Location: Norway
Member Since:
June 08, 2013
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Simon Cantan
Biography
Simon Cantan is an Irish Science-Fiction and Fantasy author living in Fredrikstad, Norway.
Where to find Simon Cantan online
Website: http://simoncantan.com/
Twitter: @SCantan
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Wattpad: SimonCantan
Blog: http://simoncantan.com/
Books
Greenstar Special Features
by Dave Higgins & Simon Cantan
Series: Josie Stein Comedies.
Price:
$0.99 USD.
Words: 26,530.
Language:
British English.
Published: March 27, 2020
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Categories:
Fiction » Science fiction » Space opera, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
Like the science-fiction serials it pays homage to, Greenstar generated promotional content and deleted scenes. Greenstar Special Features gathers them all in one place, so you don't have to risk the lower decks in search of the BetaSnax Story-in-a-Pill versions.
Contains four short stories and three sets of crew diaries.
Origin
by Dave Higgins & Simon Cantan
Series: Dragons & Magic.
Price:
Free!
Words: 18,170.
Language:
British English.
Published: October 27, 2016
.
Categories:
Fiction » Fantasy » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
Some are born to advantage, privilege. Edmond was born to village idiots who put his points into Luck. They knew an opportunity to win the lottery when they saw it. Edmond dreams of being a hero and scholar. Impossible goals when your Intelligence and Wisdom couldn’t be lower. Is Edmond nothing but a walking rabbit’s foot? Will his parents’ dreams of fortune come true? It’s all just a roll away.
Greenstar Season 3
by Dave Higgins & Simon Cantan
Series: Josie Stein Comedies, Volume 3.
Price:
$5.99 USD.
Words: 99,910.
Language:
British English.
Published: December 1, 2015
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Categories:
Fiction » Science fiction » Space opera, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
What if you really had to start again from scratch?
After saving Earth for the second time, Josie thought she finally had time to deal with personal business. But a trap in the Greenstar's engines meant she really got away from it all.
Trapped in a featureless void, she discovers that even being the first woman in a new universe won't protect her from having to solve everyone else's problems.
Greenstar Season 2
by Dave Higgins & Simon Cantan
Series: Josie Stein Comedies, Volume 2.
Price:
$5.99 USD.
Words: 98,280.
Language:
British English.
Published: May 1, 2015
.
Categories:
Fiction » Science fiction » Space opera, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
Josie foiled a scheming, homicidal AI. She saved the Earth from the Kalmari. But nothing is good enough for Burger Supreme: they think a ray forcing everyone to have a conscience is a bad thing.
Dispatching Vesta Hartman, a captain with two itchy trigger fingers and everything to prove, Burger Supreme want the Greenstar brought to justice at any cost. Even if it means turning it to powder first.
Greenstar Complete Season 1: The Space Opera
by Dave Higgins & Simon Cantan
Series: Josie Stein Comedies, Volume 1.
Price:
$0.99 USD.
Words: 101,060.
Language:
British English.
Published: October 1, 2014
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Categories:
Fiction » Science fiction » Space opera, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
Humanity’s best hope is a wicker spaceship.
Josie Stein woke up a thousand years in the future and was immediately elected captain of the U.F.S. Greenstar, a recycled spaceship on a mission to stop the aliens of the galaxy from wiping themselves out.
Now homicidal aliens have set their sights on Earth. How can the ramshackle Greenstar possibly stand in their way?
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