Lotus Rose

Biography

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Lotus Rose is also the author of MachoPoni: A Prance with Death. He writes about young characters in strange situations. At times dark, silly, or bawdy, his writing owes much to such influences as Alice in Wonderland and Roald Dahl, and explores themes like disillusionment, and the corruption of innocence. If his books were movies, they'd likely be directed by Tim Burton. He often writes in a style that is a more edgy, “grown-up” version of children’s literature interspersed with his poetry and songs.

Here's a short poem he wrote:

O, shall I be like the lotus,
And bring you dark dreams and soft sighs?
Or shall I be like the rose is,
Sweet-scented and tempting your eyes?

For the unending sleep can seduce you,
To the world behind unseeing eyes.
And the beauty that beckons, then cuts you,
Is also the cruelest of lies.

Where to find Lotus Rose online


Where to buy in print


Books

Revenge of the Faebots (Faerie Brace-Face 2)
Series: Faerie Brace-Face. Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 30,280. Language: English. Published: February 14, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Romance » Sci-fi, Fiction » Young adult or teen » Fairy Tales
The faebots are working hard to revive Cabby’s high school nemesis, Mackenzie, by downloading her data into the new faebot leader, who they’re calling the “Mackenzie Aspirant.” That’s because she wants to become Mackenzie, just so she can ruin Cabby’s life. Cabby and Darren struggle to find out where the data is being stored, so they can erase it before the faebots get to it.
Malice Hates Fairy Tales #1
Series: Malice in Wonderland. Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 34,130. Language: English. Published: January 5, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Paranormal, Fiction » Children’s books » Fairy Tales & Folklore / Adaptations
The Brothers Grimm are trying to unleash twisted fairy tale beings into Wonderland. 15-year-old Queen Malice doesn’t want to deal with them. But then Malice’s dear friend, the Mad Hatter, is kidnapped. So to save him, she’s forced to work with Cinderella, and ends up getting sucked into Fairy Tale Land. By the author of Malice in Wonderland.
Malice Hates Fairy Tales #3
Series: Malice in Wonderland. Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 25,730. Language: English. Published: January 5, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Young adult or teen » Fairy Tales, Fiction » Fantasy » Paranormal
Malice has to save her friends from the fairy tale parasites infesting their souls. They have each been combined with the fairy tale that bit them. To drive the fairy tale portion out, Malice has to drive a stake through their hearts. Hopefully, afterwards, Wonderland will finally get back to how it was before the twisted fairy tales came around.
Malice Hates Fairy Tales #2
Series: Malice in Wonderland. Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 31,640. Language: English. Published: January 5, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Young adult or teen » Fairy Tales, Fiction » Literature » Fairy tales
Twisted fairy tale beings have been unleashed into Wonderland, and Queen Malice wants to kick them out. But the man known as the Storyteller wants to make a sick game of it all. So he sets up a series of challenges in which Malice and the Queen of Hearts must go up against the fairy tales. Saving Wonderland from fairy tale infestation isn’t going to be easy.
How the Alien Pony Princess Fell in Love (Poniworld Chronicles #8)
Series: Poniworld Chronicles. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 26,040. Language: English. Published: July 21, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary, Fiction » Young adult or teen » Fantasy
The Alien Pony Princess Alisson has never been kissed, which isn’t surprising since she doesn’t even have a boyfriend. But one day she finds a hunky caveponi frozen in ice and has him thawed out. Could he be the one to help her thaw out her heart as well? Because when she asks him, it turns out he has never kissed anypony either. . .
Malice in Wonderland Prequel
Series: Malice in Wonderland, Book 0. Price: Free! Words: 30,280. Language: English. Published: December 12, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Paranormal, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
A prequel to the darkly comedic Malice in Wonderland trilogy. A peek inside the minds of Alice and the other characters of Wonderland before she killed them. By the author of SinEaster and Merry XXXmas, Charlee Frown.
BlackHearts Day
Series: Twisted Holiday Specials. Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 32,700. Language: English. Published: November 1, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody, Fiction » Young adult or teen » Fantasy
