Michael Zinetti

Biography

Michael Zinetti is a writer/musician/artist based in Springfield, MO. He graduated from Missouri State University with a Bachelor's of Art in Creative Writing. Michael Zinetti has several titles under his belt, including the first two books from The Godbolt Book Series, the first season with nine episodes from the Switek of Springfield Series, three volumes for the Some Cool Ways Series, My Search For Love On Craigslist, and Going Postal, all available at Smashwords and other locations on the net. Also, Michael Zinetti has an album called Sweet Bloody Kisses. Be sure to check Michel Zinetti out in all his many silly incarnations.

Where to find Michael Zinetti online


Where to buy in print


Books

The Seven Realms Of Zoaia
By Michael Zinetti
Price: Free! Words: 2,030. Language: English. Published: April 18, 2014. Category: Fiction
The Seven Realms Of Zoaia is a universe created by Michael Zinetti. This ebook is a breakdown of that universe, explaining who Zoaia is, the seven realms, the many gods, the many stars (or heroes or main characters), etc.
Switek Of Springfield: Season 1
By Michael Zinetti
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 51,630. Language: English. Published: March 27, 2014. Category: Fiction
Welcome to the new ebook/escript hybrid fantasy series, The Mostly Odd Adventures Of Switek Of Springfield. This is the complete first season, entitled Switek In The Lands of Coke, which includes the first nine episodes of the series! The first season establishes Switek in the Lands of Coke, as well as several other storylines in the series.
Switek: Episode 9
By Michael Zinetti
Series: Switek Of Springfield, Episode 9. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 6,960. Language: English. Published: March 27, 2014. Category: Fiction
Welcome to the new ebook/escript hybrid fantasy series, The Mostly Odd Adventures Of Switek Of Springfield. This is the ninth episode and is entitled, Switek Meets Queen Rosa Of Coke.
Some Cool Ways To Make One Million Dollars
By Michael Zinetti
Series: Some Cool Ways, Book 3. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 3,570. Language: English. Published: December 23, 2013. Category: Nonfiction
Some Cool Ways To Make One Million Dollars is a virtual cornucopia of priceless ideas on how to make one million dollars. When you start reading, your eyes will open for the first time about how to make one million dollars. And as always, that's without using any illegal means, unethical practices, witchcraft, bullcrap like astronomy, forensic science, or shit like that.
Switek: Episode 8
By Michael Zinetti
Series: Switek Of Springfield, Episode 8. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 5,490. Language: English. Published: September 18, 2013. Category: Fiction
Welcome to the new ebook/escript hybrid fantasy series, The Mostly Odd Adventures Of Switek Of Springfield. This is the eighth episode and is entitled, Switek Meets Prince Switek Of The Lands Of Coke.
Switek: Episode 7
By Michael Zinetti
Series: Switek Of Springfield, Episode 7. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 5,560. Language: English. Published: July 3, 2013. Category: Fiction
Welcome to the new ebook/escript hybrid fantasy series, The Mostly Odd Adventures Of Switek Of Springfield. This is the seventh episode and is entitled, Switek Meets The Dreaded Melucka. In this episode, we see more development in Switek and Princess Verana's relationship.
Switek: Episode 6
By Michael Zinetti
Series: Switek Of Springfield, Episode 6. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 5,210. Language: English. Published: June 26, 2013. Category: Fiction
Welcome to the new ebook/escript hybrid fantasy series, The Mostly Odd Adventures Of Switek Of Springfield. This is the sixth episode and is entitled, Switek Meets Princess Verana. In this episode, Switek, well, meets the very beautiful, and quite moody Princess Verana.
Switek: Episode 5
By Michael Zinetti
Series: Switek Of Springfield, Episode 5. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 6,080. Language: English. Published: June 22, 2013. Category: Fiction
Welcome to the new ebook/escript hybrid fantasy series, The Mostly Odd Adventures Of Switek Of Springfield. This is the fifth episode, entitled, Switek In The Coke Castle Dungeon. In this episode, Switek fades a bit into the backgrounds and as we see more of Prince Coke and Princess Verana's storyline.
Switek: Episode 4
By Michael Zinetti
Series: Switek Of Springfield, Episode 4. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 5,850. Language: English. Published: June 20, 2013. Category: Fiction
Welcome to the new ebook/escript hybrid fantasy series, The Mostly Odd Adventures Of Switek Of Springfield. This is the fourth episode, entitled, Switek Meets The King Of Coke. In this episode, due to a serious turn of events, Switek suddenly finds himself before the King Coke IV, the sometimes cruel king of The Lands of Coke.
Switek In The Lands Of Coke
By Michael Zinetti
Series: Switek Of Springfield, Episode 3. Price: Free! Words: 5,910. Language: English. Published: June 12, 2013. Category: Fiction
(3.00 from 1 review)
