Heaven
by Mister Average
Price: $2.99 USD. 5390 words.
Published on May 2, 2012. Fiction.
The world sucked for Alan, he was an overweight, middle aged man and there wasn’t a great deal of excitement left for him in his life. It was just boring drudgery every day.
One day as he stepped out the elevator, the world turned a blinding white and suddenly he was somewhere else, with naked women and outrageous sexual habits.
After an evening of torrid love making he had a decision to make...
Location: Australia
Member Since: March 11, 2011
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Mister Average
Biography
I have been writing for many years but am now turning my hand to ebooks to enjoy the simple global distribution benefits.
I write under many pen names, each with its own genre.
Someone asked me the other day what was my favorite ebook of those I have written.
Under this pen name, I would have to say that Menage a Trois has been my most enjoyable so far.
I had tears in my eyes as I wrote parts of it, it moved me.
I must also confess to having a great time writing Sex with the Webcam Girls - the research was most pleasing.
I have also liked the World Sex Tour series, even though it hasnt had many sales.
I try to add a little love or romance somewhere in amongst all the arms and legs of the sex action.
My email is ... misteraverage@y7mail.com
I hope you enjoy my ebooks, thanks for buying them.
I write under many pen names, each with its own genre.
Someone asked me the other day what was my favorite ebook of those I have written.
Under this pen name, I would have to say that Menage a Trois has been my most enjoyable so far.
I had tears in my eyes as I wrote parts of it, it moved me.
I must also confess to having a great time writing Sex with the Webcam Girls - the research was most pleasing.
I have also liked the World Sex Tour series, even though it hasnt had many sales.
I try to add a little love or romance somewhere in amongst all the arms and legs of the sex action.
My email is ... misteraverage@y7mail.com
I hope you enjoy my ebooks, thanks for buying them.
Where to find Mister Average online
Website: http://naughteebooks.com/us/authors/
Books
The Ghost Writer
by Mister Average
Price: $2.99 USD. 5230 words. Published on April 29, 2012. Fiction.
She had been his ghost writer for a few years, writing erotica.He would give her the ideas, she would fill in the blanks -it worked well.They had even met once and spent a weekend of uncontrolled passion. But now she was divorced, drinking too much and her writing was stale.As Erik abused her over the phone for non delivery of work, she had an idea - and 30 minutes later they met in a hotel room.
Price: $2.99 USD. 5230 words. Published on April 29, 2012. Fiction.
She had been his ghost writer for a few years, writing erotica.He would give her the ideas, she would fill in the blanks -it worked well.They had even met once and spent a weekend of uncontrolled passion. But now she was divorced, drinking too much and her writing was stale.As Erik abused her over the phone for non delivery of work, she had an idea - and 30 minutes later they met in a hotel room.
Punishing the Wife
by Mister Average
Price: $2.99 USD. 4630 words. Published on April 28, 2012. Fiction.
Steve was away for the weekend, with some work colleagues and eager to get up to no good, but after they ran off with college girls he was left alone in the bar - until Carla turned up. Steve immediately wanted the older woman, and followed her to Carla's hotel room and enjoyed himself - until Carla's husband entered the room and caught them at it, and punished them.
Price: $2.99 USD. 4630 words. Published on April 28, 2012. Fiction.
Steve was away for the weekend, with some work colleagues and eager to get up to no good, but after they ran off with college girls he was left alone in the bar - until Carla turned up. Steve immediately wanted the older woman, and followed her to Carla's hotel room and enjoyed himself - until Carla's husband entered the room and caught them at it, and punished them.
Anal Sex Classes
by Mister Average
Price: $2.99 USD. 5790 words. Published on April 20, 2012. Fiction.
One day Mike was talking to his wife about his frustrations in not being able to make more money with some of his part time activities and she joked that the only thing he seemed to love was anal sex and maybe he should offer anal sex classes. After some thought Mike decided to put this idea into practice, and was soon amazed by the demand for his classes.
Price: $2.99 USD. 5790 words. Published on April 20, 2012. Fiction.
One day Mike was talking to his wife about his frustrations in not being able to make more money with some of his part time activities and she joked that the only thing he seemed to love was anal sex and maybe he should offer anal sex classes. After some thought Mike decided to put this idea into practice, and was soon amazed by the demand for his classes.
Cuckold Confessions Vol 2
by Mister Average
Price: $2.99 USD. 5710 words. Published on April 14, 2012. Fiction.
When I started writing stories about cuckold husbands I was surprised to find they became my best selling ebooks, especially in the UK and Europe. I am not sure why, but I do know it excites many men - they are always excited by the idea of their wife or girlfriend having sex with another man. This includes two short stories - "The Indian Wife" and "Forced to Watch", enjoy!
Price: $2.99 USD. 5710 words. Published on April 14, 2012. Fiction.
When I started writing stories about cuckold husbands I was surprised to find they became my best selling ebooks, especially in the UK and Europe. I am not sure why, but I do know it excites many men - they are always excited by the idea of their wife or girlfriend having sex with another man. This includes two short stories - "The Indian Wife" and "Forced to Watch", enjoy!