Charlee Frown must struggle to prevent a holiday known as BlackHearts Day from taking hold. But then she starts thinking, maybe it’s not so bad after all, because Valentine’s Day really sucks. And then she learns about the origin of Valentine’s Day and the role of the Illuminati and Aleister Crowley in it...in cooperation with Hall-mart. By the author of SinEaster and Merry XXXmas, Charlee Frown.
Merry XXXmas, Charlee Frown (Twisted Holiday Specials)
Series: Twisted Holiday Specials. Price: $6.99 USD. Words: 59,140. Language: English. Published: July 18, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody, Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary
In this raunchy comedy 18-year-old Charlee struggles to save XXXmas from having its X’s lessened by the Grump. She faces pervy challenges in order to add an X at the end of each level. In Xmas she must trick five opponents into getting “visibly aroused”. Then in XXmas she must get laid three times, despite the Grump passing a law raising age of consent to 19! Can XXXmas be saved?
Octopony (Poniworld Chronicles #7)
Series: Poniworld Chronicles, Book 7. Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 24,740. Language: English. Published: January 22, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
Mortimer is an octopony—half octopus, half pony—who laughs at all the wrong times. He’s a joker, not a fighter, but it turns out the Nazi ponies have discovered an alien spacecraft buried in ice. And so Morty ends up having to travel to the Arctic to foil a nefarious plot to unleash an alien supersoldier into Poniworld. It’s all very exciting and dangerous, and so he giggles nervously sometimes.
Dust On The Wind: Journey To Redemption (Poniworld Chronicles #6)
Series: Poniworld Chronicles, Book 6. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 25,270. Language: English. Published: November 13, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody, Fiction » Fantasy » Paranormal
A pony plagued by her past. Dust wants to become better girlfriend material so Machoponi will take her back. So she decides to go on a vision quest on Halloween, led by a rat spirit guide in a Nerf cactus costume. She eats some cactus and begins to hallucinate. Warning: contains foul language, sexual situations, drug use and pony lesbianism.
Mötley Hüerd, the Pony Glam Metal Band (Poniworld Chronicles #5)
Series: Poniworld Chronicles, Book 5. Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 25,160. Language: English. Published: September 30, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
Would you sell your soul for Glam Metal? Mötley Hüerd did. This bare-all autobiography follows their journey from Doo-wop band Moxie Scamps to their discovery of Glam Metal and their rise to fame, with all the debauchery and groupies that came with it. Warning: contains hard candy use, foul language, pony nudity and rough cuddling. By the author of SinEaster.
Malice In Wonderland #3: Alice the Girl Who Will Tear Your Heart Out and Show It To You Before You Die
Series: Malice in Wonderland, Book 3. Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 53,250. Language: English. Published: September 1, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Paranormal, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
In part 3 of the trilogy, Alice wins the Vorpal Fist, a weapon whose special power is to rip out the hearts of those who love the person wearing it. There’s a Russian roulette tea party and a shadow under a rainbow guillotine too! It all occurs during a twisted life-sized board game Malice and Alice find themselves trapped in. Who will win? And will Alice become a stealer of hearts?
Gothic Lolita
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 18,220. Language: English. Published: January 21, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Paranormal, Fiction » Horror » Occult
Emilie is an alcoholic model. When a billionaire offers to photograph her, she has no idea her life will soon be in danger.She discovers the girls he photographs are becoming suicidal.The man hangs paintings of a scarred woman who was gorgeous before she was cut. Emilie has to find out who that woman was and who the mysterious little girl was who visited her, with the scar on the side of her face.
Malice in Wonderland #2: Alice the Angel of Death
Series: Malice in Wonderland, Book 2. Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 33,110. Language: English. Published: December 14, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody, Fiction » Fantasy » Paranormal
Alice has regained her heart and it’s thumping in her chest. She wants to set things right and reincarnate Humpty Dumpty and the Caterpillar and the Tweedle twins. But she seems to have a bad habit of killing that she can’t seem to break. She doesn’t want to kill them all over again, but sometimes these Wonderland idiots are really asking for it, don’t you think? By the author of MachoPoni.
Malice in Wonderland #1: Alice the Assassin
