Member Since:
Nov. 20, 2012
Emile Bienert
Biography
I am probably not a wizard.
Where to find Emile Bienert online
Website: http://www.thebigtobacco.com
Books
A Flash of Sparks
by Emile Bienert
Price:
$2.00 USD.
Words: 106,040.
Language:
English.
Originally Published: March 15, 2021
by
Emile Bienert.
Categories:
Fiction » Young adult or teen » Fantasy
Vekaya wakes up in the dim light of a storeroom, alone and with no memory of who she is, where she is, or how she got there. Investigator, rebel, and her very own hero, it is not long before she runs afoul of the forces in charge of the religious orphanage where she has been living. Though Vekaya does not yet know it, time is running out, and the fate of all Arkana hangs in the balance.
Drink Deeply
by Emile Bienert
Price:
$2.00 USD.
Words: 91,380.
Language:
English.
Originally Published: March 13, 2021
by
Emile Bienert.
Categories:
Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary
What would you do to escape the absolute worst fate imaginable? Nick Assencio and Eliza Latimer are strangers, on different sides of the country, but their paths will cross with werewolf police, capitalist vampires, hard-drinking mages, sirens, the horror of something called the pandemonium dream, and each other, eventually.
El Donaldo Real
by Emile Bienert
Price:
Free!
Words: 8,830.
Language:
English.
Published: December 23, 2016
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Categories:
Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
What would Donald Trump learn if he suddenly woke up as a migrant laborer?
Perfect Weather for a Baby's Funeral
by Emile Bienert
Price:
$0.99 USD.
Words: 74,070.
Language:
English.
Published: November 28, 2012
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Categories:
Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(5.00 from 1 review)
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