In Bullshit?, Rodney Ohebsion wastes his and your time by asking such questions as:
"Why do we use the world 'bullshit' to say that something is untrue?"
"How come we call pickles 'pickles,' and not 'pickled cucumbers?'"
"Shouldn't a person named Mr. Miller do something in the way of milling?"
"How come philosophers all have names that aren't pronounced like they're spelled?"