Being a Tale of Panting Passion wherein a Disaffected Duke runs away to Sea to become a Pirate and ends up becoming Love Slave to a Ninja Queen, whilst at home he is replaced by a Nefarious Highwayman and ne’er-do-well who is, in turn, Ultimately Redeemed by his love for a Poor but Virtuous Governess.
It's a paranormal romance. It's a western romance. It's a secret-baby romance. It's...a lot of different things, mostly funny. Vampires, werewolves, babies, gold diggers, hot sex, tainted wine, and a horse named Monk.