I have been making up stories since I was old enough to know what they were. It is all I have ever really cared about and probably all I ever will. I write fantasy, pulp adventure, horror, superhero stories, erotica, and sword & sorcery. My stuff always seems to have some element to it that makes it unmarketable, so here I can let loose all these stories and see if anyone likes them. Readers can message me at sargon999AThotmailDOTcom.
Prepare for adventure on the wild pirate frontier! Captain Eden Kane's command of the pirate fleet of El Dorado is slipping. On one side is Azrael Dire, untested but bent on avenging her mother's death. On the other, the Rebel Captain Hood's dreadnought warships stand ready to smite the Union. With nothing but courage and her Experimental brain, Eden must fight to remain Queen of the Sky Frontier!
When a mad king imprisons the innocent and terrorizes the city, a hero must rise.
That hero - unwilling, uncertain - is Count Varian. Born common, his life as a noble a lie, he pits himself against the king and his killers. All that stands between him and a traitor's death is a golden mask.
Aided by cunning killer Lady Fox, he must seek out and destroy the dark power behind the king's madness.
1867: Genius clerk Eden Kane leaves the Smithsonian's Department of Hazardous Artifacts on a forbidden mission to reclaim the sky pirates' secret Dark Aetheric Transmitter. She frees Zenobia Santiago, ex-bandit and Experimental tiger-woman, to guide her through a West full of criminals, rogue Experimentals, and dinosaurs, and into the secret lair of the Sky Pirates of the Rio Grande. Explicit sex!
By Paul Batteiger
Published: October 16, 2011.
(5.00 from 3 reviews)
In a cold winter in the late 18th Century, five men are marooned in the northern reaches of the Hudson Bay. Alone, they must struggle across country to safety. Only they are not truly alone. Something is there in the wilderness. Something inimical, ancient, and cold.
By Paul Batteiger
Published: June 4, 2011.
(4.60 from 5 reviews)
Vanguard is a young super hero looking to make his mark, and The Steel Avenger is a retired ex-hero who just wants to be left alone, but when they encounter the murderous Doctor Scorpio and his team of mutates and super-criminals they have to join forces. To defeat Scorpio they'll need courage and dedication - but more than that, they'll need help.
Dolores and Delilah are twin sisters who couldn't be less alike. One is the sheriff's virtuous and wholesome wife, the other is the madam of the greatest whorehouse in frontier Kansas. Through mishap and misadventure, they must both assume the identity of the masked vigilante Black Lash! Hold on to your hats, this is one wild Western ride with bandits, brawls, gunfights, and lots and lots of sex.