Melvin the Dry Cleaning Zombie and Vampire Shoe Warehouse
by PJ Jones
MELVIN, THE DRY CLEANING ZOMBIE-Melvin has a crush on dry cleaning customer, Simone. If only Simone would be his girl, or at the very least, let Melvin eat the gooey matter inside her cranium.
VAMPIRE SHOE WAREHOUSE-Bethany's tired of selling shoes, but her boss has threatened to expose her secret to the other vampires if she quits. Can the world's worst wizard use his magic to save her?