Flanigan
by Robert Norton
Flanigan is an arrogant, bombastic, pretentious, insufferable dilantant. He is overweight, over-opinionated, and out of shape. He is judgmental and dispises women, minorities, and anything else that displeases him. He is a bigot. He knows very little about a lot. He feels superior to most people. He has no friends, and no redeeming features.