Series: Malice in Wonderland, Book 1. Price: Free! Words: 28,910. Language: English. Published: September 10, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Paranormal, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
One day after years of unpleasantness, Alice loses her heart. Literally. Well, technically someone steals it. And she has to get it back. By any means necessary. And it’s a lot easier to be ruthless now that she’s heartless. She will have her heart returned to her even if she has to kill all the citizens of Wonderland one by one... By the author of The Poniworld Chronicles and SinEaster.
The Poni Trifecta: Volumes 2, 3 & 4 of The Poniworld Chronicles
Price: $6.99 USD. Words: 77,230. Language: English. Published: June 17, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody, Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary
Three volumes of The Poniworld Chronicles collected in one value-priced package. Includes Mein Poni-Kampf: A Biography of the Leader of the Nazi Ponies, My Brootal Poni: A Very Butch Poni Tale, and Dust in Your Eyes: An Erotic Poni Tale.
Dust in Your Eyes: An Erotic Poni Tale (Poniworld Chronicles #4)
Series: Poniworld Chronicles, Book 4. Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 24,300. Language: English. Published: June 15, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody, Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary
Poniworld is going through changes, and Dust is going through sexual exploration. She encounters Strawberry Spit-take, a girl with a spit-take fetish, a rhino in a tutu named Tipsy Gorer who wants to ban cock rock, Ms. Cap-Man, black-and-blueberries and Gardens of Pain! This book is not for children, but it is not X-rated. More like PG-13. This ain’t your grandma’s erotic book about ponies!
My Brootal Poni: A Very Butch Poni Tale (Poniworld Chronicles #3)
Series: Poniworld Chronicles, Book 3. Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 30,330. Language: English. Published: June 10, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody, Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary
Meet Brogene, a very butch pony who enjoys wearing a sweater tied around his neck. He sets off for Butch Valley, a mythical valley filled with mancaves where only the extremely butch are allowed. During his quest he has to deal with blue creatures called the Funs & the only female in their village, an odd yellow guy named Cap-Man, and at one point he acquires a magical codpiece! Not for children!
Mein Poni-Kampf: Bio of Leader of Nazi Ponies (Poniworld Chronicles #2)
Series: Poniworld Chronicles, Book 2. Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 25,260. Language: English. Published: August 7, 2011. Categories: Fiction » Horror » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
The second volume in the Poniworld Chronicles. This one is about Adolf Poni. Find out how a milk mustache led to mass murder. For mature audiences. This ain't your little sister's book about Nazi ponies.
Butterfly Knight
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 6,010. Language: English. Published: January 30, 2011. Categories: Fiction » Young adult or teen » Fairy Tales, Fiction » Fantasy » Historical
In this short story, a female knight named Faelwen must flee when barbarians storm the castle. Why do they bring about such bloodshed? Because the barbarian leader seeks to kiss her, smitten as he is with her beauty. When she exits the escape tunnel, she encounters an armored butterfly guarding a flower. Will she be forced to fight the winged warrior? This story is a prequel to The Doll Queen.
A Very Bad Easter
Price: Free! Words: 2,120. Language: English. Published: January 4, 2011. Categories: Fiction » Holiday » Humorous, Fiction » Horror » General
(4.00)
A gory tale of a really really bad Easter. By the author of SinEaster and Faerie Brace-Face.
Noah's Ark Between 2 Buns
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 2,900. Language: English. Published: January 4, 2011. Categories: Fiction » Young adult or teen » Humor, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00)
A humorous story telling the truth about chicken nuggets. By the author of MachoPoni: A Prance with Death.
666 Looks Like the Tears From My Eyes
Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 3,490. Language: English. Published: January 4, 2011. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » General, Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories
A futuristic tale about a black metal musician who is at risk of being assassinated by the "proper" people. By the author of Faerie Brace-Face.
Bathing in the Blood of Virgins
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 3,800. Language: English. Published: January 4, 2011. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » General, Fiction » Horror » General
An erotic horror short story inspired by Elizabeth Bathory. By the author of The Corruption of Innocence.
