Lisa Maliga
Biography
Lisa Maliga is the author of Love Me, Need Me: A Narcissist's Tale which is the story of Arlen J. Stevenson, a small town boy turned online predator. Notes from Nadir is about a Los Angeles-based writer who moves back home to live with her elderly mother in flyover country. North of Sunset is a novel about the costliest area in Beverly Hills and even there, sometimes you find what you're not looking for... She has written numerous articles on pets, bath & body products. A Hollywood-based short story collection, South of Sunset includes seven short stories, including the novelette Urban Legend ~ Hollywood Style. Hollywood Office Temp is a look at the film industry of the 1990s as written in an engaging diary format. Visit www.LisaMaliga.com
She has also co-written "Paranormal State Exposed"
"The Joy of Melt and Pour Soap Crafting" Review Excerpt by Rebecca of the Soap Deli News Blog:
"What I like best about this book is how comprehensive it is overall. It starts small with many of the basics some instructional guides tend to skip over or breeze through, and expands on the information as you progress. It includes instructions on not only the best way to make your soaps, but what equipment to use for the greatest product results. This helpful how to soapmaking book covers everything from choosing your soap base and molds to adding fragrances, herbs, and color."
Excerpt by Shala Kerrigan of Don't Eat the Paste:
"One of the best things in my opinion about melt and pour soap crafting is that it's a very friendly craft. You don't need to be a kitchen chemist. It's a craft that's ideal for parents to do with children as gifts or as the start of a home based business. Because of the nature of melt and pour soap, anything that doesn't work out is still usable in your home."
Excerpt by Patrice of The Soap Seduction:
"What I like about this book is it's just not a book full of projects. Lisa gives you some background on what melt and pour soapmaking is along with tips and tricks as well as facts and safety tips. This book is perfetto for newbs and presents some fun, indoor activity for the kiddos. Throw a soap party and invite your best buds over for a little pinot and soapmaking."
Reviews for SATAN'S CASTING CALL
"a microcosm of hollywood as a swift kick to.....your right kidney... really fun short as i'm a fan of la and sf stories. i see it as a washed out color short... 17 minutes tops... lol... seriously, fun read..."
"Satan's Casting Call is a quick read at just over 9000 words. While the story is entertaining, it does lack the depth that keeps you emotionally attached to any characters.
Duncan is an out-of-work actor and he'll do anything to get in the limelight. He arrives at an open casting call, and is astonished to find out he is the only person there for the audition. After discussing the project with the producer, Duncan decides that this role is far too important, and high-paying to let it slip from his fingers. The only problem is the people involved want the actor to resemble the main character... to the point of disfiguration.
Desperate and broke, Duncan seeks whatever it will take to land this role. How far would you be willing to go, and for how much money?
This was tasty tidbit of horror that reminded me of The Twilight Zone."
Reviews for NOTES FROM NADIR
As reviewed on the Amazon UK site: "I first started reading this memoir through the author's blog, and I was quickly hooked by her conversational, down-to-earth style. The book - with lots of new content not featured on the blog - follows the author as she leaves behind her LA life and returns to her roots, with lots of vignettes and familial snapshots along the way. A very enjoyable read about trying to fit back into a mould you no longer fit." Talli Roland, author of The Hating Game
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"This book reads like a memoir and I think it's because it is. Honestly, I wasn't sure I could get through it because it started at an odd point in the character's life. However, after I started, I couldn't put it down. Seriously.
Why? It boils down to one thing: The writer is an amazing story teller. The way she describes even the most mundane events drew me in. I had to know what was going to happen next. I can't compare this book to any other books I've read because it isn't. If this isn't a true story, you'll believe it is.
The ending really surprised me and it left such a impact, I'm sure I'm not going to forget this novel in a long time. This is part one in the series. The second book is a must read for me."
Clarissa Draper on her blog "Listen To The Voices"
Where to find Lisa Maliga online
Books
Satan's Casting Call
by Lisa Maliga
Price: $0.99 USD. 9140 words.
Published on January 20, 2012. Fiction.
Duncan Smith-Holmes is a struggling young actor who is in desperate need of a paying gig or he has to leave Hollywood. But a bizarre casting call and an opportunity to land a major role in a high budget movie is something he can't pass up -- no matter what the consequences.
Nuts About Shea Butter
by Lisa Maliga
Price: $2.99 USD. 8110 words.
Published on December 3, 2011. Nonfiction.
Used in African countries for centuries, shea butter has been an ingredient in medicines for the preparation of skin ointments, and to treat inflammation, sunburn, chapping, rashes and more. Written for the consumer and the bath & body products crafter, NUTS ABOUT SHEA BUTTER contains fascinating facts and effective explanations.
The Joy of Melt and Pour Soap Crafting
by Lisa Maliga
Price: $4.99 USD. 24430 words.