Questions for PayPal
by Mister Average
Price: $0.99 USD. 3570 words. Published on March 10, 2012. Nonfiction.
Recently, PayPal decided that online retailers using Paypal stop selling some erotica ebooks. They specifically targeted works of fiction that related to rape, incest and bestiality. Understandably there was an outcry and as a result PayPal has stepped forward and tried to outline its arguments in its public blog. Here are my questions to those PayPal comments.
Price: $0.99 USD. 3570 words. Published on March 10, 2012. Nonfiction.
Recently, PayPal decided that online retailers using Paypal stop selling some erotica ebooks. They specifically targeted works of fiction that related to rape, incest and bestiality. Understandably there was an outcry and as a result PayPal has stepped forward and tried to outline its arguments in its public blog. Here are my questions to those PayPal comments.
Alien Breeding
by Mister Average
Price: $2.99 USD. 5470 words. Published on March 7, 2012. Fiction.
For most people life just drones along, the same old thing every day – you know what it is like. We all get screwed by the rich and powerful, life sucks and there is no relief apart from small little pleasures. And then one day all that was stood on its head when a huge spaceship appeared out of nowhere and hovered over New York - and it made a special offer to the women of Earth.
Price: $2.99 USD. 5470 words. Published on March 7, 2012. Fiction.
For most people life just drones along, the same old thing every day – you know what it is like. We all get screwed by the rich and powerful, life sucks and there is no relief apart from small little pleasures. And then one day all that was stood on its head when a huge spaceship appeared out of nowhere and hovered over New York - and it made a special offer to the women of Earth.
Naughty Wife – Caught!
by Mister Average
Price: $1.99 USD. 3480 words. Published on March 3, 2012. Fiction.
Sarah and Kevin had been married about ten years, were generally bored with themselves and each other and were like most other couples their age. One morning, Sarah decided to have a little fun with the mower man while hubby was away at a conference. She imagined herself as the man's sex teacher and was engrossed in her fun - and then the bedroom door opened, husband Kevin had returned early.
Price: $1.99 USD. 3480 words. Published on March 3, 2012. Fiction.
Sarah and Kevin had been married about ten years, were generally bored with themselves and each other and were like most other couples their age. One morning, Sarah decided to have a little fun with the mower man while hubby was away at a conference. She imagined herself as the man's sex teacher and was engrossed in her fun - and then the bedroom door opened, husband Kevin had returned early.
Cuckold Husband – Caught in the Act!
by Mister Average
Price: $1.99 USD. 3060 words. Published on March 2, 2012. Fiction.
Barry was just a normal sort of guy and he had the day off work, so he did what most normal guys do and logged into the internet and headed off to his favorite web cam site.Samantha was bored with work and decided to head home early, to be romantic with her hubby. But when she walked in, she found her husband in a compromising act - enraged, she enacted some swift revenge at a gay bar.
Price: $1.99 USD. 3060 words. Published on March 2, 2012. Fiction.
Barry was just a normal sort of guy and he had the day off work, so he did what most normal guys do and logged into the internet and headed off to his favorite web cam site.Samantha was bored with work and decided to head home early, to be romantic with her hubby. But when she walked in, she found her husband in a compromising act - enraged, she enacted some swift revenge at a gay bar.
Banned by PayPal
by Mister Average
Price: $2.99 USD. 3920 words. Published on March 1, 2012. Nonfiction.
Recently,Paypal, decided to play censor by forcing many online ebook retailers to remove content that related to bestiality, rape and incest, and it has created quite a stir. Once again,we see the rampant hypocrisy in human society when it comes to sex and I wonder why a book like the Bible,which is the first book to refer to incest and bestiality,and is promoted to children, is freely available.
Price: $2.99 USD. 3920 words. Published on March 1, 2012. Nonfiction.
Recently,Paypal, decided to play censor by forcing many online ebook retailers to remove content that related to bestiality, rape and incest, and it has created quite a stir. Once again,we see the rampant hypocrisy in human society when it comes to sex and I wonder why a book like the Bible,which is the first book to refer to incest and bestiality,and is promoted to children, is freely available.
Cuckold Husband in the Park
by Mister Average
Price: $2.99 USD. 4410 words. Published on February 18, 2012. Fiction.
Richard had a fantasy that he was too lacking in courage to live out. Then one day his wife decided it was time for her to force him to submit, to other men and she drove him to a park she knew about, a park frequented by men.
Price: $2.99 USD. 4410 words. Published on February 18, 2012. Fiction.
Richard had a fantasy that he was too lacking in courage to live out. Then one day his wife decided it was time for her to force him to submit, to other men and she drove him to a park she knew about, a park frequented by men.
The Executive Sex Party Series
by Mister Average
Price: $4.99 USD. 55080 words. Published on February 1, 2012. Fiction.
This is a special bundle of all the ten stories that made up the Executive Sex Party series. Starting with an innocent party and ending with an explosive finale, the series contains plenty of hot, bizarre sex in between as the Executive Sex Party participants went on a global sex rampage, taking their debauchery on a World Sex Tour. Of course, this is only a story, it would never happen, right?
