Scott Haworth

Biography

Scott was born in the wagon of a traveling show. His Momma used to dance for the money they'd throw. Pappa would do whatever he could... Well, not really. That would have been a lot more interesting though. He was actually born in the suburbs of Cleveland.

After existing for several more decades, Scott graduated from college in 2004 with a degree in history and political science. Six months later he decided he wanted to be a writer, which made the degree largely worthless. Oops.

Scott has written many novels in genres ranging from science fiction to political satire. He tried combining the two genres once, but he didn't think anyone would be interested in a sex scandal involving the President of Blargon 7.

When not writing, he enjoys being asleep.

Where to find Scott Haworth online

Twitter: _ScottHaworth
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Books

Dark Moonlighting Series - Boxed Set - Books 4-5
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Series: Dark Moonlighting Series - Boxed Set, Book 2. Price: $9.99 USD. Words: 160,580. Language: English. Published: February 18, 2014. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary
This boxed set contains the last two novels of the humorous Dark Moonlighting series in one convenient file. The bundle contains Dark Moonlighting 4: The One with the Whales and Dark Moonlighting 5: Electric Dark Moonlightingaloo for one low price.
Dark Moonlighting 5: Electric Dark Moonlightingaloo
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Series: Dark Moonlighting, Book 5. Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 79,460. Language: English. Published: February 17, 2014. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » Apocalyptic
Nick Whittier, the lovable vampire who has murdered over 30,000 people, returns in this exciting conclusion to the Dark Moonlighting series. He has had many jobs over his nearly seven centuries of existence, but now he faces his most important challenge. The zombie apocalypse is at hand, and it is up to Nick and his friends to save humanity.
Dark Moonlighting 4: The One with the Whales
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Series: Dark Moonlighting, Book 4. Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 81,120. Language: English. Published: January 1, 2014. Category: Fiction » Horror » Weird fiction
Nick Whittier, the lovable vampire who has killed over 30,000 people, is back to fight space aliens in this fourth book in the humorous Dark Moonlighting series.
Dark Moonlighting Series - Boxed Set - Books 1-3
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Series: Dark Moonlighting Series - Boxed Set, Book 1. Price: $9.99 USD. Words: 222,610. Language: English. Published: November 24, 2013. Category: Fiction » Horror » General
The first three books of the humorous Dark Moonlighting series in one convenient file. Nick Whittier is a vampire who, since he has so much time on his hands, has mastered a number of professions.
Dark Moonlighting 3: Live Free or Dark Moonlighting Hard
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Series: Dark Moonlighting, Book 3. Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 72,570. Language: English. Published: October 22, 2013. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Paranormal
Nick Whittier, the lovable vampire who has murdered over 30,000 people, returns to take on a new job. He teams up with a sexy Israeli spy to take on the most evil vampire who has ever lived in this third book in the humorous series.
Dark Moonlighting 2: Kruse Control
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Series: Dark Moonlighting, Book 2. Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 76,700. Language: English. Published: August 9, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
While book one highlighted Nick’s work as a doctor, lawyer and cop, book two tells about his career as a Nazi hunter. It explores war clichés and pokes fun at modern hits like Captain America and Band of Brothers in addition to classics like Hogan’s Heroes and Indiana Jones. It also examines more vampire clichés as Nick tells about his early years as a creature of the night in the 14th century.
The Unlikely Defenders
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Series: The Unlikely Defenders, Book 1. Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 73,310. Language: English. Published: May 1, 2013. Category: Fiction » Thriller & suspense » General
(3.00)
Heroes are not enough to defeat the enemy. If humanity is to survive it will need the help of society's outcasts as well.
College Collage
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Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 81,060. Language: English. Published: April 10, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
(3.00)
Nick Bowman, like most college freshmen, is a terrible human being. He’s arrogant, argumentative and rude. He knows that he is smarter than all of the students and most of the professors at his school. Nick is not liked by many people despite the fact that his rants against higher education are usually accurate.
Dark Moonlighting
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Series: Dark Moonlighting, Book 1. Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 72,840. Language: English. Published: February 21, 2013. Category: Fiction » Horror » Undead
(4.67)
A comedy that combines all the best clichés in popular culture. Nick is a vampire who works as a cop, doctor and lawyer.
American Liberation Front
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Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 85,310. Language: English. Published: February 28, 2012. Category: Fiction » Thriller & suspense » General
(5.00)
Nick and Shane Wenzel always had a sibling rivalry when they were young. The brothers find themselves on opposite sides of a much deadlier conflict after their fascist uncle seizes control of the American government.
Abraham Lincoln's Lie
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Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 62,760. Language: English. Published: February 21, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
(3.33)
Splitting America into two countries seemed like a good idea at the time. While the blue states manage to form a liberal utopia, their red state neighbors slowly collapse into chaos.
Heaven 2.0
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Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 61,860. Language: English. Published: February 16, 2012. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » Utopias & dystopias
(3.25)
In the future, the technology exists to allow every human being who has ever lived to be rescued at the time of their deaths. Unfortunately, the fate of the departed is left in the hands of a money-hungry corporation.

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