Unpublishable: The Book Isn't Always Better    by N. Paul Williams
Price: $4.99 USD. 24870 words. Published by Electric Moon Publishing  on December 21, 2009. Fiction.
“Honestly, folks, this is one of those rare occasions where watching the latest reality television program about mildew farmers, is actually a better suggestion than reading a book. Take my advice. Set this book to the side, and reach for the remote. Better yet, burn this tome, lest it fall into the hands of unsuspecting children.”