Price: $4.99 USD. 55080 words. Published on February 1, 2012. Fiction.
This is a special bundle of all the ten stories that made up the Executive Sex Party series. Starting with an innocent party and ending with an explosive finale, the series contains plenty of hot, bizarre sex in between as the Executive Sex Party participants went on a global sex rampage, taking their debauchery on a World Sex Tour. Of course, this is only a story, it would never happen, right?
Robo-Sex
by Mister Average
Price: $2.99 USD. 7110 words. Published on December 31, 2011. Fiction.
Christopher was a pretty average middle aged guy. He had been married, had kids but now he was divorced and the kids had moved on. Then one day he received an interesting email, and his world changed.He was ultimately invited to test the world's first fembot. He loved her, he became addicted to her, but all was not as it seemed.
Price: $2.99 USD. 7110 words. Published on December 31, 2011. Fiction.
Christopher was a pretty average middle aged guy. He had been married, had kids but now he was divorced and the kids had moved on. Then one day he received an interesting email, and his world changed.He was ultimately invited to test the world's first fembot. He loved her, he became addicted to her, but all was not as it seemed.
2011 Boy’s Bumper Book of Hot Erotica
by Mister Average
Price: $4.99 USD. 67180 words. Published on December 22, 2011. Fiction.
In March 2011 I started to write and publish erotica ebooks -short stories, and published over 150 titles under a variety of pen names. To celebrate 2011 I have decided to release a collection of my favorite short stories, 20 in all. Some are experimental styles, some are part of a series. Some are deep and meaningful, most are dirty and some are downright disgusting. Enjoy my feast of erotica.
Price: $4.99 USD. 67180 words. Published on December 22, 2011. Fiction.
In March 2011 I started to write and publish erotica ebooks -short stories, and published over 150 titles under a variety of pen names. To celebrate 2011 I have decided to release a collection of my favorite short stories, 20 in all. Some are experimental styles, some are part of a series. Some are deep and meaningful, most are dirty and some are downright disgusting. Enjoy my feast of erotica.
For Men Only - Erotica
by Mister Average
Price: $2.99 USD. 4990 words. Published on December 19, 2011. Fiction.
This is an erotica ebook for men. Aren't you just sick of reading women's comments about erotica, as though they own the subject? We men don't need characterization, we don't want a theme, a plot, sub plots and intrigue. We don't want a gripping ending. We just want boy meeting girl and getting on with it! This is an erotica ebook for men,by men.
Price: $2.99 USD. 4990 words. Published on December 19, 2011. Fiction.
This is an erotica ebook for men. Aren't you just sick of reading women's comments about erotica, as though they own the subject? We men don't need characterization, we don't want a theme, a plot, sub plots and intrigue. We don't want a gripping ending. We just want boy meeting girl and getting on with it! This is an erotica ebook for men,by men.
Breeding Club
by Mister Average
Price: $2.99 USD. 6520 words. Published on December 17, 2011. Fiction.
It was a cold winter's night when the small group of men and women met to discuss their plan - an unusual plan to strengthen their families. Six months later a young university student answered their advertisement, and found she was accepted into their scheme to breed the old, rich and powerful men in their families with young women who had the right genetic, racial and social background.
Price: $2.99 USD. 6520 words. Published on December 17, 2011. Fiction.
It was a cold winter's night when the small group of men and women met to discuss their plan - an unusual plan to strengthen their families. Six months later a young university student answered their advertisement, and found she was accepted into their scheme to breed the old, rich and powerful men in their families with young women who had the right genetic, racial and social background.
23rd Century Sex
by Mister Average
Price: $2.99 USD. 7320 words. Published on December 9, 2011. Fiction.
Rip walked along the air corridor towards the club. He was feeling horny and was looking forward to a night on the town. He was dressed to kill; he wore beautiful shining blue tights and a metro skin vest. His hair cap was a matching blue tonight and his makeup was coloured to match. Tonight he was on the prowl, with his friends, for some real females, those the elite used for breeding.
Price: $2.99 USD. 7320 words. Published on December 9, 2011. Fiction.
Rip walked along the air corridor towards the club. He was feeling horny and was looking forward to a night on the town. He was dressed to kill; he wore beautiful shining blue tights and a metro skin vest. His hair cap was a matching blue tonight and his makeup was coloured to match. Tonight he was on the prowl, with his friends, for some real females, those the elite used for breeding.
The Naughty Doctor
by Mister Average
Price: $2.99 USD. 8470 words. Published on December 2, 2011. Fiction.
Bryce was a middle aged doctor. Married to a woman who was only interested in her social network, their children adults now and left home. Bryce was sick of being a good husband, he wanted to get some pleasure in life, some excitement. And he soon found that many of his patients were happy to oblige!
Price: $2.99 USD. 8470 words. Published on December 2, 2011. Fiction.
Bryce was a middle aged doctor. Married to a woman who was only interested in her social network, their children adults now and left home. Bryce was sick of being a good husband, he wanted to get some pleasure in life, some excitement. And he soon found that many of his patients were happy to oblige!
