Kevin Williams

Biography

Onna personal note; I think I've got a million wds published at smashwords.com now. SF, fan cartoons, short-stories.

(OCR is counting cartoon wds as I type. 367*25=9000+, an estimate for stalking millionaires. Plus Blurbs, right?. Not the only comic done here.)

Jeez, lemme see; This whole mess got started in grade school; shorts in HS; novels after. (first one done in pencil.)

Dozen or so 80,000 wds novelettes (mostly type-writer.); first computer stuff, 80's; novels+shorts. 4K compact)

Years of quarterlies,novels,cartoons subs; (apple-clones, compacts, pcs) '86: BBSing a shorts echo (rogue-bone), blogs, cartooning (80186)

I THINK I can add another million wds there. Maybe. Most of them are lost unless some old CD bkups turn up. (In Calgary.)

Jeez. I currently have a million wds published? Out of maybe two million written. Total.
(Err. I might add 10,000 wds to something soon. Or at least the 3000 I have handy. That'll make the current novel+shorts
wd count add up to a million+, fersure.)

Milestone!
Oh, if you don't make the best-seller list with your first novel today, you don't get a second.
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* WARNING! * Live and live, (long i vs short) tho and thou. I use thou as tho sometimes. It's the most common complaint.
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Writing has been a hobby of mine since the third grade, and was an ambition even earlier. Cartooning, music, philosophy are other bad habits I keep up. (Plus a few secret ones I'm NOT telling you about, so there!)

I zined SF cons with shorts for years. Quarterly editions, mostly: fantasy, horror (Halloween), children's (Christmas), romantic comedy, (Valentines) hard SF, july 1st or world con. Most are in the collections, tho I'm still writing the occasional one today.
I get parodied a lot.

Readers are welcome to proof-read; if I think it's a good correction, it goes in. (just send an e-mail, book-name + quoted line)
And thanks.

Smashwords Interview

Who are your favorite authors?
cook, prachette, holt.
What inspires you to get out of bed each day?
boredom
Read more of this interview.

Where to find Kevin Williams online


Books

Teddyhunter 4: I Can Get Better In The Parking-lot!
Series: teddyhunter. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 100,510. Language: English. Published: March 27, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Adventure
4th in the teddyhunter series Escaped 4th generation AIs try to take over the world Tracker and Mindy try to stop them
The Pour Witches of Fenwick
Series: comics. Price: Free! Words: 240. Language: English. Published: January 14, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Paranormal
comic book 8 pages. Young girls and brooms, witches and boyfriends and bloody, bloody re-vengence. Small Ontario town and a new broom to sweep things clean with. (She's a waitress at Horton's)
Friday The 13th Sex-cult Problems
Series: comics. Price: Free! Words: 190. Language: English. Published: November 19, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Hard sci-fi
22 cartoons accused of literature once (middle-school safe)
Aaron+Henna: The Singing Sword
Series: Aaron+Henna. You set the price! Words: 106,130. Language: English. Published: October 25, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Paranormal
Aaron and Henna, vol4: Building a home. friends, enemies , wandering meddlers and grumpy dragons all conspire to make Aaron's new tower a magical place.
The NWO: The Orderlie's Silent Spring V2.
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 126,620. Language: English. Published: July 6, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Hard sci-fi, Fiction » Horror » Crime
almost 50 short stories, Horror, sf, fanasty, crime, blogs, humor and essays.
Christmas Shorts
Series: shorts!, Book 4. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 26,000. Language: English. Published: May 28, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Christian » Short stories
Shorts stories with a Christmas Theme. Leprechauns, dyraids, UFOs, robots, crimes and dogs! (designed for animation)
Shorts From All Over
Series: shorts!, Book 1. Price: Free! Words: 56,910. Language: English. Published: May 3, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories
Various short stories from various collections. Teddywars, Spike's Bar, Aaron+Henna.
UFO Observer part three
Series: UFO Observer, Book 3. Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 170. Language: English. Published: January 11, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Apocalyptic
Part three in the UFO Observer series; a graphic novel in many parts. Hector and Shelly get noticed by the mob, security, corperations (and a few other AIs). Life gets interesting as every tries to get the prize; Hector meanwhile is still looking for anything that'll survive the current extinction event he can report back to his bosses..
UFO Observer pt two
Series: UFO Observer, Book 2. Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 160. Language: English. Published: December 11, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Hard sci-fi
UFO observer pt two: The local scene. 50 pages of cartoons detailing the continuing adventure of Hector and Shelly. Hector has been sent here to observe the current extinction-event, and report on survivors.
UFO Observer
Series: UFO Observer, Book 1. Price: Free! Words: 170. Language: English. Published: November 14, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Hard sci-fi
Hector, ufo- earth-observer, is assigned to earth to watch the current extinction-event Finding the likely survivors from a hole deep enough to be safe in before the other observers do is tricky. (cartoons)
Aaron+Henna : The Witch-Wizard War
Series: Aaron+Henna, Book 3. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 101,650. Language: English. Published: June 6, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Adventure » Action, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Aaron and Henna: Book three. Fantasy. 101627 wds, 250 pages. The team of witch and wizard try to prevent the destruction of Gate-town.
Teddy Hunter: The Nano-zombie War
Series: teddyhunter, Book 3. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 100,120. Language: English. Published: March 14, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Adventure » Action, Fiction » Science fiction » Hard sci-fi
(5.00)
alien AIs trying to take over the earth. Tracker and Mindy try to stop them, but this time they're disguised as teddy-bear robots.
Girl-Ghost!
Series: Aaron+Henna, Book 2. You set the price! Words: 84,730. Language: English. Published: September 26, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Epic, Fiction » Adventure » Action
Girl ghost by kevin williams Aaron and Henna stray into zombie-land, a port-town and end up with another wizard trying to cure a girl-ghost of an unwanted boyfriend.
Stalking Millionaires
Series: comics. You set the price! Words: 120. Language: English. Published: June 30, 2013. Categories: Nonfiction » Art, Architecture, Photography » Applied arts, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Cartoons, line drawings, too intellectual. Girls at club man-hunt attempt to snag big bucks while chatting with friends. The passionate hate-machine crashes and burns whole cultures at a time. Secrets of the dating game revealed, with modern personalities... or lack thereof. Exploring attitude, personality and character.
Teddy Hunter: The New World Order
Series: teddyhunter, Book 2. You set the price! Words: 104,750. Language: English. Published: June 25, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Hard sci-fi, Fiction » Science fiction
(5.00)
cyborgs, AI invaders robot-hunters and the underground all meet; and the meeting isn't friendly.
The Gateway Project
Series: Aaron+Henna, Book 1. Price: Free! Words: 98,300. Language: English. Published: February 13, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Epic, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
(5.00)
Fantasy novel. The bumbling apprentice burns his beard off again, trying to survive after being fired, cursed and captured by a few witches.
Teddy Hunter: The Underground
Series: teddyhunter, Book 1. Price: Free! Words: 109,870. Language: English. Published: December 16, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Hard sci-fi
(3.33)
runaway robot teddybears get hunted down as they try to escape to the underground SF action adventure: Everything either explodes or giggles at you... and the dropping anvils are ticking.

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