Location: Australia
Member Since: March 31, 2009
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Naomi Kramer


Biography

Naomi Kramer is an Australian author living in Ipswich, Queensland. She's addicted to coffee, dyes her hair odd colours, and looks a little like a corporate hippy on weekdays. She loves the beach, and her dream is to own a world-class barista.

Where to find Naomi Kramer online

Website: http://naomikramer.com
Facebook: Facebook profile
Wattpad: nomesque
MySpace: http://www.myspace.com/nomesque
Blog: http://naomikramer.com

Books

Bad Juju    by Naomi Kramer
Price: $0.99 USD. 7230 words. Published on October 27, 2011. Fiction.
A collection of short-short stories with paranormal and supernatural themes. A vampire seduces a lonely man. Zombie teenagers with attitude! A carpet python has an odd story to tell about Eden. The leader of a werewolf pack goes missing. Death falls in love. The collection consists of 8 short-short stories, ranging from 200 to 1500 words each, and 7200 words in total - about 29 (print) pages.
Bad F*ck II    by Naomi Kramer
Price: $0.99 USD. 6700 words. Published on May 17, 2011. Fiction.
Another collection of short and short-short stories about love, sex, and what might really happen when the lights go out. The collection consists of nine stories of varying lengths, totalling 6500 words (26 pages).
DEAD (as a doorpost)    by Naomi Kramer
Price: $0.99 USD. 9000 words. Published on May 10, 2011. Fiction.
John's dead. He's pretty happy about that, actually. So's his wife, who's been mooning about heaven missing him. Linda, though, is sure that foul play is involved - and she won't rest until she finds out what happened.
What the F*ck is a Christian Anyway?    by Naomi Kramer
Price: Free! 1330 words. Published on May 6, 2011. Nonfiction.
0.5 star(3.50 from 2 reviews)
A short opinion piece about perception vs the real meaning of Christianity, both in and out of the church.
Bad F*ck I    by Naomi Kramer
Price: $0.99 USD. 6590 words. Published on April 1, 2011. Fiction.
A collection of short-short stories about love, sex, and what might really happen when the lights go out. Fourteen stories, length varies from 300 to 1000 words. Contains sex scenes, swearing, and aliens doing rude stuff.
(technically) DEAD    by Naomi Kramer
Price: $0.99 USD. 9800 words. Published on October 29, 2010. Fiction.
(4.00 from 2 reviews)
Cooper's dead. But what's a nerd to do when Heaven doesn't believe in technology, and hell's hotter than an overclocked CPU? Panicking and running away back to Earth seems a perfectly logical reaction, especially since his beloved computer hasn't come with him. This is a very short book - novelette length. It contains frequent foul language, adult themes, nerd-speak and Aussie insults.
(ψιλο) ΝΕΚΡΗ    by Naomi Kramer
Price: Free! 10050 words. Published on July 20, 2010. Fiction.
(5.00 from 1 review)
Η Λίντα έχει πρόβλημα: Όχι μόνο τη σκότωσε ο γκόμενός της, αλλά δεν της λέει και τι έκανε το σώμα της. Τι άλλο μπορεί να κάνει η Λίντα εκτός από το να τον βασανίσει μέχρι να τα ξεράσει όλα;
Cupcake of Love    by Naomi Kramer
Price: Free! 2910 words. Published on June 20, 2010. Fiction.
(4.00 from 2 reviews)
Kyle doesn't believe in love at first sight... until it happens to him. A cupcake foretold it, and sure enough, he's smitten. But his beloved seems to be stir-crazy, and his new fairy godmother is worse. Did destiny bring them together? Will common sense tear them apart? This is a short story from the Life in a Fairytale collection of shorts, coming soon.
Maisy May    by Naomi Kramer
Price: $2.99 USD. 29380 words. Published on May 9, 2010. Fiction.
0.25 star(4.20 from 5 reviews)
How does an emo teen with an ex-druggie mum, a non-existent father and a penchant for fast cars fit into a traditional Aussie church? Why has the new boy, Mr Perfect Pastor's Kid, caused her to question every belief she holds dear? And why the sudden interest in Leviticus? This is the first novella in a series of 3.
DEAD(ish)    by Naomi Kramer
Price: Free! 11870 words. Published on June 30, 2009. Fiction.
0.5 star(4.47 from 17 reviews)
Linda’s had a bad day. First, her boyfriend killed her. Then she woke up, still on this boring plane of existence, and with an odd obsession about her missing body. Mike won’t tell her what he did with her body and she can’t find the stupid thing herself. There’s only one thing she can do - torment the bastard until he coughs up the information. Contains adult themes & frequent profanity.

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