Forbidden Confessions – The College Girl
by Mister Average
Price: $2.99 USD. 6830 words. Published on November 6, 2011. Fiction.
I had just started university, I was eighteen and I suppose pretty naive when it came to most things, especially sex. I wasn't a virgin, but the great moment in human history when I gave my virginity away was one of those silly quickie moments, we won't talk about it. My girlfriend invited me to an initiation party, I didn't realise for what, until it was too late. This is my confession.
Price: $2.99 USD. 6830 words. Published on November 6, 2011. Fiction.
I had just started university, I was eighteen and I suppose pretty naive when it came to most things, especially sex. I wasn't a virgin, but the great moment in human history when I gave my virginity away was one of those silly quickie moments, we won't talk about it. My girlfriend invited me to an initiation party, I didn't realise for what, until it was too late. This is my confession.
Forbidden Confessions- the Sister in Law.
by Mister Average
Price: $2.99 USD. 6490 words. Published on November 5, 2011. Fiction.
One of the most forbidden forms of sex is having sex with your in laws. Whilst it's legal, it doesn't make you very popular and is socially taboo, very taboo. I was once involved in a torrid sexual affair with my brother in law, my sister’s husband. This is my confession.
Price: $2.99 USD. 6490 words. Published on November 5, 2011. Fiction.
One of the most forbidden forms of sex is having sex with your in laws. Whilst it's legal, it doesn't make you very popular and is socially taboo, very taboo. I was once involved in a torrid sexual affair with my brother in law, my sister’s husband. This is my confession.
Breeding Girls
by Mister Average
Price: $2.99 USD. 6630 words. Published on November 5, 2011. Fiction.
It all began one night about a year after they graduated from university. They had studied together for four long, hard years. They had dreamt of what they would achieve after university.But they couldn't get a job in their chosen field. They were in despair, society had robbed them. Then they came up with a plan, a way to ensure future prosperity. They would win the game of life their way!
Price: $2.99 USD. 6630 words. Published on November 5, 2011. Fiction.
It all began one night about a year after they graduated from university. They had studied together for four long, hard years. They had dreamt of what they would achieve after university.But they couldn't get a job in their chosen field. They were in despair, society had robbed them. Then they came up with a plan, a way to ensure future prosperity. They would win the game of life their way!
How To Trade In Your Old, Used Wife For Some Tight, Young P*ssy.
by Mister Average
Price: $2.99 USD. 10910 words. Published on November 2, 2011. Fiction.
After many years of marriage, every man lusts, somewhere in his mind, for a young woman, a younger woman. He lusts for a woman who is at her sexual peak and who hungers for an older man. He lusts for a woman in her early twenties, he lusts to trade in his old, used wife for a younger model. This short story looks at some of the strategies employed, and looks at the tales of two men who did.
Price: $2.99 USD. 10910 words. Published on November 2, 2011. Fiction.
After many years of marriage, every man lusts, somewhere in his mind, for a young woman, a younger woman. He lusts for a woman who is at her sexual peak and who hungers for an older man. He lusts for a woman in her early twenties, he lusts to trade in his old, used wife for a younger model. This short story looks at some of the strategies employed, and looks at the tales of two men who did.
Forbidden Confessions – The Doctor
by Mister Average
Price: $2.99 USD. 6620 words. Published on October 25, 2011. Fiction.
I have been a doctor for thirty years, and whilst I am proud of all the good work I have done I must say that there have been a few times when I have succumbed to temptation, especially to sexual temptation. Here are some of my confessions about forbidden acts.
Price: $2.99 USD. 6620 words. Published on October 25, 2011. Fiction.
I have been a doctor for thirty years, and whilst I am proud of all the good work I have done I must say that there have been a few times when I have succumbed to temptation, especially to sexual temptation. Here are some of my confessions about forbidden acts.
Cuckold Confessions
by Mister Average
Price: $2.99 USD. 6470 words. Published on October 22, 2011. Fiction.
Some women love to control their men sexually, and satisfy the male lust for watching their partners with other men. These women make sure that the sexual adventure is to their pleasing, when and how they want it, and they make the man watch, and suffer. These are the confessions of some of these cuckolds.
Price: $2.99 USD. 6470 words. Published on October 22, 2011. Fiction.
Some women love to control their men sexually, and satisfy the male lust for watching their partners with other men. These women make sure that the sexual adventure is to their pleasing, when and how they want it, and they make the man watch, and suffer. These are the confessions of some of these cuckolds.
Sexy Christmas Stories
by Mister Average
Price: $2.99 USD. 5180 words. Published on October 22, 2011. Fiction.
Christmas is a wonderful time of year for many of us; it brings family and friends together, mixed in with liberal lashings of alcohol. Actually, Christmas is a great time for lots of unexpected naughty sex with people who you shouldn't be playing around with. Here are a few of my favourite Sexy Christmas short stories, mixed with a dash of hot naughtiness.
Price: $2.99 USD. 5180 words. Published on October 22, 2011. Fiction.
