Mr If

Biography

Mr If has submitted the following biographical note: "Everything you need to know about Mr If is contained in his writing. All other biographical information is irrelevant."

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Books

Pervert
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Price: Free! Words: 14,060. Language: English. Published: August 4, 2013 by Philistine Press. Category: Nonfiction » Biography » Autobiographies & Memoirs
(4.00 from 2 reviews)
In the third part of Mr If’s Entertainment Trilogy, the legendary author’s tales of sexual excess are drawn to an extraordinary conclusion. Skint, rejected and desperate, our pseudonymous protagonist embarks on a trek across small-town England, on what turns out to be a tough mission to cure his “adultery addiction”.
Violence is the Answer
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Price: Free! Words: 6,260. Language: English. Published: April 27, 2011 by Philistine Press. Category: Fiction » Poetry » Contemporary Poetry
(5.00 from 1 review)
In his second collection of mashed-up poetry and prose, Mr If launches an uncompromising assault on the War on Terror through a confessional account of his affair with Marilyn, the wife of his friend Nettles, a soldier serving in Afghanistan. Crude, intelligent, shocking and at times very funny, Violence is the Answer is Philistine Press's most controversial ebook to date.
Entertainment
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Price: Free! Words: 5,190. Language: English. Published: October 4, 2010 by Philistine Press. Category: Fiction » Poetry » Contemporary Poetry
(5.00 from 1 review)
Welcome to the entertaining world of poet, enigma and serial adulterer, Mr If. You've never read anything like this before. You never will again.

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