by Pamela Burford
Life goes from blah to bizarro when competing kidnappers lock horns in Lucy’s kitchen. And really, does the victor have to be that hot? Fortunately (or not), her bigamous ex is on the case, along with an outlandish Irish giant, a gay PI in a fat suit, and a charismatic psycho. Oh yeah, and a cranky parrot. Everyone has a secret and no one is who he seems when Kidnap Fever strikes.