Christmas is a wonderful time of year for many of us; it brings family and friends together, mixed in with liberal lashings of alcohol. Actually, Christmas is a great time for lots of unexpected naughty sex with people who you shouldn't be playing around with. Here are a few of my favourite Sexy Christmas short stories, mixed with a dash of hot naughtiness.
Office Slut
by Mister Average
Price: $2.99 USD. 5810 words. Published on October 15, 2011. Fiction.
Her husband had an affair with a woman at his work. Sharon decided the best way to resolve this was for her to get revenge by having her own pleasure - as the Office Slut. She didn't care what people thought, she just liked being popular, she liked being used, she liked men wanting her - and when she made herself available, they did want her. And then Sharon took her revenge home, to her hubby.
Price: $2.99 USD. 5810 words. Published on October 15, 2011. Fiction.
Her husband had an affair with a woman at his work. Sharon decided the best way to resolve this was for her to get revenge by having her own pleasure - as the Office Slut. She didn't care what people thought, she just liked being popular, she liked being used, she liked men wanting her - and when she made herself available, they did want her. And then Sharon took her revenge home, to her hubby.
Breeding Program
by Mister Average
Price: $2.99 USD. 6930 words. Published on October 14, 2011. Fiction.
The Chairman wanted to do something to counter the immigration issues in his country. He sat down with his colleagues and announced how he intended to increase the traditional stock of his country. He wasn't interested in political arguments or correctness. His simple response was to create a breeding program, to breed young Swedish women with those men at the table, and to pay the women!
Price: $2.99 USD. 6930 words. Published on October 14, 2011. Fiction.
The Chairman wanted to do something to counter the immigration issues in his country. He sat down with his colleagues and announced how he intended to increase the traditional stock of his country. He wasn't interested in political arguments or correctness. His simple response was to create a breeding program, to breed young Swedish women with those men at the table, and to pay the women!
Cuckold Husband
by Mister Average
Price: $2.99 USD. 5360 words. Published on October 7, 2011. Fiction.
They had been married a few years and were in their early 30's. They didn't have any children yet and were in that familiar itchy period where couples get too frisky. She often visited her parents in another city and he suspected she was playing with her old boyfriends.On her next visit she rubbed it into him, making herself available to both her old boyfriends. But had she pushed him too far?
Price: $2.99 USD. 5360 words. Published on October 7, 2011. Fiction.
They had been married a few years and were in their early 30's. They didn't have any children yet and were in that familiar itchy period where couples get too frisky. She often visited her parents in another city and he suspected she was playing with her old boyfriends.On her next visit she rubbed it into him, making herself available to both her old boyfriends. But had she pushed him too far?
Truth or Dare
by Mister Average
Price: $2.99 USD. 6600 words. Published on October 7, 2011. Fiction.
Occasionally we would have dinner with two other couples.Sometimes you plan things and they fall apart, other times the moment and chemistry come together just right and it all happens. On this night, it all clicked. We had been drinking, someone mentioned Truth and Dare and it wasn't long before we all had our clothing off and were being a little naughty. Join us for our revealing night.
Price: $2.99 USD. 6600 words. Published on October 7, 2011. Fiction.
Occasionally we would have dinner with two other couples.Sometimes you plan things and they fall apart, other times the moment and chemistry come together just right and it all happens. On this night, it all clicked. We had been drinking, someone mentioned Truth and Dare and it wasn't long before we all had our clothing off and were being a little naughty. Join us for our revealing night.
Masturbation Frenzy
by Mister Average
Price: $2.99 USD. 5690 words. Published on October 1, 2011. Fiction.
Sometimes we are just too horny for words and we desperately need to ease the aching, to gain relief. Sometimes we pleasure ourselves, sometimes we need to use others. The reality is that we cant help ourselves, we just need to do it.
Price: $2.99 USD. 5690 words. Published on October 1, 2011. Fiction.
Sometimes we are just too horny for words and we desperately need to ease the aching, to gain relief. Sometimes we pleasure ourselves, sometimes we need to use others. The reality is that we cant help ourselves, we just need to do it.
Cuckolding for Money
by Mister Average
Price: $2.99 USD. 4930 words. Published on October 1, 2011. Fiction.
They watched a movie where the husband offered to pay his wife to have sex with another man. The next day Pete asked his wife Karen to do the same thing and offered her ten thousand dollars. Finally she agreed, and she accepted the challenge. She was going to take the money, enjoy the act, and make sure her husband had it rubbed in his face.
Price: $2.99 USD. 4930 words. Published on October 1, 2011. Fiction.
They watched a movie where the husband offered to pay his wife to have sex with another man. The next day Pete asked his wife Karen to do the same thing and offered her ten thousand dollars. Finally she agreed, and she accepted the challenge. She was going to take the money, enjoy the act, and make sure her husband had it rubbed in his face.
Alien Sex Experiments – Sucked up to the Mothership
by Mister Average
Price: $2.99 USD. 7110 words. Published on September 22, 2011. Fiction.
Like many males, I had often joked about getting sucked up to the Mothership and having the aliens conduct sexual experiments on me. It’s every man’s weird fantasy. Maybe it’s our desire to spray our seed throughout the universe. We love the idea of being used for breeding. But I never knew that one day the joke would be on me! This is my short story about what happened that day.
