Rick Gualtieri

Biography

Rick Gualtieri lives alone in a dark, evil place called New Jersey with only his wife, three kids, and countless pets to both keep him company and constantly plot against him. When he's not busy monkey-clicking out words, he can typically be found jealously guarding his collection of vintage Transformers from all who would seek to defile them - Defilers Beware!

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Books

Goddamned Freaky Monsters
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Series: The Tome of Bill, Book 5. Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 111,180. Language: English. Published: June 5, 2014. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Urban
There are reasons we fear the night. Now he’s trying to stop them. Three months have passed since the fateful encounter in New York City that ended with the disappearance of Bill Ryder - gamer, geek, and legendary vampire. Now he’s back
The Tome of Bill Compendium (volume 1)
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Price: $9.99 USD. Words: 369,910. Language: English. Published: December 17, 2013. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Urban
Gamer, Geek, and Legendary Vampire - The Tome of Bill is the tale of an unlikely hero who finds himself dragged kicking and screaming into the world of the undead. Despite awesome supernatural powers, loyal allies, and an attitude the size of Brooklyn; the odds are still stacked heavily against him. Bill must fulfill his destiny and save the world from the ancient horrors that threaten it.
Sunset Strip: A Tale From The Tome Of Bill
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 63,900. Language: English. Published: October 20, 2013. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary
My name is Sally. For over thirty years I've prowled the night, one of the undead. In that time I've walked amongst you - a wolf in sheep's clothing - doing unspeakable things, killing countless people. Now, on the eve of Armageddon, a chance for redemption presents itself. My past has come looking for me, beckoning me back to the city of my rebirth.
Holier Than Thou
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Series: The Tome of Bill, Book 4. Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 97,980. Language: English. Published: April 20, 2013. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary
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There are reasons the undead fear the night... Bill Ryder - gamer, geek, and legendary vampire - has woman troubles. The girl he wants is deadly to him. The girl who wants him is deadly to everyone else. He’s trapped in the most lethal love triangle he can imagine and it’s only going to get worse.
The Mourning Woods
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Series: The Tome of Bill, Book 3. Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 95,380. Language: English. Published: July 1, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Three words: Vampires versus Sasquatch Bill Ryder: undead geek, dateless dweeb, and legendary vampire is back in his wildest adventure yet. A war is brewing between ancient enemies from the dawn of time. If it can’t be stopped, the veil will be lifted and all of humanity’s darkest nightmares will be unleashed to wreak havoc. Bill and his friends are the only chance we have...Lord help us all!
Bigfoot Hunters
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Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 95,320. Language: English. Published: June 6, 2012. Category: Fiction » Horror » General
Evolution is about to be kicked in the teeth by some very large feet. An ancient terror has descended upon a remote Colorado town. The legendary beasts known as Sasquatch have emerged from the woods, hell-bent on killing everything in their path. The only ones standing in their way are a group of wayward campers, a few survivors, and the crew of a cable TV show...but it might just be enough.
Scary Dead Things
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Series: The Tome of Bill, Book 2. Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 85,110. Language: English. Published: September 26, 2011. Category: Fiction » Horror » General
There are reasons we fear the night. He STILL isn’t one of them. Bill Ryder: programmer, gamer, and legendary vampire is back! Little does he know his troubles are just starting. Can Bill survive and prove once and for all that he’s the scariest dead thing of them all?
Bill The Vampire
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Series: The Tome of Bill, Book 1. Price: Free! Words: 82,900. Language: English. Published: June 29, 2011. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Paranormal
There are reasons we fear the night. He isn't one of them. Turned into one of the undead? Surrounded by creatures stronger, faster, and cooler than he it? Given a 90 day deadline until a more permanent death? No problem for someone with Bill's attitude. An 80,000 word Horror/Comedy from Rick Gualtieri

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