Location: United States
Member Since: Oct. 05, 2011

Sir's kitten


Biography

I'm not a rabid book reviewer. I won't give you a book report and I won't break down the entirety of the book till I have nit picked down to the placement of commas.

I read for the pure joy of reading, to escape to a whole new world and get lost in the vivid. The more outlandish and naughty the better. I'm a fan of sex, I'm a bigger fan of BDSM.

I frown upon bullies and people that review books snarky just for the sake of getting a 'cheap laugh' Oh, yes I'm one of 'those people' that are trying to 'censor' *rolls eyes* No just trying to give writers credit for the hard work they put in day in and day out to give us a new fantasy to escape into!

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Smashwords book reviews by Sir's kitten

  • Crimson Euphoria on Oct. 06, 2011
    star star star star
    Good story. Not a whole lot of BDSM, more just a solid erotica tale. Will read more of his work.
  • Masters at Arms on Oct. 06, 2011
    star star star star star
    Wonderfully written tale! I love story with my D/s and this was a perfectly written tale. Can't wait to read Nobody's Angel!
  • The Lady in Black on Oct. 18, 2011
    star star star star star
    Now THAT is good BDSM story! Be still my little subbie heart, I'm not into woman but I might let Mistress Carmen have some fun with me!
  • Not Quite Casper: an Aether Vitalis Short Story on Oct. 19, 2011
    star star star star star
    LOVED this story! I went directly to her website to find more stuff from this author after reading it! It was clever, sexy, and totally naughty! Loved it! Five stars and no doubts about my choice to give them to her!
  • Daddy's Dungeon 1 - The Discovery on Oct. 23, 2011
    star star star star star
    This would be my first 'naughty daddy' book. Go figure that my pick would be a BDSM themed story. First off, I just have to say that this story was not just well written. But it was sexy as hell and the BDSM theme was very accurate which I totally appreciate! I was so worried it would just be a deep sea of fantasy BDSM, but I was delighted and surprised that it was super sexy and all the elements rang true! I even found myself going awwwww at the end. I was able to develop attachments to the lead characters and want more at the end. Totally looking forward to reading more about Jen's journey with her new, Sir! I will be reading more from this author!!!!! I loved her voice as a writer and call me naughty for totally enjoying my first daddy book, but you would to if you were a fan of BDSM. I will be reading the sequel by the way!
  • The Gardener on Oct. 24, 2011
    star star star
    The writing style of this story was very fresh and unique. However, I found myself struggling to keep up with the voyeur elements of the book. It jumped with a bit of a choppy flow and I wanted so bad to have it just click with me. With that being said it was a very clever little short. I would recommend it if you would like to read something quick, witty, a little sexy, and fun.
  • Sympathy for the master on Oct. 24, 2011
    star star star
    I had to laugh, it was made to be a joke. Atleast I hope it was made to be a joke. I found my own subbie mind running through thoughts to snap back at the 'abused Master'. It was clever, it got a good giggle out of me, but I know this will totally piss off some people.
  • The Devil's Bitch on Oct. 31, 2011
    star star star star star
    And Rachel does it again! I think I am officially a big fan of Rachel's books! I haven't read any of her Daddy or Swingers books but I tend to dive right into anything she has that is paranormal/horror and I am NEVER disappointed. This story was dark, wicked, erotic, and at the last page I was laughing and going 'OH! She went there!' Now I'm hoping there is a another book! Why?! Because I so have to know what the wicked demons evil plans are! I recommend this to anyone that likes erotica, paranormal, some edgy horror, and hot sex scenes! Rachel makes demons hot!
  • Sold!!! on Nov. 13, 2011
    (no rating)
    Ok, I'm going to try and be a little bit more forgiving than Mr. Winchester down there. Seeing as I actually live the BDSM lifestyle, I am a better judge of 'appalling' when it comes to a Sadomasochistic relationship. Firstly, I'm not going to rate this book, its not fair. For me this is a first draft. Second, the story idea--fantastic. However, it was poorly executed. I will tell you why. I maybe live a BDSM lifestyle with my husband, but I am not a masochist--yes, there is a varying way we all--play. Unfortunately, what this novel fails to show is realism in a sadomasochistic relationship. Therefore, you get reviews like Mr. Winchester down below where he states he is appalled. Firstly, if any Master punished his inexperienced slave like Max did, he wouldn't just break her, he would scar her for life mentally. You