry of punches at the man's face. This usually causes the man to let go of your leg. It's impossible for your opponent to block a flurry of your punches with one or both of his hands occupied with holding your foot. However, if he is holding your foot and your leg is fully extended, then you'll need to close the gap a bit to attack with your fists. To close the gap, just give a little hop with the foot that is on the ground. At the same time, use your leg muscles to jerk back on the leg that the man is holding. This will close the gap sufficiently for you to strike with your fists." If someone has grabbed your leg after you attempted to kick them, they will most likely topple you over on to the ground, affect a knee lock, or an ankle lock. You hopping toward them will only aid them in unbalancing you even more than you already are. But again, the realities of such aspects of fighting seem utterly lost on Sides. Then Sides advocates that if you are interested in self-defense that you should learn how to take hits, so he advises having a training partner strap on some gloves and start hitting you. After several months, he advocates that your training partner basically beat on you while you try to fight through it. (Having taught actual real world self-defense before myself, I can just imagine how well this would go over with the vast majority of people.) Sides further states that this training should begin as early as possible - at "entry level." Another laughable idea. Most people interested in self-defense have little to ZERO experience hitting or being hit and here goes Sides suggesting that you haul off and practice beating on them. Sides explains his own opinion on this training as, "I really don't like this form of training. As I said, it leads to restraining the reflex to block. On the other hand, it does teach the recipient to really want to block. It's a phase of training we all go through. That's why our Grandmaster sped us through that process as fast as we could manage, and then got us into sparring with each other." One of my favorite chapters, is, of course, when Sides introduces the reader to household items that could function as weapons. "Up until this point, everything that I have taught you has been straight from the Wing Chun Kung Fu system. The lessons you are about to learn come straight from the Chinese Ninja system." Oh, goodie. More about Chinese Ninja. Throughout this chapter, Sides stresses how utterly deadly Chinese female ninja are. "You can even use a lighter to ignite some hairsprays, thus making a primitive blowtorch. I warn you though, if you burn your assailant, you'd better follow up and either knock him out, or escape, because he will be furious and will react accordingly." Gee, what if we don't happen to smoke? What if a lighter is, in reality, probably the LAST thing I'd expect to find sitting near the can of aerosol hair spray? Of course, there's nothing easier than trying to flick a lighter and then spraying flame all over the close confined space of a bathroom (y'know, with its shower curtains, towels, and other flammable items so close by) while an attacker is trying to rape or kill you. Why not just advocate setting the whole house on fire while you're at it? Sides closes things out here by stating (again), "What is the most dangerous human in the world? A properly trained female Ninja, when cornered." Good grief. Sides peppers his chapters with a lot of supposed stories from students. These are, of course, cute ways to bolster the author's image that he's truly an expert in fighting, but since they're neither factual nor confirmable, intelligent readers who might already recognize the laundry list of bad advice that has (at this point) only brought us up to page 30 will find them equally suspect. Sides' section on dealing with armed attackers is amusing as well. Short on actual techniques (which at this point would only further underscore how ill-suited Sides is to teaching practical self-defense) he instead tells the reader to find items to use as protection. "Even something as innocuous as a shoe can save you in a crisis. Put your hand inside the shoe, and use it to block your opponent's weapon." Of course! You just have to first tell the attacker trying to kill or rape you that you need a moment to slide your shoe off and put it on your hand. I'm sure they'll be more than happy to wait. Ugh. Deviating again from actual techniques, Sides next ventures into blocking drills and stretching before then tackling the concept of grappling. Apparently, "men are prone to grabbing women by the arms." Really? In what fantasy world does this take place? Oh, yes, the one that would bolster the rest of the ridiculous content found in this book. Throughout this chapter, Sides paints the silliest scenarios possible, including one where the attacker steps up behind the student and "grabs the throat with both hands." Really? A rear choke executed in that fashion is not going to harm anyone, nor is it going to be much of a choke at all. Very little actual grappling is detailed until toward the end of the chapter when Sides gets to paint some "interesting" scenarios. Sides details how these scenarios all take place when a woman is flat on her back with her arms pinned. The first scenario is when the attacker "bends down and forces a kiss on you." The defense technique here is to bite the lip or, if he attempts to French kiss, bite the tongue. Really. Because