Price: $2.99 USD. 7110 words. Published on September 22, 2011. Fiction.
Like many males, I had often joked about getting sucked up to the Mothership and having the aliens conduct sexual experiments on me. It’s every man’s weird fantasy. Maybe it’s our desire to spray our seed throughout the universe. We love the idea of being used for breeding. But I never knew that one day the joke would be on me! This is my short story about what happened that day.
Secret Librarian Fantasies
by Mister Average
Price: $2.99 USD. 5890 words. Published on August 21, 2011. Fiction.
Most men, especially young men, have their secret fantasies about librarians. Here are five fantasies about librarians that may, or may not,have come true. Sarah-the lecturers wife, and classical librarian. Maria-the generously sized librarian. Sue-the dominant librarian, out to please her cuckold husband. Rosa-the religious but oversexed librarian. Leonie-the 18 year old virgin in her first job.
Price: $2.99 USD. 5890 words. Published on August 21, 2011. Fiction.
Most men, especially young men, have their secret fantasies about librarians. Here are five fantasies about librarians that may, or may not,have come true. Sarah-the lecturers wife, and classical librarian. Maria-the generously sized librarian. Sue-the dominant librarian, out to please her cuckold husband. Rosa-the religious but oversexed librarian. Leonie-the 18 year old virgin in her first job.
World Sex Tour - Finale
by Mister Average
Price: $2.99 USD. 6780 words. Published on August 19, 2011. Fiction.
The last ebook in the World Sex Tour series. Our finale takes us from Calcutta,where the particpants are arrested and deported,to a yacht off the coast of Israel. They came for a sex party to end the tour, but it didnt go according to plan. In a dramatic final episode, the tour ends in a bang, and all we are left with are memories of fun people and fun times. Don't miss the thrilling conclusion...
Price: $2.99 USD. 6780 words. Published on August 19, 2011. Fiction.
The last ebook in the World Sex Tour series. Our finale takes us from Calcutta,where the particpants are arrested and deported,to a yacht off the coast of Israel. They came for a sex party to end the tour, but it didnt go according to plan. In a dramatic final episode, the tour ends in a bang, and all we are left with are memories of fun people and fun times. Don't miss the thrilling conclusion...
World Sex Tour - Berlin
by Mister Average
Price: $2.99 USD. 6150 words. Published on August 14, 2011. Fiction.
The now infamous World Sex Tour slowly heads easterward after its time in London. The next stop is Berlin, a city famous for its sexual kinkiness. A few members of the tour distract themselves at the local sex museum before heading off for a bdsm night, well bdsm for some of them, more confused love for our worn out narrator. Join the team on their global sexual extravaganza, if you dare.
Price: $2.99 USD. 6150 words. Published on August 14, 2011. Fiction.
The now infamous World Sex Tour slowly heads easterward after its time in London. The next stop is Berlin, a city famous for its sexual kinkiness. A few members of the tour distract themselves at the local sex museum before heading off for a bdsm night, well bdsm for some of them, more confused love for our worn out narrator. Join the team on their global sexual extravaganza, if you dare.
Sex
by Mister Average
Price: $2.99 USD. 12700 words. Published on August 12, 2011. Fiction.
Sex is a compilation of 5 different short works by 5 authors, each with their different style, each providing you with one of their favorite works. In some cases, these stories have been published before by the author, however for this project they have revisited the stories and rewritten parts. Each author gives a little of themselves as they introduce their piece to you.
Price: $2.99 USD. 12700 words. Published on August 12, 2011. Fiction.
Sex is a compilation of 5 different short works by 5 authors, each with their different style, each providing you with one of their favorite works. In some cases, these stories have been published before by the author, however for this project they have revisited the stories and rewritten parts. Each author gives a little of themselves as they introduce their piece to you.
A Different Girl Every Night – Confessions of an Online Sex Addict
by Mister Average
Price: $2.99 USD. 10450 words. Published on August 7, 2011. Fiction.
Richard was like so many men today,he was addicted to sex on the internet. Every evening,while his wife did her thing at the other end of the house,he would log in and find sex with a different lover.Usually they were women, sometimes they were men.Sometimes he would play in an online virtual world where he would be a shemale. Richard was never bored in his middle aged life, full of online sex.
Price: $2.99 USD. 10450 words. Published on August 7, 2011. Fiction.
Richard was like so many men today,he was addicted to sex on the internet. Every evening,while his wife did her thing at the other end of the house,he would log in and find sex with a different lover.Usually they were women, sometimes they were men.Sometimes he would play in an online virtual world where he would be a shemale. Richard was never bored in his middle aged life, full of online sex.
The Maid
by Mister Average
Price: $2.99 USD. 4710 words. Published on August 6, 2011. Fiction.
Brian had often fantasised about their having a maid, but was stunned when his wife actually arranged for one to move in with them. Of course, the inevitable happened, he fell in love with her but he did not expect the wild twisting of events that would follow, and he had not anticipated his wife's deception.
