Eric Goldin

Biography

I write short fiction (and sometimes I write poetry). My main goal is to entertain. I hope you enjoy my work.

Books

The Boston Bastard
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 2,070. Language: English. Published: March 1, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
George Goldman is a life-long Red Sox fan. His favorite thing to do in life is go to Fenway Park and watch them play. This season look promising for the Sox. They look like they've put a World Series caliber team on the field. However, things don't go as planned. The Red Sox have to struggle for a playoff spot. Goldman ends up becoming a famous fan... for the wrong reasons.
The Autistic Man
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,360. Language: English. Published: February 14, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Mher has Autism. Autistic people have trouble blending in with "normal society." This is a mental barrier which makes it very difficult for them to make friends, get jobs, and succeed. Many people with Autism are able to be very successful, and with a lot of help are able to be normal. Unfortunately, Mher acts like a complete nut! He rambles on and on about politics... and his hygiene is terrible!
Grizzly Bear Devours and Digests School
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,650. Language: English. Published: February 13, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
The education system forces everybody to spend countless hours contained in an institution, when most people (and animals) would prefer to do something more fun. The Faux Forest government is making school attendance mandatory. Unfortunately for them, Grisly the Grizzly Bear lives in the Faux Forest, and he despises school! Will the school system win or will Grisly rip them limb from limb?

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