this is, of course, the most natural thing any of us would be inclined to do while someone's trying to rape us. Once you've apparently been successful with that technique, Sides next advocates the following: "If you bite your attacker and get blood in your mouth, try to spit it in his face. Try to blind him with his own blood if you can." Now once your attacker lies down on top of you (wait, I thought he was already there? You know, doing the kissing thing?) Sides tells you to bring him closer and try to bite into his throat. "Bite as hard as you can." Awesome. Sides should rename this book "Vampire Tactics" or something. It might make it sound vaguely plausible. Sides then delves into advocating what to do when the man is actually inserting himself into the woman - and frankly, since his earlier defense techniques have about zero chance of working - this is very likely to occur. Unfortunately, he doesn't offer much in the way of a technique here, either. He does state that if the assailant tries to force oral sex, that the defender should bite the the penis off "behind the head" and the defender should "Grind your front teeth into it and savagely shake your head back and forth vigorously. He will hit you hard, so be ready for the blows." Sides goes on to state that, "If your attacker has tied your hands behind your back and is assaulting you, then try to rip out his throat with your teeth, or one of his ears if his throat is not exposed." And then a little bit further on, "It would also help if you can learn to untie yourself. It's merely a matter of manipulating the knot with your fingers until you can loosen the rope enough to slip free." Well, sure because that's easy to do when your hands are tied behind your back and your pulse is hammering and someone's trying to rape or kill you and they're lying on top of you crushing your wrists underneath you. Where are we? Ah, page 52. Halfway through this junk. Sides takes three more chapters to revisit kicking, hitting and finger strikes, which fortunately means there's precious little in the way of actual bad techniques to rip apart. His passages are again laden with ridiculous assertions about how the CHinese Ninja have used this technique for "untold numbers of generations," and all that assorted silliness. Sides then paints a "Profile of a Victim" and uses more stories that sound remarkably concocted to bolster his various "principles" outlined throughout his book. It gets tedious and rather than offering actual sound advice, Sides simply tells more stories. Chapter 13 offers what he calls "self-defense combat tactics" whereby supposed Chinese female ninja would pretend to be aroused during the course of a rape just so they could counter-attack. Are you kidding me? Sides advocates that women pretend to be turned on during the rape. This is so insane that it would be hardly conceivable except for the fact that it's written in the pages of this ridiculous book. It's so utterly unsound and irresponsible. Here's a far better suggestion, Sides. Teach techniques that actually WORK and the situation won't ever get to the point whereby a woman needs pretend she's enjoying the criminal act. But then that would mean that you'd actually need to study something practical rather than relying on outright lies and bad advice. The more I read this book, the more Sides appears to be advocating that women learn how to take the abuse and punishment of rape and accept it. He teaches horrible techniques that won't work; he tells women to learn how to take beatings from their training partners, and culminates by telling them that high-level Chinese female ninja would pretend to actually be aroused by rape. Sides is doing anything but empowering women with this book; frankly, he's attempting to glorify the physical, mental, and spiritual anguish of rape - which is truly a horrible thing. Sides (mercifully) closes this book out by quoting from the supposed masters he studied with. The first "master" is Sifu Edwin SKinner who offers up this priceless pearl of advice: "How long does the instructor of the style tell you it will take to become proficient enough to protect yourself? "Why is this important?" you might ask. Think for a minute. If it takes three to ten years to be able to protect yourself, then that will be three to ten years in which you will have to run the risk of becoming a victim. This is what you are hoping to avoid, so the shorter the time between beginner to Practitioner the better." SKinner is telling you here that it shouldn't take long to get proficient at protecting yourself. That you should rush as fast as possible through whatever course you're taking. I imagine this is exactly why Sides himself attained the ridiculous level of 5th degree after a mere four-seven years of practice (I say 4-7 because Sides' various biographies across the Internet differ on how long it took him to reach this point...and this is, of course, prior to his becoming a master Chinese Ninja, lol) Dale McLemore offers up more chauvinistic views of women including that they "can, and sometimes will, end up in the wrong place at the wrong time." Last I checked women didn't have a monopoly on bad judgment. McLemore then states that since "the grocery store is a place women spend a lot of time," they should use stuff on the shelves to protect themselves with. I think I saw this scene in Zombieland... Grandmaster Tony Ragasa Fong chimes in at