Price: $2.99 USD. 4710 words. Published on August 6, 2011. Fiction.
Brian had often fantasised about their having a maid, but was stunned when his wife actually arranged for one to move in with them. Of course, the inevitable happened, he fell in love with her but he did not expect the wild twisting of events that would follow, and he had not anticipated his wife's deception.
Dirty Boys Secrets
by Mister Average
Price: $2.99 USD. 6290 words. Published on August 4, 2011. Fiction.
All boys have hidden sexual secrets, and often those little secrets can be quite surprising when revealed. Here are some secrets that big boys have keept hidden, until now. Sometimes their secret involves a woman, sometimes it involves a man, sometimes it might involve getting dressed up as a woman. And sometimes they are just alone and get caught pleasing themelves. Boys will be boys!
Price: $2.99 USD. 6290 words. Published on August 4, 2011. Fiction.
All boys have hidden sexual secrets, and often those little secrets can be quite surprising when revealed. Here are some secrets that big boys have keept hidden, until now. Sometimes their secret involves a woman, sometimes it involves a man, sometimes it might involve getting dressed up as a woman. And sometimes they are just alone and get caught pleasing themelves. Boys will be boys!
Sex Auction
by Mister Average
Price: $2.99 USD. 8140 words. Published on August 1, 2011. Fiction.
The company was old, and powerful. You wouldn't read about it in the newspapers, it was far too powerful to be in the public gaze. The head of the company was a man known only as JB. He was reputed to be one of the most powerful men in the world, a man who owned Presidents and Prime Ministers. But the company had some odd practices to control senior execs, including the Sex Auction. Adults only.
Price: $2.99 USD. 8140 words. Published on August 1, 2011. Fiction.
The company was old, and powerful. You wouldn't read about it in the newspapers, it was far too powerful to be in the public gaze. The head of the company was a man known only as JB. He was reputed to be one of the most powerful men in the world, a man who owned Presidents and Prime Ministers. But the company had some odd practices to control senior execs, including the Sex Auction. Adults only.
Sex Lottery Wives – Jane’s Story
by Mister Average
Price: $2.99 USD. 6150 words. Published on July 31, 2011. Fiction.
She was married, in her forties, with two children and a full time job. Her life was always busy.She didn't have time to think about sex, but he did! He came home one day and was excited to talk about his latest sexual idea. He announced that they had been invited to something called a Sex Lottery Party. Just what she didnt need, but she went along with it,and maybe she came out on to top.
Price: $2.99 USD. 6150 words. Published on July 31, 2011. Fiction.
She was married, in her forties, with two children and a full time job. Her life was always busy.She didn't have time to think about sex, but he did! He came home one day and was excited to talk about his latest sexual idea. He announced that they had been invited to something called a Sex Lottery Party. Just what she didnt need, but she went along with it,and maybe she came out on to top.
The Anal Girlfriend
by Mister Average
Price: $2.99 USD. 4520 words. Published on July 20, 2011. Fiction.
Leonie was the kind of girl who turned the heads of most guys. She was the perfect girl. She was about five foot four tall, and had a lovely and curvaceous body, a sexual body, a body that screamed, I am available. I couldn't believe she was now available to me. This girl knew how to teach a man a few things about anal sex, and I enjoyed the learning curves.
Price: $2.99 USD. 4520 words. Published on July 20, 2011. Fiction.
Leonie was the kind of girl who turned the heads of most guys. She was the perfect girl. She was about five foot four tall, and had a lovely and curvaceous body, a sexual body, a body that screamed, I am available. I couldn't believe she was now available to me. This girl knew how to teach a man a few things about anal sex, and I enjoyed the learning curves.
Swinger’s Club
by Mister Average
Price: $2.99 USD. 4570 words. Published on July 11, 2011. Fiction.
I first met Helen at a party. She was a little drunk, letting her hair down, and the subject of her Swinger’s Club came up. She was telling a small group of us all about it, and she invited us all to attend one day. I was pleased that my wife liked the idea because I was fascinated by it. And it was a few weeks later that we attended, and it changes our lives.
Price: $2.99 USD. 4570 words. Published on July 11, 2011. Fiction.
I first met Helen at a party. She was a little drunk, letting her hair down, and the subject of her Swinger’s Club came up. She was telling a small group of us all about it, and she invited us all to attend one day. I was pleased that my wife liked the idea because I was fascinated by it. And it was a few weeks later that we attended, and it changes our lives.
Forbidden Sex – Short Stories
by Mister Average
Price: $2.99 USD. 4310 words. Published on July 10, 2011. Fiction.
Five forbidden sex short stories to titillate and excite you. The Puppet Master - she was beautiful, sexually exciting and available. But who was she really? Caught - by his neighbour doing something private and embarrassing. Dirty Fantasies - a readers anal fantasy, shared with you. Voyeur - Steve likes to look. This time he got more. The Hooker -his daughters girlfriend had an interesting idea.
Price: $2.99 USD. 4310 words. Published on July 10, 2011. Fiction.