The Pop Princess Goes Pop: A Short Story
Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 2,090. Language: English. Published: January 4, 2011. Categories: Fiction » Young adult or teen » Humor, Fiction » Horror » General
The story of a pop singer whose vocal track cuts off during her performance. By the author of Faerie Brace-Face and SinEaster.
Tears Into Wine: A Short Story
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,930. Language: English. Published: January 4, 2011. Categories: Fiction » Literature » Literary, Fiction » Fantasy » General
(5.00)
A short surreal tale about a poet and love. By the author of Malice in Wonderland.
Fat Sucker: A Short Story
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,890. Language: English. Published: January 4, 2011. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(2.33)
Poor pudgy Tina…she’s tried all kinds of diets that didn’t work. But then one day she sees an infomercial about pills that absorb fat! She tries them and they prove to be remarkably effective…
My Favorite Threesome: A Short Story
Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 5,990. Language: English. Published: January 4, 2011. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Menage/Multiple Partners, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
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A rock star's autograph signing session gets interesting. Includes the bonus story, Nipples on Mannequins, a bizarre erotic horror short story dealing with sexual energy and mannequins that become animated. By the author of SinEaster.
Family: A Sci Fi Short Story
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,900. Language: English. Published: January 4, 2011. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories, Fiction » Horror » General
(2.00)
A dramatic short story about a test tube baby. By the author of The Doll Queen.
Tyria
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 3,250. Language: English. Published: January 3, 2011. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » General, Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories
A tale of a robot supermodel. By the author of SinEaster.
Skinny-Dipping in the Abyss
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 3,040. Language: English. Published: January 3, 2011. Categories: Fiction » Horror » General
A dead body. A girl. A lake. By the author of SinEaster and The Doll Queen.
The Murder of Hoppy Bunny
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 2,690. Language: English. Published: January 3, 2011. Categories: Fiction » Young adult or teen » Horror, Fiction » Literature » Coming of age
A horrific tale of the death of a lovable character. By the author of MachoPoni: A Prance With Death.
Return to the Womb
Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 3,240. Language: English. Published: January 3, 2011. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » General, Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary
A baby genius expounds her theory to Mary.
Babysitting Alicia
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 3,610. Language: English. Published: January 3, 2011. Categories: Fiction » Horror » General
Two girls violently fight over a baby. By the author of Faerie Brace-Face.
The Garden of Delights: A Short Story
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 7,930. Language: English. Published: January 2, 2011. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » General, Fiction » Erotica » Historical/Gothic
An erotic tale of biblical proportions. By the author of SinEaster.
As Pure As the Driven Snow
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 4,250. Language: English. Published: January 2, 2011. Categories: Fiction » Young adult or teen » Fantasy, Fiction » Horror » General
A snowstorm brings danger and bizarre occurrences...
Nipples on Mannequins
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 4,020. Language: English. Published: January 2, 2011. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » General, Fiction » Horror » General
A bizarre erotic horror short story dealing with sexual energy and mannequins that become animated. By the author of SinEaster.
Nothing Good Ever Happens to Tina
Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 4,280. Language: English. Published: January 2, 2011. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » General, Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary
Tina doesn't think anything ever goes right in her life, so she casts a spell to try to fix it. But then that starts going wrong too. By the author of SinEaster and Faerie Brace-Face.
The Girl Next Door: A Fantasy Romance Short Story
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 10,130. Language: English. Published: January 2, 2011. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary, Fiction » Romance » Short stories
