William T. Moyer

Biography

William T. Moyer served as a police officer in Greensboro, N.C. from 1970 to 1982. He started his career as a patrol officer and advanced through the ranks to become a homicide detective. He had many humorous and exciting adventures during this time and is sharing them for the first time in his series of short stories. After leaving law enforcement he went on to become a realestate investor, inventor and businessman. He is now in his sixties and still married to the same lady for 41 years. He now has time to tell about many true adventures he had while being in law enforcement.

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Books

Nine Lives Short Story Collection, Book 2
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 8,480. Language: English. Published: May 23, 2012. Category: Nonfiction » Biography » Law enforcement
This is the second collection of hilariously funny true police adventures. "The Biscuit" concerns a particularly grisly car accident. "Fun With winos" is just as it sounds. "The Bionic man" is amazing. "Fritz" is a humorous dog story. "Kung Fu" is about the unusual training of officer "Killer Diller". Each is true and each is edgy and fun.
Hard Luck Larry
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 3,840. Language: English. Published: May 23, 2012. Category: Nonfiction » Biography » Law enforcement
His wounds were nearly healed from the unfortunate beating he had suffered at the hands of an old blind man with his white cane in the bus station waiting room last month. He was still getting a hard time about it from the other officers. A sharp pain briefly crossed his forehead over his left eye. Larry rubbed the small lump on his forehead that was almost invisible now.
Nine Lives Short Story Collection, Book 1
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 14,600. Language: English. Published: May 20, 2012. Category: Nonfiction » Biography » Law enforcement
A collection of exciting and humorous true police stories from my years as a police officer. They show the reader what it is really like to work in law enforcement. If you have a good sense of humor you might even keep your sanity. You just can't make this stuff up, because no one would believe it could actually happened.
The Wall
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 2,990. Language: English. Published: May 20, 2012. Category: Nonfiction » Biography » Autobiographies & Memoirs
I had never seen loose bricks before and now I had to become an overnight brick mason. I thought about the wall all day as I mowed lawns and sort of got a little enthusiasm for the project. I was sort of flattered that mom thought I could do it. I decided to start the next day. After all how long could it take? I worked myself to death all summer long.
Summer Camp
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 2,650. Language: English. Published: May 20, 2012. Category: Nonfiction » Biography » Personal memoir
We finally arrived at summer camp and it was sort of impressive at first glance. The long winding gravel driveway went through acres of wheat fields. We passed a small lake and some large low houses that I assumed were where we campers stayed for the summer. I thought these long low dormitories looked a lot like the chicken houses we passed in the south.
The Flaming Marshmallow
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 3,340. Language: English. Published: May 20, 2012. Category: Nonfiction » Biography » Personal memoir
We finally came upon an old dilapidated shack that Butch swore was the real blob man’s house. It was a creepy rundown old shed out in the middle of the forest. We stood there staring at the shed as the older boys played their flashlight beams on it. I started thinking that maybe this is the blob man’s house and not some trick being played by the older boys.
First Flight
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,490. Language: English. Published: May 19, 2012. Category: Nonfiction » Biography » Autobiographies & Memoirs
We boarded the big twin propeller airplane and took our seats. Mom let me sit by the window so I could witness the wonders of flight for the first time. I was a little nervous as the pilot gave the plane full throttle and we started the take off run. I tightly gripped the arm rests; mom noticed and said, “There is nothing to worry about darling, airplanes are very safe.” I thought, “Yeah, right”
Not An Angel
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 2,200. Language: English. Published: May 19, 2012. Category: Nonfiction » Biography » Personal memoir
I discovered that I liked girls one afternoon that summer. I was on my way home after mowing a couple of yards, when I ran into two older girls from my elementary school. I could tell that they were far wiser than I was. They were very pretty and I was impressed, because they were both smoking cigarettes. I thought that was very cool. They actually stopped and started a conversation with me.
The Mummy Dick
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 4,650. Language: English. Published: May 18, 2012. Category: Nonfiction » Comics (nonfictional)
Mom decided that the best way to get my mind off of being abandoned for the year was to have me circumcised the first day that I arrived at Granny and Papa’s house. Why this procedure was not done right when I was born is still a mystery to me. Evidently the whole family just wanted to have a good laugh at my expense.
The Early Years
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 3,620. Language: English. Published: May 17, 2012. Category: Nonfiction » Relationships and Family » Family relationships
Back then the big old house was heated with an old coal furnace. One of my winter chores each morning before walking to school, which was only one block away, was to go down to the basement and shovel coal into the furnace fire box from the coal bin. It was a big responsibility for a six year old boy.
Kung Fu