can't dive into that intense of a punishment right out of the gate like that, just not going to happen. Second, Lizzy acted like a child, an 11 year old child, for the whole of the story. After her first few sexual encounters that would have kicked her brain into adulthood. She may have wanted to eventually be a cock hungry slut, but not after three days of intense play like that. That would have broken me, and I've lived the lifestyle now for two years. Lastly, Max states for her to never lose her spark, her passion. Um, he took it all honey. The moment she 'submitted' to him, he stole all her individuality. Eventually, yes she would have accepted a full 24/7 Master/slave relationship, but not after three days like that. You spent more time in her childish mind then laying the groundwork for a fantastic S & M story. My suggestion? Join fetlife and talk to some experienced slaves and their master. Second, you have a great idea here. Find a crit group and fine tune. The story was all I've the place and not ready for publication. Flush out your characters a bit more, evolve them. Especially, Lizzy. She was the same Little girl's with no growth at all.
  • Dahlia: a Club Coquette Tale on Nov. 15, 2011
    star star star
    It wasn't bad. However, it didn't get me as hot under the collar as I thought it would.
  • A Shalar is Born on Nov. 20, 2011
    star star star star star
    This was one of the best Fantasy themed BDSM stories I have read. The writing was crisp, the story flowed, and I was pulled in from the first para and you weren't going to drag me out. I instantly found the authors other works once I was done! Excellent job!
  • The Taking of Ariel, A Tale of Aeodar on Nov. 20, 2011
    star star star star star
    I want more! I feel like I'm totally not getting enough once I get to the end of this authors shorts. The world building is amazing, the characters are all flushed out, and I feel that even though the slaves are 'pre trained' they aren't push overs. Amazing job! Can't wait for more from this author! I WILL be buying his full length novel!
  • Timing Is Everything on Nov. 20, 2011
    star star star star star
    And this author does Contemporary BDSM erotica just as well as his fantasy writings! I sooooo wanted more at the in of this, the big tease. I have a feeling people are shorting this author a star because they like his writing but they don't want to like the subject matter. Well, the writing is fantastic, and I live BDSM and am an avid fan when authors get it right! And this author GETS IT RIGHT! Bravo!
  • Night of the Werecock on Nov. 20, 2011
    star star star star star
    I'm not a huge fan of gay erotica--unless its well written, and boy of boy is this well written. Not only did I feel like giggling sometimes--in a good way-- But I found myself google searching more by this authors. I found that she has one other work that I would delightfully read! Very few authors are pull me into the popular M/M genre, this is one of those authors. Highly recommend!
  • The Temp. An Erotic Short Story. on Nov. 20, 2011
    star star star star star
    Hot, sexy, and totally tantalizing. I'm a fan of the forbidden, and taking what you want. Jonah was a total alpha male!
  • Seducing Sunshine on Nov. 20, 2011
    star star star star star
    To say that I enjoyed this story was a bit of an understatement. I have been wanting to read CJ Roberts for awhile and I'm glad to have finally picked up a story by her, even if it is a short. I felt teased, aroused, tantalized, and wanted more more more! While singing "How do you like it, how do you like it! More, more, more!" I'm a huge fan of the menage, and this was well written and made me tingle.
  • Confessions of a Sex Addict on Nov. 22, 2011
    star star star star star
    I have to say that this story is not only sexy, but it got under my skin. To explain I have to sort of spoiler a bit. The lead characters starts off at a 12 step meeting for people addicted to sex. You get into the inner workings of this woman so deep that you find yourself in conflict with her. Now, I know this is totally supposed to be smut, but I have to say that hidden in this smutty tale is something a bit deeper for me. The last sentence sort of slammed it home. "I had a lot to think about, a lot to process, and most of it had to with how much of myself I was willing to give up for the sake of recovery." There was so much in that one last sentence, that for me, took it over the edge of smut and made it vibrate in my brain. So many times I have heard things like this from woman, where they want something so bad, and have an unsupportive spouse. How well this story sings to woman that want kink and have someone denying them the simple joy. Sorry Rachel you are too good of a writer, you gave me hot kinky sex and a great sound story in the backdrop of this erotica short. Bravo!
  • For the Love of Harmony on Nov. 23, 2011