In this fantasy romance story, Todd falls for the beautiful girl who moves into the apartment next to him. She’s definitely quirky, with a penchant for wearing blue eyeliner and a strange fondness for a little bonsai tree she keeps in her apartment. Todd yearns to speak to her, to ask her out, and to find out the reason for all her quirks.
Plants
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 5,800. Language: English. Published: January 2, 2011. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » General, Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories
Can plants be sexy? Maybe if they're genetically engineered... By the author of SinEaster.
Mary's Chastity Belt
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 2,550. Language: English. Published: January 2, 2011. Categories: Fiction » Literature » Coming of age, Fiction » Horror » General
This tale tells what happens when a young girl is forced to wear a chastity belt.
The Girl Behind the Iron Chastity Belt
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 4,580. Language: English. Published: January 2, 2011. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Literary Erotica, Fiction » Literature » Fairy tales
A fairy tale by the author of The Corruption of Innocence and SinEaster.
The Eyes of the Adoring
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 6,940. Language: English. Published: January 2, 2011. Categories: Fiction » Young adult or teen » Fantasy, Fiction » Horror » General
They told her how, upon St. Agnes' Eve, Young virgins might have visions of delight, And soft adorings from their loves receive Upon the honey'd middle of the night.
Parts
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 4,240. Language: English. Published: January 2, 2011. Categories: Fiction » Romance » Short stories, Fiction » Horror » General
Jasmine loves Trena, but she is unprepared for the horrific ritual his religion demands. A bizarre tale of love by the author of The Corruption of Innocence.
Beauty Blinds the Eyes
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 6,560. Language: English. Published: January 1, 2011. Categories: Fiction » Young adult or teen » Sci-Fi & fantasy, Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary
Jasmine is taken off the streets by a modeling agency. But things don't turn out how she had expected.
The Princess and the Pretty Boi
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 4,910. Language: English. Published: January 1, 2011. Categories: Fiction » Literature » Fairy tales, Fiction » Erotica » BDSM
A risque fairy tale involving whipping and other things. By the author of SinEaster, MachoPoni, Faerie Brace-Face, and The Corruption of Innocence.
Mary's Adventures Through the Looking Glass
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 5,620. Language: English. Published: January 1, 2011. Categories: Fiction » Young adult or teen » Fairy Tales, Fiction » Fantasy » General
A funny, sort of risque Alice in Wonderland type story. By the author of SinEaster, Faerie Brace-Face, and MachoPoni: A Prance with Death.
The Doll Queen
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 18,780. Language: English. Published: December 30, 2010. Categories: Fiction » Literature » Fairy tales, Fiction » Fantasy » General
Princess Leila is intrigued by the arrival of a handsome prince. Oddly, he comes from a kingdom where the queen sits upon the throne with a headless teddy bear. An assassination attempt by a headless knight sends them on a journey to save the prince's kingdom. The journey is complicated by a mischievous demon, and by Blondy, a rival for the prince's love. Plus, the prince has strange secrets...
Faerie Brace-Face: A Novel
Series: Faerie Brace-Face. Price: Free! Words: 54,080. Language: English. Published: October 20, 2010. Categories: Fiction » Literature » Fairy tales, Fiction » Young adult or teen » Humor
In a world where vaginas have been banned, one fairy must venture out after the Tooth Fairy forces her to wear braces. She wants to have the dumb things removed, but along the way, she has to deal with faebots, a pig who doesn't wear pants, a magical cookie, and killer dolls. Can she finally rid herself of her braces? And can she discover why fairies have no genitalia? This ain't Tinker Bell.
SinEaster: A Novel
Series: Twisted Holiday Specials, Book 1. Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 40,000. Language: English. Published: July 25, 2010. Categories: Fiction » Holiday » Humorous, Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary
Like a naughty Easter version of The Nightmare Before Christmas mixed with Charlie and the Chocolate Factory... On the day before her 18th birthday, Charlee wasn't expecting to be transported to Easter Land. A princess informs her she must compete to decide which of three creatures will be the future egg deliverer. But a man tied to a dark holiday known as SinEaster is also aware of her arrival.
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