'Twas a Dark and Delicious Christmas: Manlove Edition
Where stockings are hung with condoms and lubrication, Christmas is the season for manly fornication. Santa is wishing for a gift of his own, while his devious little Elves eagerly bump and groan. Ribbons and bells are hung with care, in the hope that orgasmic cheers fill the air.
‘Tis Christmas for all and to all, goodnight, may you be granted the gift of sexual delight.