Versus for Women: Good vs Evil
by Emmanuel Obi
Price: Free! 2520 words.
Published on August 29, 2011. Screenplays.
WARNING: Crude and offensive humor
Neo vs. Agent Smith, Peter Pan vs. Captain Hook, Voldemort vs. Dumbledore - who will win in the epic battle of . . . luuuuuuuuuuuuuuuve.
Location: Switzerland
Member Since: April 04, 2011
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Emmanuel Obi, Jr
Biography
Born in 1984 and raised in Auburn, Alabama; I now live in Switzerland. How did I end up in Switzerland? That is a very long story and probably worth a book by itself.
I have always loved writing, painting, drawing; any extension of creativity. I view it as all same; give the viewer or reader something that will invoke emotion. Leave them with an experience. Hopefully I will succeed at that.
I have always loved writing, painting, drawing; any extension of creativity. I view it as all same; give the viewer or reader something that will invoke emotion. Leave them with an experience. Hopefully I will succeed at that.
Where to find Emmanuel Obi, Jr online
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Books
Versus for Men
by Emmanuel Obi
Price: Free! 1960 words. Published on July 8, 2011. Screenplays.
(4.00 from 1 review)
WARNING: Crude and offensive humor Look for Versus for Women It all comes down to Xena vs. Barbie. Who would you take home
Price: Free! 1960 words. Published on July 8, 2011. Screenplays.
(4.00 from 1 review) WARNING: Crude and offensive humor Look for Versus for Women It all comes down to Xena vs. Barbie. Who would you take home
Versus for Women
by Emmanuel Obi
Price: Free! 1890 words. Published on July 8, 2011. Screenplays.
(4.00 from 1 review)
WARNING: Crude and offensive humor (Versus for Men coming soon) So you have a date lined up with Superman for Saturday night and you get a phone call from Batman. He wants to know if you are free Saturday night. Do you ditch Superman for the Dark Knight or do you stick with the Man of Steel? Finally there is an answer . . . .
Price: Free! 1890 words. Published on July 8, 2011. Screenplays.
(4.00 from 1 review) WARNING: Crude and offensive humor (Versus for Men coming soon) So you have a date lined up with Superman for Saturday night and you get a phone call from Batman. He wants to know if you are free Saturday night. Do you ditch Superman for the Dark Knight or do you stick with the Man of Steel? Finally there is an answer . . . .
Tell Tale Heart
by Emmanuel Obi
Price: Free! 1410 words. Published on April 6, 2011. Fiction.
WARNING: Strong violence Poe's grim and malevolent style was always amazing to me and a source of inspiration in a lot of my writing and artwork. One of my favorite short stories, The Tell-Tale Heart, is a perfect example of his mastery of story telling. Tell Tale Heart is a modern day version of this story. It is a look inside the mind of a young boy that viciously killed his little brother.
Price: Free! 1410 words. Published on April 6, 2011. Fiction.
WARNING: Strong violence Poe's grim and malevolent style was always amazing to me and a source of inspiration in a lot of my writing and artwork. One of my favorite short stories, The Tell-Tale Heart, is a perfect example of his mastery of story telling. Tell Tale Heart is a modern day version of this story. It is a look inside the mind of a young boy that viciously killed his little brother.
Bruce Howard - Gentleman with Brass Knuckles
by Emmanuel Obi
Price: Free! 44490 words. Published on April 5, 2011. Fiction.
(3.00 from 1 review)
If he can’t talk you out of your panties then you probably don’t speak English – and even if you don’t speak English the odds are still in his favor. The charmingly arrogant and rough-around-the-edges private investigator, Bruce Howard, has seen his share of thongs and danger.
Price: Free! 44490 words. Published on April 5, 2011. Fiction.
(3.00 from 1 review) If he can’t talk you out of your panties then you probably don’t speak English – and even if you don’t speak English the odds are still in his favor. The charmingly arrogant and rough-around-the-edges private investigator, Bruce Howard, has seen his share of thongs and danger.