Welcome to the new ebook/escript hybrid fantasy series, The Mostly Odd Adventures Of Switek Of Springfield. This is the third episode, entitled Switek In The Lands Of Coke.
Switek Meets Nattie The Nottie
By Michael Zinetti
Series: Switek Of Springfield, Episode 2. Price: Free! Words: 5,800. Language: English. Published: June 5, 2013. Category: Fiction
(3.00 from 1 review)
Welcome to the new ebook/escript hybrid fantasy series, The Mostly Odd Adventures Of Switek Of Springfield. This is the second episode, entitled Switek Meets Nattie The Nottie.
Switek Meets Hattie The Hottie
By Michael Zinetti
Series: Switek Of Springfield, Episode 1. Price: Free! Words: 5,130. Language: English. Published: May 31, 2013. Category: Fiction
(3.00 from 1 review)
Welcome to the new ebook/escript hybrid fantasy series, The Mostly Odd Adventures Of Switek Of Springfield. This is the first episode, entitled Switek Meets Hattie The Hottie.
The Giftress
By Michael Zinetti
Series: Godbolt, Book 2. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 61,750. Language: English. Published: April 23, 2013. Category: Fiction
The Giftress is the second book in The Godbolt Series and shows the further development of Chris Bontey as Godbolt with help of his teacher, Beatrice Chang AKA The Giftress. The other secondary main characters, Kevin Sarcy as The Mindwriter, and Blastus Legend as the Anti-Nigger Machine, now known as The Legendary Blaster, also develop, as their alliances and subsequent goals evolve.
Some Cool Ways To Get God To Like You
By Michael Zinetti
Series: Some Cool Ways, Book 2. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 2,030. Language: English. Published: January 5, 2013. Category: Nonfiction
Some Cool Ways To Get God To Like You is literally overflowing with an abundance of enlightening techniques sure to bridge the gap between any human and his or her deity. And best of all, that's without any intense studying of religious materials, prayer, séances, tea leaves, forensic science, crop circles, countless hours of attending church, or shit like that! This is Michael Zinetti’s promise.
Godbolt
By Michael Zinetti
Series: Godbolt, Book 1. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 61,660. Language: English. Published: December 17, 2012. Category: Fiction
Godbolt is the first book in The Godbolt Series. It introduces the main character of the series, Chris Bontey or Godbolt, as well as the two secondary main characters, Kevin Sarcy or The Mindwriter and Blastus Legend or the Anti-Nigger Machine.
Going Postal: Volume 1
By Michael Zinetti
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 5,550. Language: English. Published: October 5, 2012. Category: Fiction
Going Postal is a collection of 50 status updates, posts and what-have-you, previously posted on my blog at michaelzinetti.com, as well as various social websites. Most of the posts were written after I had stayed up all night and was barely functioning. What better time to try and set the world afire than when you're completely and utterly delirious?
Some Cool Ways To Make Your Penis Bigger
By Michael Zinetti
Series: Some Cool Ways, Book 1. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 3,090. Language: English. Published: April 23, 2012. Category: Nonfiction
Some Cool Ways To Make Your Penis Bigger is jam-packed with a stupid amount of revolutionary techniques to make your penis bigger. When you start reading, your eyes will open for the first time about how to make your penis bigger. Keep in mind, that’s without any drugs, surgery, pills, injections, witchcraft, prayer, or shit like that.
Agrarian Love Story
By Michael Zinetti
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 5,100. Language: English. Published: November 20, 2011. Category: Fiction
A cute little story about youthful love and innocence, against the backdrop of farm-life.
Forbidden Wish
By Michael Zinetti
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 9,160. Language: English. Published: September 9, 2011. Category: Fiction
Forbidden Wish is a cautionary tale for all fledgling genies everywhere. Especially for those who are considering taking one of these scrumptious humans as her own, back into the lamp, and actually trying to maintain some sort of relationship. Forbidden Wish is just one of several things that could go wrong.
Embolden: Novella: Prisoner In The Forest
By Michael Zinetti
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 18,310. Language: English. Published: August 12, 2011. Category: Fiction
"Once upon a time, in some made-up New England town, let’s call it Maudlin; there lived a young man named Bolden Curmudgeon. Bolden worked on the factory floor at Dunkirk’s Commercial Printing and did very little beyond this, or at least nothing of any real consequence." That is, until now…
My Search For Love On Craigslist
By Michael Zinetti
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 26,390. Language: English. Published: June 24, 2011. Category: Fiction
My Search For Love On Craigslist is a hilarious collection of 50 personals ads placed on Craigslist over a span of one year.

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