Location: United States
Member Since: Sep. 27, 2010

Michael Zinetti


Biography

Michael Zinetti is a writer/musician/artist based in Springfield, MO. He graduated from Missouri State University with a Bachelor's of Art in Creative Writing. Recently, Michael Zinetti completed his first book, My Search For Love On Craigslist, which is a collection of personals ads he put on Craigslist. Presently, Zinetti has several books he's working on and hopes to have one out by the end of the year.

Where to find Michael Zinetti online

Website: http://michaelzinetti.com
Twitter: michaelzinetti

    Where to buy in print

    http://www.amazon.com/Search-Love-Craigslist-Michael-Zinetti/dp/1452836418/ref=sr_1_1?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1308785971&sr=1-1

    Books

    The Giftress: Book Two From The Godbolt Series    by Michael Zinetti
    Price: $0.99 USD. 61750 words. Published on April 23, 2013. Fiction.
    The Giftress is the second book in The Godbolt Series and shows the further development of Chris Bontey as Godbolt with help of his teacher, Beatrice Chang AKA The Giftress. The other secondary main characters, Kevin Sarcy as The Mindwriter, and Blastus Legend as the Anti-Nigger Machine, now known as The Legendary Blaster, also develop, as their alliances and subsequent goals evolve.
    Some Cool Ways To Get God To Like You    by Michael Zinetti
    Price: $0.99 USD. 2030 words. Published on January 5, 2013. Nonfiction.
    Some Cool Ways To Get God To Like You is literally overflowing with an abundance of enlightening techniques sure to bridge the gap between any human and his or her deity. And best of all, that's without any intense studying of religious materials, prayer, séances, tea leaves, forensic science, crop circles, countless hours of attending church, or shit like that! This is Michael Zinetti’s promise.
    Godbolt: Book One From The Godbolt Series    by Michael Zinetti
    Price: $0.99 USD. 61550 words. Published on December 17, 2012. Fiction.
    Godbolt is the first book in The Godbolt Series. It introduces the main character of the series, Chris Bontey or Godbolt, as well as the two secondary main characters, Kevin Sarcy or The Mindwriter and Blastus Legend or the Anti-Nigger Machine.
    Going Postal: Volume 1    by Michael Zinetti
    Price: $0.99 USD. 5550 words. Published on October 5, 2012. Fiction.
    Going Postal is a collection of 50 status updates, posts and what-have-you, previously posted on my blog at michaelzinetti.com, as well as various social websites. Most of the posts were written after I had stayed up all night and was barely functioning. What better time to try and set the world afire than when you're completely and utterly delirious?
    Some Cool Ways To Make Your Penis Bigger    by Michael Zinetti
    Price: $0.99 USD. 3090 words. Published on April 23, 2012. Nonfiction.
    Some Cool Ways To Make Your Penis Bigger is jam-packed with a stupid amount of revolutionary techniques to make your penis bigger. When you start reading, your eyes will open for the first time about how to make your penis bigger. Keep in mind, that’s without any drugs, surgery, pills, injections, witchcraft, prayer, or shit like that.
    Agrarian Love Story    by Michael Zinetti
    Price: $0.99 USD. 5100 words. Published on November 20, 2011. Fiction.
    A cute little story about youthful love and innocence, against the backdrop of farm-life.
    Forbidden Wish    by Michael Zinetti
    Price: $0.99 USD. 9160 words. Published on September 9, 2011. Fiction.
    Forbidden Wish is a cautionary tale for all fledgling genies everywhere. Especially for those who are considering taking one of these scrumptious humans as her own, back into the lamp, and actually trying to maintain some sort of relationship. Forbidden Wish is just one of several things that could go wrong.
    Embolden: Episode 1: Prisoner In The Forest    by Michael Zinetti
    Price: $0.99 USD. 18010 words. Published on August 12, 2011. Fiction.
    "Once upon a time, in some made-up New England town, let’s call it Maudlin; there lived a young man named Bolden Curmudgeon. Bolden worked on the factory floor at Dunkirk’s Commercial Printing and did very little beyond this, or at least nothing of any real consequence." That is, until now…
    My Search For Love On Craigslist    by Michael Zinetti
    Price: $0.99 USD. 26390 words. Published on June 24, 2011. Fiction.
    My Search For Love On Craigslist is a hilarious collection of 50 personals ads placed on Craigslist over a span of one year.

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