Daddy
by Emmanuel Obi
Price: Free! 11090 words. Published on April 5, 2011. Fiction.
(5.00 from 2 reviews)
WARNING: Strong violence, Strong language and adult themes. Not suitable for all readers. The first time any father holds his child he makes a promise. What would a father do to keep that promise . . . With his daughter in danger a man takes on a city to find her.
Price: Free! 11090 words. Published on April 5, 2011. Fiction.
(5.00 from 2 reviews) WARNING: Strong violence, Strong language and adult themes. Not suitable for all readers. The first time any father holds his child he makes a promise. What would a father do to keep that promise . . . With his daughter in danger a man takes on a city to find her.
Noir - Case of Bruce Howard
by Emmanuel Obi
Price: Free! 4350 words. Published on April 4, 2011. Fiction.
(4.00 from 1 review)
This time Bruce Howard is the target but he won't go down without taking somebody with him. The fourth installment of the Noir series forces Bruce Howard to show a little of his dark side. Previous short story: Noir - Case of the Dead Pediatrician
Price: Free! 4350 words. Published on April 4, 2011. Fiction.
(4.00 from 1 review) This time Bruce Howard is the target but he won't go down without taking somebody with him. The fourth installment of the Noir series forces Bruce Howard to show a little of his dark side. Previous short story: Noir - Case of the Dead Pediatrician
Noir - Case of the dead pediatrician
by Emmanuel Obi
Price: Free! 5040 words. Published on April 4, 2011. Fiction.
After a pediatrician's dead body crashes through his office window, Bruce Howard begins an investigation that leads him to believe that maybe this man is better off dead. Should he even bother trying to find the killer? The third installment in this Noir series leaves Bruce Howard wondering if some murders are necessary. Previous short story: Noir - Case of the Sphinx
Price: Free! 5040 words. Published on April 4, 2011. Fiction.
After a pediatrician's dead body crashes through his office window, Bruce Howard begins an investigation that leads him to believe that maybe this man is better off dead. Should he even bother trying to find the killer? The third installment in this Noir series leaves Bruce Howard wondering if some murders are necessary. Previous short story: Noir - Case of the Sphinx
Noir - Case of the Sphinx
by Emmanuel Obi
Price: Free! 4320 words. Published on April 4, 2011. Fiction.
The second installment in a short story series featuring Bruce Howard; the lady-killing private investigator. In this case, one of his “bed buddies” comes to him for help when a serial killer has targeted her as the next victim. Previous short story: Noir – Case of My Missing Love
Price: Free! 4320 words. Published on April 4, 2011. Fiction.
The second installment in a short story series featuring Bruce Howard; the lady-killing private investigator. In this case, one of his “bed buddies” comes to him for help when a serial killer has targeted her as the next victim. Previous short story: Noir – Case of My Missing Love
Noir - Case of My Missing Love
by Emmanuel Obi
Price: Free! 4780 words. Published on April 4, 2011. Fiction.
(3.00 from 1 review)
The first in a series of short stories chronicling the cases of Bruce Howard, a charmingly intelligent private investigator that has more heart than he realizes. In this case, his young neighbor, Timmy, asks for Bruce Howard’s help in finding his missing mother after coming home to a puddle of blood.
Price: Free! 4780 words. Published on April 4, 2011. Fiction.
(3.00 from 1 review) The first in a series of short stories chronicling the cases of Bruce Howard, a charmingly intelligent private investigator that has more heart than he realizes. In this case, his young neighbor, Timmy, asks for Bruce Howard’s help in finding his missing mother after coming home to a puddle of blood.
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Smashwords book reviews by Emmanuel Obi, Jr
- Personal Trainer
on April 07, 2011
Not overly funny but still enjoyable.
- Gloria
on April 11, 2011
Took a bit for me to get use to the writing style but the story was utterly amazing. I wish I could have written this. I can't say enough good stuff about this story