Of Lust and Love: Volume IX of The Eroticon
by Lorel Simon
Price: $1.99 USD. 39680 words.
Published on June 16, 2010. Fiction.
“Story of L” ― A brutal seduction―yet how else can the famous filmmaker persuade her to take the lead in Story of O? On his yacht, Laura makes a voyage of intimate discovery as she is shown how and why to play the part of a compliant and complicitous slave to love, as “L”. ― Enjoy all nine volumes of The Eroticon, 100 Tales of Lust and Love. Volume I is free!
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Lorel Simon
Biography
Fryderyka Lorelei Szymczyk (Lorel Simon)
Jean Beauxreves Kotchio is my pen name. My parents, a German-Polish couple from Września, a Polish town halfway between Berlin and Warsaw, immigrated to the United States and are now naturalized citizens residing in the American Midwest. As my real name is unpronounceable by most Americans, I used Lorel Simon in my high school annual (Szymczyk means Simon in Polish). Known to my college chums as ‘Frisbee,’ I majored in languages and psychology, with a minor in film, at a women’s college in New England. I completed my MA and PhD in philology in Europe. (I must avoid providing specific place names relative to my antecedents in view of my current surreptitious research project.)
I’ve always loved fairy tales. I spent several years collecting and editing the one hundred tales of lust and love for my Eroticon, which I offer as a salute to the one hundred novellas of Giovanni Boccaccio’s Decameron, which was first published in 1353. Currently I am living in a harem in the Middle East. I am among so many other concubines and dancing girls that I have ample leisure time to devote to preparing a similar tribute to Richard Burton’s translation of The Nights, the stories told by Scheherazade to Persian King Shahryar for one thousand and one nights. My harem buddies call me ‘Sherry’ because I like to tell stories from the Eroticon to the current king.
I apologize for not furnishing a photograph, but anonymity is integral to my safety as an interloper in the king’s harem. To sustain my research, I necessarily dance and perform other personal services for the king and his associates. As I enjoy doing that, I make no apologies, though I am known to my Polish girlfriends, affectionately I believe, as ‘Dziwka.’
I smuggled this blurb out of the harem through a friendly eunuch, and I hope to do the same with the tales I is now collecting for my next publication, which I’m thinking of calling The Casting Couch. ■
Jean Beauxreves Kotchio is my pen name. My parents, a German-Polish couple from Września, a Polish town halfway between Berlin and Warsaw, immigrated to the United States and are now naturalized citizens residing in the American Midwest. As my real name is unpronounceable by most Americans, I used Lorel Simon in my high school annual (Szymczyk means Simon in Polish). Known to my college chums as ‘Frisbee,’ I majored in languages and psychology, with a minor in film, at a women’s college in New England. I completed my MA and PhD in philology in Europe. (I must avoid providing specific place names relative to my antecedents in view of my current surreptitious research project.)
I’ve always loved fairy tales. I spent several years collecting and editing the one hundred tales of lust and love for my Eroticon, which I offer as a salute to the one hundred novellas of Giovanni Boccaccio’s Decameron, which was first published in 1353. Currently I am living in a harem in the Middle East. I am among so many other concubines and dancing girls that I have ample leisure time to devote to preparing a similar tribute to Richard Burton’s translation of The Nights, the stories told by Scheherazade to Persian King Shahryar for one thousand and one nights. My harem buddies call me ‘Sherry’ because I like to tell stories from the Eroticon to the current king.
I apologize for not furnishing a photograph, but anonymity is integral to my safety as an interloper in the king’s harem. To sustain my research, I necessarily dance and perform other personal services for the king and his associates. As I enjoy doing that, I make no apologies, though I am known to my Polish girlfriends, affectionately I believe, as ‘Dziwka.’
I smuggled this blurb out of the harem through a friendly eunuch, and I hope to do the same with the tales I is now collecting for my next publication, which I’m thinking of calling The Casting Couch. ■
Books
Of Lust and Love: Volume VIII of The Eroticon
by Lorel Simon
Price: $1.49 USD. 35850 words. Published on June 16, 2010. Fiction.