long last with what the reader would expect to be his advice on self-defense. But no, this uh...,"Tenth Level Master's Rank in Chinese Ninja" offers up his advice on using Dit Da Jow, a linement that traditional Chinese martial artists have used for many years to relieve the injuries associated with conditioning exercises. He closes with, "The Wing Chun style is right for women. In the style, you will learn to use every ounce of your strength to good advantage in a fight. This is what a woman must do when she is fighting a male attacker." Sides, as if to answer the volume of critics who will undoubtedly question his claim to being a Chinese Ninja (like yours truly) then offers up this paragraph. "Good books on the two styles are rare in the United States, because of the comparative youth of the Wing Chun style when compared to other styles, and because of the veil of secrecy surrounding Chinese Ninja. To this day, some martial artists deny that Chinese Ninja ever existed in the past." Because they didn't. Ninjutsu is a Japanese martial art system with roots spreading back to the Himalayas. But its systemization occurred wholly within Japan. Anyone who says they're a Chinese Ninja is a liar, pure and simple. Sides, claiming to be one, is a vain attempt to bolster his own credibility - especially in the face of such horrible advice. "I know that a veil of secrecy obscures the truth regarding the Ninja of both nations." Once upon a time, ninja lineages in Japan were veiled in secrecy. Once. Not anymore. To insist in this day and age that there are secret lineages is ludicrous. But again, the air of secrecy lends a certain degree of mystique to Sides' manuscript, which is exactly what he wants. "The other book that you will probably want to read is titled Skills of the Vagabonds, also written by Leung Ting and is controversial because the Chinese Ninja are portrayed as Vagabonds and outlaws, hence not very nice people. However, you can learn from the book. Both of these books are not cheap and are available at You can find them on the Leung Ting author page at Amazon. There are also several books on that web page that I have studied in the past. They are the very ones my Grandmaster had in his personal martial arts library." Here at last we have the "source" of Sides' ninja training with none other than Leung Ting. He's another fool like Ashida Kim, who paints bizarre stories of supposed ninja training and lessons in order to bilk stupid people out of their money. Google "Leung Ting" and you'll find a whole host of assorted tidbits, including a November 2009 arrest for assault on his girlfriend (he was later cleared) and the fact that while he claims to have studied with the great Yip Man, Man's students claim that he never did. A lot of suspicious material and people across the Internet have found great amusement dissecting Ting's various ninjutsu claims. In Chapter 17, Sides posits, "Should I seek More Training?" and offers this as his answer: "My answer to you would be different. By studying the techniques in this book, and developing skill in all of them, you will have greatly increased your survival probabilities in a street situation. No home study course will ever replace the competent Instructor. It doesn't matter how good the home study course is, and although I think this book contains the best one on the market today, your techniques would be better if you had a qualified Instructor with you to correct your mistakes." First, it's extremely doubtful that anyone trying the techniques Sides advises would improve their chances. I'd wager the exact opposite, in fact. This is why I'm so adamant that this is probably one of the single worst books I've had the misfortune of reading on this topic. Sides is both reckless and irresponsible so many times over, it's not even vaguely comical by the time you reach the end of the book. I would agree, however, that anyone reading this garbage get more training - you'll need training just to UNlearn everything that Sides has advised doing. Sides then states, "If you follow all of the recommended training in this book, then you will never be helpless should you encounter a violent assailant." My advice: don't follow it at all. I have much more faith in women than Sides or any of his so-called masters do apparently, and tend to think that most of them would have a better grounding without this book than with it. Sides ends the book (no, this time it's actually ending...) with a bunch of pictures showing some of these hare-brained techniques. None of this stuff would work in actual combat, but the pictures help sell the idea that they would. Sides has recently taken to whining that he "just wants to help women." I find this laughable. Not only are his techniques (and calling them that is really not even appropriate) reckless and irresponsible, his attitude toward women throughout the book is both stereotypical and misogynistic, as are the attitudes of the so-called masters he supposedly "studied" with. The single best thing Sides could do to help women would be to take this ridiculous book off the market and burn every file he has pertaining to it. It's bad advice, bad training, and just so far from reality that it will only put more women into harm's way than not. Add to that his ridiculous claims of being a Chinese Ninja and a Wing Chun master and this book is a waste of time, money, and common sense. Stay far away from this trash.