Richard Crasta


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I have three sons with beautiful voices, intelligent minds, and a lovely sense of humor. And I am the author of 12 print and digital books, novelist, essayist, satirist, and humorist. I am not sure to what extent I deserve credit for either of the above; I was just doing what came naturally to me: fathering babies and writing books.

My first novel, "The Revised Kama Sutra," received rave reviews and was called "very funny" by Kurt Vonnegut, and "an Indian Portnoy educated by Catholic nuns" by The Independent of London. It was published in ten countries and in seven languages. It got me into a list of ten South Indian writers mentioned by "The Lonely Planet Guide to South India"--nearly all the rest are either millionaires or dead.

Recently, though, it’s been harder to write and to survive, especially as I struggle with a Valium addiction (which I write about in the book, “The Terrorist in My Life”).

Despite my numerous failings, I am truly sincere and passionate about writing, about writing with integrity (to the extent that survival permits), and about publishing ten books that are either in progress, or potentially contained within nearly 5,000 pages of unprocessed writings.

Though now an American citizen, I think of myself as a citizen of the planet, a humanist, as a lover of peace, fellowship, and of a world without borders. I enjoy music, books, comedy, philosophy, and political satire; what I miss most about the United States is our great library system, the book superstores, The Daily Show, the Colbert Report, and Garrison Keillor’s radio show, News from Lake Woebegone. I hope for a breakthrough that will allow me to restart life in America.

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I Will Not Go the F**k to Sleep and Other Essays    by Benny Profane
Price: $4.99 USD. 32860 words. Published by Richard Crasta on June 4, 2011. .

What if a child, asked to go the f**k to sleep by its father, could respond in adult language? This anthology of humor by a father of three touches on a broad variety of subjects including politics, Nuclear Weapons, cats, Indians, yogis, Adam and Eve, and sex. For the broadminded and sophisticated reader who loves nonconformist humor. As a review put it: "For the rebel in you."
Eaten by the Japanese: The Memoir of an Unknown Indian Prisoner of War    by John Baptist Crasta
Price: $4.99 USD. 31910 words. Published by Richard Crasta on March 29, 2011. .

John Baptist Crasta's only mistake was to be in the wrong place at the wrong time--Singapore, when the Japanese invaded--and to be a man of "rectitude and courage". His memoir tells of his miraculous survival through 3.5 years as a POW of the Japanese. The memoir itself miraculously survives 51 years until it is published by his son, just before his death!

Books

Fatherhood, Exploded: A Journey to the Dark Side    by Richard Crasta
Price: $4.99 USD. 26550 words. Published on May 27, 2012. Nonfiction.

"Oedipus Rex," "King Lear," and the terrors of a Greek tragedy, and Kafka's definition of the perfect book: all these come together in this journal of a father's soul. For 16 years, the author raised his three children in Long Island, New York, often as a stay-at-home father, taking his sons out for ice creams, walks in the park, bicycling, car rides . . . until something happened.
The Killing of an Author    by Richard Crasta
Price: $3.99 USD. 77380 words. Published on April 29, 2012. Nonfiction.

What did Saul Bellow's agent, Sonny Mehta, and Tim O'Brien have in common? Why was John Updike upset by an honest compliment? What did Tim O'Brien read to his girl friend? What was the racket run by Norman Mailer's superagent? Find out in this true story of literature and publishing, one that has been praised for its integrity, sense of humor, and courage. "Funny, sad, eye-opening."-Review
When David Davidar Drank My Wine    by Richard Crasta
Price: $5.99 USD. 45260 words. Published on February 26, 2012. Essay.

By the author of "The Revised Kama Sutra" and "Impressing the Whites", this fiery collection of essays, blog posts, and rants on corruption in publishing, literature, and journalism in India and among the Indian diaspora makes practical suggestions to reduce corruption and increase plurality. No matter who you are, it matters, because what is at stake is free expression for one-sixth of humanity.
Lord Bush of Iraq: or, The Jolly Nuker of Baghdad    by Richard Crasta
Price: $1.99 USD. 11630 words. Published on December 18, 2011. Nonfiction.

Conned Dee and Donald Ducksfeld “discover” the Al Stinkeroo, Iraq’s megafartacious SWMD, and demand that Iraq be totally disarmed—every steel knife in the country to be confiscated and replaced with plastic knives supplied by the Unholy Bottom Corporation, formerly headed by Veep Dick Shinyhead. Dark Humor and Anti-War Satire
Father, Rebel, Dreamer    by Richard Crasta
Price: $3.99 USD. 22710 words. Published on June 4, 2011. Nonfiction.

This short anthology of essays and stories is full of surprises, passion, and humor, and is for the sophisticated reader with a sense of humor but who does not shy away from the dark side of life. The book touches on fatherhood, but also strays into the dangerous world of terrorist mothers-in-law, the community called Mangaloreans (or Mangalorean Catholics), and the life of a Dutch dreamer-father.
Impressing the Whites: The New International Slavery    by Richard Crasta
Price: $6.99 USD. 59360 words. Published on April 9, 2011. Nonfiction.

Salman Rushdie, Barack Obama, Arundhati Roy, Ralph Ellison, Richard Wright, and James Baldwin (and now, Obama and Aravind Adiga) are among those who star in this discussion of international racial politics and the Commandments that non-white people must live by to get along and be successful. Satirical, witty, and provocative, this book probes the Secret Rules that nonwhite persons must obey.
The Hunger for Touch and Love    by Richard Crasta
Price: $5.99 USD. 55640 words. Published on March 17, 2011. Nonfiction.

"The Hunger for Touch and Love" explores our deep hunger for touch and love, and how it shows in the explosive growth of massage establishments worldwide. Passionate, funny, and breathtakingly honest, this memoir of massage experiences worldwide is also an accidental consumer guide to the world of massage, blending narrative and information with humor and wordplay.
Mau-mauing the Chakras of the Bakras    by Richard Crasta
Price: $1.99 USD. 6840 words. Published on February 13, 2011. Nonfiction.

What do men really want? Why is it so easy to make bakras out of them? Bakra is an Indian word for a male sheep, or for a helpless, innocent, naive, needy male, a lamb led to slaughter. This humorous and sexy short-short book discusses the phenomenon of needy males who become bakras at the hands of empowered women, or those who know how to manipulate their chakras (energy centers). 4400 words.
The Terrorist in My Life    by Richard Crasta
Price: Free! 13970 words. Published on October 9, 2010. Nonfiction.

In this personal and public interest true story and essay, the author of 12 books exposes the secret terrorist in his life, and that of thousands of other innocent and unsuspecting human beings: Valium, Benzodiazepines, and related addicting medications that are prescribed by doctors, often without sufficient warning about their dangerously addictive properties.
The Revised Kama Sutra: A Novel    by Richard Crasta
Price: $7.99 USD. 124230 words. Published on October 8, 2010. Fiction.

Vijay Prabhu grows up Catholic in an Indian town, determined to become the first Indian Pope. His first erection upsets this plan, and when he repeatedly fails to lose his cherry, he decides to lose his religion instead, to enlist the aid of Jackie Kennedy, and to make love to 100 women by age 30. Who or what planted this mad ambition in him, and what happens next? "Very funny"--Kurt Vonnegut

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