Patrick Malloy is a strikingly handsome young writer from the borough of Narberth, Pennsylvania. Philadelphia-born and Pittsburgh-based, he has never lived in New England or owned a Labrador. Of the many jobs he has held while writing this novel, the most notable was as a popcorn salesman on Main Street U.S.A. in Disney World’s Magic Kingdom. Prior to becoming a published author, Patrick gained sub-mediocre internet fame as the writer/creator of the site manlyweddingblog.com. In his spare time, Patrick enjoys soaking in Catholic guilt as to why he has spare time. When not orchestrating grammatical train wrecks, Patrick enjoys pumpkin beer and classic Disney movies. He currently lives in Pittsburgh with his beautiful fiancée and his attention-starved Kai Ken. For more information feel free to follow Patrick on Twitter at @BPatrickMalloy.

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