Robert Crayola


Biography

Robert Crayola was born in Orange County, California, in 1979. He became obsessed with narrative at a young age, particularly prose and comics, producing hundreds of stories (including a novel that was later destroyed) while still in high school. After working in public schools in California and South Korea for ten years, he abandoned that career and put all his energy into art and stories. His first book was "Cheat Codes for Life," a self-help and magic book, followed quickly by "Dr. Jew," a humorous novel. Next came "William Blake's Songs of Innocence and Experience," for which he created unorthodox new illustrations and an appendix.

His newest book is "Ueda Sensei Solves Crimes of Depravity and Perversity," a collection of 32 humorous mystery tales.

Where to buy in print


Books

Vipassana Meditation: My Experiences at a 10-Day Retreat    by Robert Crayola
Price: $0.99 USD. 6880 words. Published on April 5, 2012. Nonfiction.

Vipassana is one of the world's most ancient forms of meditation. In this detailed essay, author Robert Crayola describes all that goes on at a 10-day Vipassana course, providing a thorough accounting of the pros and cons involved. Also included is information on taking the course yourself.
Ueda Sensei Solves Crimes of Depravity and Perversity    by Robert Crayola
Price: $2.99 USD. 48120 words. Published on May 2, 2011. Fiction.

Book 1 in the Ueda Sensei Chronicles. Aided by his janitor Otto, Ueda Sensei penetrates the strangest crimes in San Francisco in 32 tales of sex and brutality, obliterating the mystery genre with wit and unnecessary violence, acting as equal parts homage and parody of Sherlock Holmes, Encyclopedia Brown, and other great sleuths. A book to thrill you and restructure your brain completely.
Dr. Jew    by Robert Crayola
Price: $2.99 USD. 77680 words. Published on December 14, 2010. Fiction.

The story of Dr. Jew, an unscrupulous lecher who will go to any length to achieve fame and power in a diseased world of glitter. A dark comedy of a reality not unlike our own, with hints of William Faulkner, William S. Burroughs, Vladimir Nabokov, and the most lurid pulp fiction.
Prayer Magic: Conversations With Reality    by Robert Crayola
Price: $0.99 USD. 4610 words. Published on December 12, 2010. Nonfiction.

Discover the power of prayer for immediate results, taking your wealth, health, relationships, and happiness to undreamed of new levels. This booklet contains concise and clear instructions you can use now to improve your life.
Cheat Codes For Life: How to Achieve Anything With the Technologies of Success    by Robert Crayola
Price: $6.99 USD. 33030 words. Published on March 27, 2010. Nonfiction.

Are you making the best decisions to guarantee your success? Cheat Codes For Life is a cookbook for success in all areas of your life: wealth, health, relationships, work, and happiness. Robert Crayola clearly presents 35 key areas to direct your energy and gives you specific techniques and exercises to get you results immediately. No fluff and jargon-free - if it's in the book, it works.

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