“Extremity of Love: Dark Passion” ―5 Long Tales for Adults: Erotic dramas with a twist The titles: Jane in Heat. The Master Piece. Helen and Troy. The Devil in Mistress Jones. Her Business Plan. ― Enjoy all nine volumes of The Eroticon, 100 Tales of Lust and Love. Volume I is free!
Price: $1.49 USD. 35850 words. Published on June 16, 2010. Fiction.
“Extremity of Love: Dark Passion” ―5 Long Tales for Adults: Erotic dramas with a twist The titles: Jane in Heat. The Master Piece. Helen and Troy. The Devil in Mistress Jones. Her Business Plan. ― Enjoy all nine volumes of The Eroticon, 100 Tales of Lust and Love. Volume I is free!
Of Lust and Love: Volume VII of The Eroticon
by Lorel Simon
Price: $1.49 USD. 29740 words. Published on June 16, 2010. Fiction.
“Roughing It: Romantic Violence” ―10 Short Tales for Adults: Amusing and not so amusing mayhem. Some titles: The Duchess and Lady Jane. Come Into My Parlor. A Dreadful Misunderstanding. The Satanist. Making Dean’s List. ― Enjoy all nine volumes of The Eroticon, 100 Tales of Lust and Love. Volume I is free!
Price: $1.49 USD. 29740 words. Published on June 16, 2010. Fiction.
“Roughing It: Romantic Violence” ―10 Short Tales for Adults: Amusing and not so amusing mayhem. Some titles: The Duchess and Lady Jane. Come Into My Parlor. A Dreadful Misunderstanding. The Satanist. Making Dean’s List. ― Enjoy all nine volumes of The Eroticon, 100 Tales of Lust and Love. Volume I is free!
Of Lust and Love: Volume VI of The Eroticon
by Lorel Simon
Price: $1.49 USD. 29010 words. Published on June 16, 2010. Fiction.
“On the Wild Side: Aberrant Variations” ―10 Short Tales for Adults: Humor among the deviants. Some titles: The Fondler. Identifying the Body. The Trash Stalker. Family Value. Bedroom Secrets. Working Out the Kinks. ― Enjoy all nine volumes of The Eroticon, 100 Tales of Lust and Love. Volume I is free!
Price: $1.49 USD. 29010 words. Published on June 16, 2010. Fiction.
“On the Wild Side: Aberrant Variations” ―10 Short Tales for Adults: Humor among the deviants. Some titles: The Fondler. Identifying the Body. The Trash Stalker. Family Value. Bedroom Secrets. Working Out the Kinks. ― Enjoy all nine volumes of The Eroticon, 100 Tales of Lust and Love. Volume I is free!
Of Lust and Love: Volume V of The Eroticon
by Lorel Simon
Price: $1.49 USD. 29920 words. Published on June 16, 2010. Fiction.
Of Lust and Love: Volume V of The Eroticon: “Ridiculously Sublime: Laughable Smut” ―15 Short Tales for Adults: The humor resumes, with ribaldry. Some titles: The Slave. The Hustler. Oral Hygiene. Sold at an Auction. Earning the Last Badge. Strange Encounter of the First Kind. ― Enjoy all nine volumes of The Eroticon, 100 Tales of Lust and Love. Volume I is free.
Price: $1.49 USD. 29920 words. Published on June 16, 2010. Fiction.
Of Lust and Love: Volume V of The Eroticon: “Ridiculously Sublime: Laughable Smut” ―15 Short Tales for Adults: The humor resumes, with ribaldry. Some titles: The Slave. The Hustler. Oral Hygiene. Sold at an Auction. Earning the Last Badge. Strange Encounter of the First Kind. ― Enjoy all nine volumes of The Eroticon, 100 Tales of Lust and Love. Volume I is free.
