Jay Royston


Duff Ragwell and His Amazing Channel Changer did little for me.
Wrote and directed an incredible masterful horror movie in the middle of a Canadian winter but nobody would believe me.
Pee'd in a hurricane.
Life goal to drive a car through a chain-link gate and a corn field, preferably at the same time.
Cynical yet optimistic.
Stoner, Unincorporated; The Final Edit coming soon.

Smashwords Interview

What book marketing techniques have been most effective for you?
Guilting my mom into buying her own copy.
I'm confused - are you for or against smoking pot?
I have a love/hate relationship with it but on the whole, I'm on the pro side. That doesn't mean I want my dentist or financial adviser to nip out for a bowl in the middle of my appointment but if it gets you through the day, doesn't harm others and stops you from asking me for change, then I'm okay with it.
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Where to find Jay Royston online


Stoner, Unincorporated
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 100,160. Language: English. Published: December 12, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Stoner, Unincorporated is about the shooting of Kevin Carter, Bylaws Officer of the Township of Stoner. It is also the story of three men, lost in existential crisis of their own making. It is a story of a town where the undercover narcotics officers outnumber the drug users by two to one. It is a story of love, of faith, of economics and of Bigfoot.
Enter A Fistful Of Marijuana
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 71,530. Language: English. Published: August 21, 2014. Category: Fiction » Adventure » Action
Secret agents, social unrest, marijuana manifestos, panda bears and pizza delivery boys all have one thing in common; they can all be found at Wee Danpot's number one employer - LaPlantes' Greenhouses and Garden Emporium. The future has to begin somewhere.

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Smashwords book reviews by Jay Royston

  • High Water on Oct. 25, 2014

    First time reading/reviewing a zombie-themed book. That said, I liked High Water. It has shades of Resident Evil and a good hypothesis of the origins of a zombie virus. The action sequences are amazingly well-written - it's obvious the author knows his martial arts moves and philosophy. He also knows his science in explaining the origins of the virus but at times it is over my head and stalls the action. Decent introduction of the 3 main characters, not very much cannabis consumption as I might have expected but it's a short teaser intro to Book 2. In the movies, I think this would be considered 'Act 1'. I know it's already written but if the author were to edit I'd suggest moving the science into the 2nd book or dumbing it down significantly and keeping the B story more open-ended. It's a good start to something bigger. If possible, I'd give it 3.5/5.