Luca Satana

Biography

I've been having very very bad thoughts for many years now, and only recently decided to put these very very bad thoughts on the internet for all to see. Hopefully, you will enjoy my brand of very very bad thoughts.

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Books

The Jimmy Jolts Series: Episode 6: Lucy
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Series: Jimmy Jolts, Episode. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 3,420. Language: English. Published: October 12, 2014. Category: Fiction » Erotica » Comedy/Humor
This is Episode 6 from the Jimmy Jolts Series. In this episode, Henry, Daphne, and Eileen make a little pit stop at Eileen's old trailer park. Could this be the perfect place to encounter Henry's next name on his list of leads: Lucy, 29, police officer, married? Let's see.
The Niceties (Part 2)
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Series: Niceties, Part. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 7,190. Language: English. Published: April 5, 2014. Category: Fiction » Erotica » Comedy/Humor
Leonard, a 32 year old college student/pizza delivery driver was on what he believed to be a routine delivery when something went horribly wrong...He met the Niceties.
The Niceties (Part 1)
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Series: Niceties, Part. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 6,350. Language: English. Published: April 5, 2014. Category: Fiction » Erotica » Comedy/Humor
Leonard, a 32 year old college student/pizza delivery driver was on what he believed to be a routine delivery when something went horribly wrong...He met the Niceties.
The Simon Fontaine Sessions: Episode 1: Chloe The Goth-Chick Librarian
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 3,000. Language: English. Published: December 25, 2012. Category: Fiction » Erotica » Men's Erotica
The Simon Fontaine Sessions is an erotic ebook series chronicling the travails of a man with social anxiety and yet an incredible sexual prowess. The sessions refer to the ongoing help Simon Fontaine is getting from his shrink Dr. Kerri Kimbraugh, as the two of them work on Simon's problems together.
The Jimmy Jolts Series: Episode 5: Theresa
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Series: Jimmy Jolts, Episode. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 3,390. Language: English. Published: January 11, 2012. Category: Fiction » Erotica » Comedy/Humor
This is Episode 5 from the Jimmy Jolts Series. In this episode, Henry is going to KC to try and secure future services with name number two on his lead sheet: Theresa, 35, housewife. Daphne and Eileen end up going along for the ride. Let's see if Henry can get it done, this time on his own, somewhat.
The Jimmy Jolts Series: Episode 4: The Eileen Situation
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Series: Jimmy Jolts, Episode. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 3,300. Language: English. Published: January 11, 2012. Category: Fiction » Erotica » Comedy/Humor
This is the fourth episode from the Jimmy Jolts series. In this episode, Henry's landlord has waited long enough for his rent money. Henry risks the chance of being evicted and locked out of his apartment, and losing his supply of Jimmy Jolts in the process. Can Henry convince Nancy, his landlord to let him stay?
The Jimmy Jolts Series: Episode 3: Zoe
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Series: Jimmy Jolts, Episode. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 2,820. Language: English. Published: October 24, 2011. Category: Fiction » Erotica » Comedy/Humor
In this episode, Henry, with help from Daphne, continues to try and secure his first sale for Jimmy Ray Bob's Rejuvenation System.
The Jimmy Jolts Series: Episode 2: Daphne (Extended Training)
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Series: Jimmy Jolts, Episode. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 3,300. Language: English. Published: October 15, 2011. Category: Fiction » Erotica » Comedy/Humor
In this episode, Henry goes out on the field to secure what he hopes to be his first sale. The target is the first name on his lead sheet, Zoe, a 21 year old college student. By his side, is his mentor, Daphne.
Intro: from the Jimmy Jolts Series
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Price: Free! Words: 1,380. Language: English. Published: October 10, 2011. Category: Fiction » Erotica » Comedy/Humor
The Jimmy Jolts Erotic Ebook Series is a collection of stories that follow Henry Richards as he begins his career at Jimmy Ray Bob's Rejuvenation System, where he will work as a seller and distributor of Jimmy Jolts, either through the direct conduit service or indirectly through the client's chosen replacement conduit.
The Jimmy Jolts Series: Episode 1: Daphne
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Series: Jimmy Jolts, Episode. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 2,720. Language: English. Published: October 9, 2011. Category: Fiction » Erotica » Comedy/Humor
In this episode, we are introduced to Henry Richards, as he goes from hopelessly unemployed to suddenly very much employed by Jimmy Ray Bob's Rejuvenation Systems. Although Henry isn't quite sure what exactly JRBRS is or does, he is desperate for work so he's all for it, whatever it is. Luckily for Henry, Daphne, an associate at JRBRS has dropped by to catch him up to speed. How nice.

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