Of Lust and Love: Volume IV of The Eroticon
by Lorel Simon
Price: $1.49 USD. 33060 words. Published on June 16, 2010. Fiction.
“Not Just for the Kids: Mature Romance” ―13 Short Tales for Adults: Some funny, some sad, even into old age. Some titles: Love is Blind. Making Nice. Sparring Partner. Mothers and Daughters. Waltzing Ducks, Marching Bunnies. Memorial Day. ― Enjoy all nine volumes of The Eroticon, 100 Tales of Lust and Love. Volume I is free!
Price: $1.49 USD. 33060 words. Published on June 16, 2010. Fiction.
“Not Just for the Kids: Mature Romance” ―13 Short Tales for Adults: Some funny, some sad, even into old age. Some titles: Love is Blind. Making Nice. Sparring Partner. Mothers and Daughters. Waltzing Ducks, Marching Bunnies. Memorial Day. ― Enjoy all nine volumes of The Eroticon, 100 Tales of Lust and Love. Volume I is free!
Of Lust and Love: Volume III of The Eroticon
by Lorel Simon
Price: $1.49 USD. 36150 words. Published on June 16, 2010. Fiction.
“The Mating Season: Young Romance” ―10 Short Tales for Adults: Humor as young adults chase each other! Some titles: The Pig. Punchin’ Judy. Chinese Takeout. Airborne Adventurers. An Unbearable Enchantment. Bawdy and Soul. ― Enjoy all nine volumes of The Eroticon, 100 Tales of Lust and Love. Volume I is free!
Price: $1.49 USD. 36150 words. Published on June 16, 2010. Fiction.
“The Mating Season: Young Romance” ―10 Short Tales for Adults: Humor as young adults chase each other! Some titles: The Pig. Punchin’ Judy. Chinese Takeout. Airborne Adventurers. An Unbearable Enchantment. Bawdy and Soul. ― Enjoy all nine volumes of The Eroticon, 100 Tales of Lust and Love. Volume I is free!
Of Lust and Love: Volume II of The Eroticon
by Lorel Simon
Price: $1.49 USD. 25160 words. Published on June 16, 2010. Fiction.
“Getting It On in America: Modern Humor” ―18 Short Tales for Adults: More laughs. Some titles: Quickie Service. A Non-Negotiable Demand. The I of the Beholder. A Surprise Explained. Snowed In. Filling a Need. Birthday Suit. ― Enjoy all nine volumes of The Eroticon, 100 Tales of Lust and Love. Volume I is free!
Price: $1.49 USD. 25160 words. Published on June 16, 2010. Fiction.
“Getting It On in America: Modern Humor” ―18 Short Tales for Adults: More laughs. Some titles: Quickie Service. A Non-Negotiable Demand. The I of the Beholder. A Surprise Explained. Snowed In. Filling a Need. Birthday Suit. ― Enjoy all nine volumes of The Eroticon, 100 Tales of Lust and Love. Volume I is free!
Of Lust and Love: Volume I of The Eroticon
by Lorel Simon
Price: Free! 25960 words. Published on June 16, 2010. Fiction.
“Other Times, Other Climes: Historic Humor” ― 19 Short Stories for Adults: Laughs from the past and from all around the world. Some themes: Why there's no Mrs. God. Flour power in the Middle Ages. Carnal diplomacy in the Age of Exploration. Victorian courtship by euphemism. The seven priestly ways to get some. And more! ― Enjoy all nine volumes of The Eroticon, 100 Tales of Lust and Love.
Price: Free! 25960 words. Published on June 16, 2010. Fiction.
“Other Times, Other Climes: Historic Humor” ― 19 Short Stories for Adults: Laughs from the past and from all around the world. Some themes: Why there's no Mrs. God. Flour power in the Middle Ages. Carnal diplomacy in the Age of Exploration. Victorian courtship by euphemism. The seven priestly ways to get some. And more! ― Enjoy all nine volumes of The Eroticon, 100 Tales of Lust and Love.