Published on November 21, 2011. Nonfiction.
"The Joy of Melt & Pour Soap Crafting" is written by someone who learned how to work with crafting glycerin melt & pour soap the hard way -- with only a single page of instructions to follow! From 2004-2009 the author ran an online business, Everything Shea Aromatic Creations, selling 85+ varieties of soap. If you've always wanted to make your own soap, now you can!
Squirrels in the Hood
by Lisa Maliga
Price: $3.99 USD. 6160 words.
Published on September 17, 2011. Nonfiction.
When Sunshine the cat departs in 2006, the balcony she once occupied is very empty. Now that birds can be fed, the author does so, also attracting an array of hungry squirrels. Follow the adventures of Alpha, Doc, Cocoa Butter and other squirrel-friends as they dine in the Bird & Squirrel Café located in the Miracle Mile district of Los Angeles. SQUIRRELS IN THE HOOD includes 19 color photos.
The Narcissist Chronicles
by Lisa Maliga
Price: $4.99 USD. 154490 words.
Published on September 4, 2011. Fiction.
The Narcissist Chronicles: The WHOLE story. Combined are two novels originally published in 2010: LOVE ME, NEED ME: A NARCISSIST'S TALE and I WANT YOU: SEDUCTION E-MAILS FROM A NARCISSIST.
Hollywood Office Temp
by Lisa Maliga
Price: $3.99 USD. 100180 words.
Published on July 5, 2011. Fiction.
"Hollywood Office Temp" is written in an engaging diary format. We are shown the excesses of the 1990's as a bookstore clerk from Ohio tries to become a screenwriter in Hollywood.
Monoi de Tahiti: Spa in a Bottle
by Lisa Maliga
Price: $1.99 USD. 3090 words.
Published on March 14, 2011. Nonfiction.
What is Monoi de Tahiti and how will it benefit you? A bottle of this Polynesian beauty product has a variety of uses and will soothe your skin, hair and nails. "Monoi de Tahiti: Spa in a Bottle" is a unique e-book focused on this fragrant and natural Tahitian beauty oil. Receive an abundance of information along with never-before-seen recipes.
Notes from Nadir
by Lisa Maliga
Price: $0.99 USD. 58840 words.
Published on January 4, 2011. Fiction.
Notes from Nadir is a wacky and poignant look at a Los Angeles-based writer who has to return to her Midwestern home due to financial difficulties. She moves back in with her Mom in a semi-retirement community and works a couple of dead end jobs, meets a sexy British bakery owner, and later finds steady work as a writer and photographer at The Factory in the depths of Nadir.
North of Sunset
by Lisa Maliga
Price: $2.99 USD. 60850 words.
Published on December 31, 2010. Fiction.
It's 1996 and Hollywood is thriving in the era of excess. Sherman Lee is a volatile action movie producer who can’t keep an assistant. Wesley Barron is a wild actor who stars in his hit movies. But their partying is taking a toll. Enter novice temp employee Emily Karelin who is sent to work for Sherman. How long will she last? Can she handle the hours, the creative people, and the drugs?
I Want You: Seduction Emails from a Narcissist
by Lisa Maliga
Price: $2.99 USD. 48600 words.
Published on December 30, 2010. Nonfiction.
The seduction emails are presented in the raw to reveal how Arlen J. Stevenson lures his victims. Being the owner of a vast MySpace site, he has access to thousands of women. This book is comprised of various emails that show his arc of seduction with 18 different women. The love and long term relationships he proposes to the women lasts as long as it satisfies his ego and sexual cravings.
Love Me, Need Me: A Narcissist's Tale
by Lisa Maliga
Price: $2.99 USD. 106630 words.
Published on December 29, 2010. Fiction.
Read about the adventures of a bumbling sexual predator who uses the Internet trolling for conquests. Arlen J. Stevenson, a hack zombie author from Alabama, ends up on MySpace hoping to be the most popular writer there. What happens to him is a fusion of dark humor and unexpected consequences.
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Smashwords book reviews by Lisa Maliga
- Watching Willow Watts
on Sep. 08, 2011
Talli Roland has created a warm and likeable titular character in her second book, "Watching Willow Watts." The reader feels lots of sympathy for Willow as she's trying to keep her widowed father's antiques shop from going under. Not only does she miss her mother, but also the life she led in London. The Willow of two years ago was happily working as a florist and was in a relationship with an architect.
The action starts early and never lets up. Willow is reluctantly turned into a Marilyn Monroe impersonator due to a tourist board organizer who uploads a video onto YouTube that goes viral. The quiet village of Belcherton becomes the latest place for an international deluge of Marilyn fans to congregate. Suddenly, locals are making money and Willow realizes that she can get her father's business out of debt.
But as she's transformed into Marilyn by a smarmy agent, we wonder how all this will play out ...