Five forbidden sex short stories to titillate and excite you. The Puppet Master - she was beautiful, sexually exciting and available. But who was she really? Caught - by his neighbour doing something private and embarrassing. Dirty Fantasies - a readers anal fantasy, shared with you. Voyeur - Steve likes to look. This time he got more. The Hooker -his daughters girlfriend had an interesting idea.
First Dogging Encounter
by Mister Average
Price: $2.99 USD. 5770 words. Published on July 8, 2011. Fiction.
We first heard about dogging on the Internet, of course. We were amazed that this sort of thing was such an organized practice. And we were excited by the idea. Like most normal couples, we talked about it, we fantasized about it, we toyed with this exciting concept. And on our next trip to England, the home of organised dogging, we tried it. Join us for this unique sexual experience.
Price: $2.99 USD. 5770 words. Published on July 8, 2011. Fiction.
We first heard about dogging on the Internet, of course. We were amazed that this sort of thing was such an organized practice. And we were excited by the idea. Like most normal couples, we talked about it, we fantasized about it, we toyed with this exciting concept. And on our next trip to England, the home of organised dogging, we tried it. Join us for this unique sexual experience.
Sex Teacher - Sister in Law
by Mister Average
Price: $2.99 USD. 5010 words. Published on July 4, 2011. Fiction.
He was visiting his brother. She was his sister in law. They were alone and she offered to become his sex teacher. He did what every male would do in such a situation, he succumbed to her offer of sex and when she took him to the sex beach, his education explored many parts of his sexuality, and bisexuality. He descended into the world of forbidden sex.
Price: $2.99 USD. 5010 words. Published on July 4, 2011. Fiction.
He was visiting his brother. She was his sister in law. They were alone and she offered to become his sex teacher. He did what every male would do in such a situation, he succumbed to her offer of sex and when she took him to the sex beach, his education explored many parts of his sexuality, and bisexuality. He descended into the world of forbidden sex.
The Sex List
by Mister Average
Price: $2.99 USD. 5500 words. Published on July 2, 2011. Fiction.
The Sex List - a game married couples play when they are bored. Outrageous, provocative and lustful, the sex list provides stimulation for waning libidos. Have you written your sex list yet? Are you brave enough to have such a list? Why don't you join me as we explore the beginnings of my journey with the idea of a sex list. It is a subject that is only limited by your own imagination.
Price: $2.99 USD. 5500 words. Published on July 2, 2011. Fiction.
The Sex List - a game married couples play when they are bored. Outrageous, provocative and lustful, the sex list provides stimulation for waning libidos. Have you written your sex list yet? Are you brave enough to have such a list? Why don't you join me as we explore the beginnings of my journey with the idea of a sex list. It is a subject that is only limited by your own imagination.
Criticizing the Critics
by Mister Average
Price: $0.99 USD. 2040 words. Published on June 13, 2011. Nonfiction.
I write ebooks, I do so for fun, as do thousands of other people around the world. I usually write erotica stories. Sometimes, I look at the work of other authors, to see what others in my industry do. Sometimes I read the reviews of the ebooks others write and I have been amazed at the vulgarity, rudeness and aggression of some reviewers - all over a product for which they paid 99 cents!
Price: $0.99 USD. 2040 words. Published on June 13, 2011. Nonfiction.
I write ebooks, I do so for fun, as do thousands of other people around the world. I usually write erotica stories. Sometimes, I look at the work of other authors, to see what others in my industry do. Sometimes I read the reviews of the ebooks others write and I have been amazed at the vulgarity, rudeness and aggression of some reviewers - all over a product for which they paid 99 cents!
The Odd Censorship of ebooks
by Mister Average
Price: $0.99 USD. 2810 words. Published on June 11, 2011. Nonfiction.
I write ebooks, I usually write erotica ebooks. What surprises me, as an erotica writer in the twenty first century, is the incredible degree of censorship that exists when it comes to ebook publishing. I think somewhere along the road to ebook heaven we have lost the plot, and our literary freedoms, at least when compared to all other forms of artistic expression. What do you think?
Price: $0.99 USD. 2810 words. Published on June 11, 2011. Nonfiction.
I write ebooks, I usually write erotica ebooks. What surprises me, as an erotica writer in the twenty first century, is the incredible degree of censorship that exists when it comes to ebook publishing. I think somewhere along the road to ebook heaven we have lost the plot, and our literary freedoms, at least when compared to all other forms of artistic expression. What do you think?
The Wife User
by Mister Average
Price: $2.99 USD. 5160 words. Published on June 10, 2011. Fiction.
This is the story of sex in the Internet era. It is the story about people like me and you. The acts in this story are acts you will probably never take part in, but they are acts you will have fantasized about at some time in your sex life. It is the story of people who meet using an online adult forum, and then take their lust into the real world. You often fantasize about these dirty acts.
Price: $2.99 USD. 5160 words. Published on June 10, 2011. Fiction.
This is the story of sex in the Internet era. It is the story about people like me and you. The acts in this story are acts you will probably never take part in, but they are acts you will have fantasized about at some time in your sex life. It is the story of people who meet using an online adult forum, and then take their lust into the real world. You often fantasize about these dirty acts.
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