Chris Whitfield

Biography

I am an accountant with a sense of humour, which most people consider a contradiction. I live in the UK on the Wirral with my wife and two bitches. That's a Border Terrier and a Cockapoo, in case you're thinking I'm living the life of an African tribe leader who believes he's a gangsta rapper. I have three grown up children but have never quite managed to grow up myself.

At the age of eighteen, I was often mistaken for pop idol, Donny Osmond. Nearly four decades on and ravaged by time, the best I can now do in the look-a-like stakes is Richard Osman from BBC TV's Pointless. Osmond to Osman, how the mighty fall.

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Books

Big Balls! World Cup Nations
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Price: Free! Words: 114,420. Language: English. Published: April 4, 2014. Category: Nonfiction » Sports & outdoor recreation » Football & rugby
BIG BALLS! World Cup Nations is a collection of informative and irreverent football histories of the thirty-two countries represented at the 2014 FIFA World Cup in Brazil. If you like football, you will love this book. It is BIG and is complete and utter BALLS!
Hitchhikers and Scary Bikers
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Series: Disappearing Things, Book 2. Price: Free! Words: 51,540. Language: English. Published: September 20, 2013. Category: Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor and satire
Martians, Dogs called Rover, Rebel Teachers, Unrepentant Politicians, Ugly String Quartets, One Screen Cinemas, Desperate Dan... Hitchhikers and Scary Bikers provides another helping of the many things that have either disappeared down the plughole or are swilling around with the final remnants of life’s dirty bathwater, into which you are invited to take the plunge… just for a laugh of course.
The Drummer's Tale - A Novel
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Price: Free! Words: 72,160. Language: English. Published: August 12, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
An everyday story of innocence from 1972 about playing in a band and discovering the opposite sex. The Drummer's Tale is a funny and heartwarming story about the naivety of teenage ambition and the frustrations of unrequited love.
Chimpanzees in Dungarees (Illustrated Version)
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Series: Disappearing Things, Book 1. Price: Free! Words: 44,110. Language: English. Published: December 19, 2012. Category: Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor and satire
Babies Called Keith, Shellsuits, Reliant Robins, Tripe, No Smoking Areas, Knitting, Streetwise Dogs, The Deferential Working Class... Chimpanzees in Dungarees has more than ninety such disappearing things. Part satire, part nostalgia, part autobiography, part social commentary, this book has been written with one sole objective. To take the proverbial and have a laugh. Or is that two objectives?
Chimpanzees in Dungarees
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Price: Free! Words: 43,710. Language: English. Published: December 21, 2011. Category: Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor and satire
Babies Called Keith, Shellsuits, Reliant Robins, Tripe, No Smoking Areas, Knitting, Streetwise Dogs, The Deferential Working Class... Chimpanzees in Dungarees has more than ninety such disappearing things. Part satire, part nostalgia, part autobiography, part social commentary, this book has been written with one sole objective. To take the proverbial and have a laugh. Or is that two objectives?

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