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 2,030. Language: English. Published: May 16, 2012. Category: Nonfiction » True Crime » General crimes
When we arrived all the customers and employees were standing outside of the restaurant on the sidewalk. The short order cook, with his white apron and his white cook’s hat, cocked at a jaunty angle, told us that a big black guy was in the diner and he had been using Kung Fu on everyone. He had wrecked the place and thrown everybody out. He said, “You are going to need a lot more police."
Big Pink
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,920. Language: English. Published: April 27, 2012. Category: Nonfiction » Biography » Autobiographies & Memoirs
He was processing him at the jail when his prisoner spit right in his face, in front of about ten other officers. The room got deathly quiet. Gary slowly brought his head up looked into the drunk driver’s eyes and said in his slow southern drawl, “My, you have an unusually large supply of saliva tonight.” From that night on Gary was called "Spittle".
Hello Dolly
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,630. Language: English. Published: April 27, 2012. Category: Nonfiction » Biography » Autobiographies & Memoirs
I had begun to notice little things, strange little things. I was in the grocery store couple of days ago, just walking around with the damn song going through my head. I remember I was looking at the cans of sweet baby peas, when an older guy with a white beard strolled by pushing his cart. As he passed I could hear him humming “Hello Dolly” to himself. It freaked me out.
Fritz
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 2,030. Language: English. Published: April 27, 2012. Category: Nonfiction » Biography » Autobiographies & Memoirs
She took a deep breath and sort of sobbed it out, “Last Wednesday night I met him at the Glenwood baseball park after it had closed like I usually did when he is on second shift. We made love on a piece of cardboard in the baseball dugout. We had done this several times before, but this time it was different.” This time he hurt me.
The Bionic Man
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,150. Language: English. Published: April 27, 2012. Category: Nonfiction » Biography » Autobiographies & Memoirs
Clyde had a secret weapon that he used with a great deal of skill. It was his bionic leg. He had an artificial right leg that he could wield with incredible speed and accuracy. He had sent many a young police officer to the hospital with that bionic leg.
Fun With Winos
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 2,640. Language: English. Published: April 27, 2012. Category: Nonfiction » Biography » Autobiographies & Memoirs
Abner was wearing a “Coca Cola’ uniform and was apparently walking to work at the bottling company a few yards away from where he died. He never made it to work, because a large “Pepsi” truck’s passenger side mirror hit him in the back of his head and killed him as he walked on the shoulder. “Pepsi” and “Coke” are very competitive, but this just couldn’t be a conspiracy or could it?
The Biscuit
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,170. Language: English. Published: April 26, 2012. Category: Nonfiction » Biography » Autobiographies & Memoirs
I had walked about seventy five feet, when I came upon something in the middle of the median. There in the light from my flashlight was what appeared to be a human leg. The leg was from mid thigh on down to the foot. It was fully clothed with pants, sock and shoe. It looked like it had been surgically amputated. It looked fake so I had to touch it to be sure it wasn't a joke.
The Stakeout
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 2,290. Language: English. Published: April 25, 2012. Category: Nonfiction » Biography » Autobiographies & Memoirs
This is a true account of one of the most unusual police stakeouts that I was ever assigned. The full force and high technology of the police department was brought to bare to apprehend the culprit that was using the bathroom on the jogging path in an upscale neighborhood. The suspect was known as the "Serial Dumper". You just can't make this stuff up.
A Christmas Miracle
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,980. Language: English. Published: April 25, 2012. Category: Nonfiction » Biography » Autobiographies & Memoirs
A slight movement in the corner of the room caught my attention.I shined my flashlight in that direction and my eyes beheld an amazing sight. There crouched in the corner was a young very thin blond girl protectively holding a tiny baby all swaddled in a raggedy blanket. I could tell this frail girl was afraid and she appeared to be on the verge of panic.
The Flaming Marshmallow - Part 1
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 14,870. Language: English. Published: April 23, 2012. Category: Nonfiction » Biography » Autobiographies & Memoirs
I had many adventures when I was young. Running from the police, wild women, egging houses, breaking windows, getting away, getting caught, winning fights, losing fights, making out with girls, skipping school, sneaking out at night, summer camp,leeches, outhouses, falling in love, falling out of love, first striptease show , wild women, wilder women and then I turned thirteen.
The Rookie
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 5,750. Language: English. Published: April 10, 2012. Category: Nonfiction » True Crime » General crimes
It's hard being a rookie police officer when your training officer is insane. A humorous story about what it was really like to become a police officer back in 1970.
The man with one white shoe
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 3,170. Language: English. Published: April 10, 2012. Category: Nonfiction » True Crime » General crimes
This true story about chasing a burglary suspect through a housing project has an unusual ending for the police officers and the suspect. First in the Nine Lives Series of short stories.

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