    star star star star star
    Loved it! This was my first story by Leia and I couldn't stop reading. Yes, it was short, but it just made me want to read more!
  • Pride and Penetration on Nov. 26, 2011
    star star star star star
    I officially have a whole new outlook on Jane Austen. What potential these books had for wicked debauchery! I LOVED this story! I'm glad that someone thought of this idea and bought it out, I have bought the second book in this naughty little series and I saw that the third book is out which I will be getting too! Highly recommend for a quick, naughty read. (It even has a Happy for now ending! How can you go wrong!?)
  • Beauty Touched the Beast on Nov. 27, 2011
    star star star star star
    Loved this version of Beauty and the Beast. What a clever, sexy, and inventive way to recreate this classic tale. By far one of the best erotic retellings of the story.
  • Fuck Me Santa on Dec. 07, 2011
    star star star star star
    The stories in this collection were all super hot, clever, witty, and I would love to read more from Amber Drake!
  • Sense and Sexuality on Dec. 07, 2011
    star star star star star
    So far this is my FAVORITE naught Jane Austen Story! I do have Emma still to read, but seeing as Sense and Sensibility was always my favorite Austen story, to have it modernized and made to be super naughty--well, it made it all the more awesome for me! The story was told extremely well, and Wade expertly converted a Classic into a Classic Erotica tale to withstand the test of time!
  • Her Best Friend's Dad Vol. 1 on Dec. 07, 2011
    star star star star star
    I had read the excerpt for the first story in this series and Rachel was super kind to provide me with a copy of the first collection. Stories 1 - 5! And let me say I enjoyed them all just the same! They were hot! The story was well told and I related to parts of it seeing as my husband and I are 17 years apart. For the story wasn't taboo but life for me. I have grown to love every character of this series. I'm a interested in knowing how it continues now that Becky knows and is refusing to talk to both of them. The fact that I care is HUGE! Sometimes erotica is just erotica. However, Rachel has a great voice, is sexy as hell, and always keeps me wanting more!
  • Christmas Eve on Olympus on Dec. 19, 2011
    star star star
    Christmas Eve on Olympus was the first story I have read by Lisa Beth Darling. While reading it I couldn’t help but feel like I was missing something in not having read the other books in the series. That being said the first part of the story read for me like a YA Fantasy. It was well written. For me it focused too much on the duties of Christmas Eve, like a list. I was able to keep reading because the author did create a fantastic world of the gods and goddesses of Olympus, and I love anything with a little bit of magic. It was a bit jarring when it smoothed into the intimate scene and it was like reading a totally different story. The sex scene was hot, well written, with very adult detail. A total clash with the first half of the story that made me wonder if this was a YA Fantasy book. The sex was steamy, it made me wiggle in my seat and I couldn’t help but want more by the end. The main issue I had was the drastic jump from simple reading to detailed hot steamy sex in the matter of a few paragraphs. I couldn’t get over the contrast in the moment. With all that being said it was for sure a good Christmas read! If you are looking for something to heat up your eReader, you should really grab a copy!
  • Make Love the Right Way, or You're Going to Hell! (A Corporate Censorship Satire) on March 17, 2012
    star star star star star
    I have to hand it to Delilah for getting it right. And not just getting it right, but totally giving a voice to this whole paypal/censorship mess. And yes, it was a mess, and yes, it was the most ridiculous thing I had seen in my life regarding books. I never thought in my life time, I would encounter book sellers going “We don’t carry that, because sex between an older man and younger woman is just dirty and wrong and we aren’t having it!” I hate to break it to all the naysayers out there, but I call my husband Daddy sometimes turning sex! I not only enjoyed the story and the brilliance in which Delilah captured the absurdity of the situation, but it got sexy too! God, I’m a huge fan of electro play, and this just pushed buttons, while I was giggling away. Yes, people were staring at me while I was reading it, and yes I had to tell them what I was reading, and no I wasn’t ashamed. People rolled their eyes about what paypal had done, but then picked up a copy of the book and were reading and laughing with me. Why? Because the absurd became sexy in the blink of an eye. Kudos to Mrs. Fawkes for this kinky and funny erotica short story! also posted on hotlyeverafter.com