Funky Junky
by Mark Ure
Price: Free! 15740 words.
Published on April 19, 2012. Fiction.
Danny is a heroin addict, his mum was a crystal meth addict, she sold him when he was a kid for £25.
Read his story and tips on how to survive in the streets.
Comedy book, not to be taken seriously.
Don't download if easily offended.
Location: Scotland
Member Since: Feb. 16, 2012
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Mark Ure
Biography
Fledgling stand up comedian and comedy writer. Stay in Edinburgh with John and Moira the cats. Eat Nutella with a spoon, drink juice out of a can. Don't listen to what my toilet says, he's full of shit.
Where to find Mark Ure online
Website: https://twitter.com/#!/Markaroni_
Twitter: Markaroni_
Twitter: Markaroni_
- Markaroni_: @cwilson93 aye, wonder if the bookies take bets on what people are going to tweet
- Markaroni_: Looking forward to the Euros now, couldn't care less about the olympics, lot of shite
- Markaroni_: Best live performance ever, Freddie would have had the Queen up dancing http://t.co/29sT3J0t
- Markaroni_: What's happened to Rangersmedia?
- Markaroni_: The John Terry jokes are getting very old now, it was funny the first time. The same with the Gazza turning up with a fishing rod jokes