Location: United Kingdom
Member Since: Dec. 20, 2011

Chris Whitfield


Biography

I am an accountant with a sense of humour, which most people consider a contradiction. I live in the UK on the Wirral with my wife and two bitches. That's a Border Terrier and a Cockapoo, in case you're thinking I'm living the life of an African tribe leader who believes he's a gangsta rapper. I have three grown up children but have never quite managed to grow up myself.

At the age of eighteen, I was often mistaken for pop idol, Donny Osmond. Nearly four decades on and ravaged by time, the best I can now do in the look-a-like stakes is Richard Osman from BBC TV's Pointless. Osmond to Osman, how the mighty fall.

Where to find Chris Whitfield online

Website: http://www.chimpsindung.co.uk
Twitter: WhitfieldChris

    Where to buy in print

    http://www.chimpsindung.co.uk

    Books

    Chimpanzees in Dungarees (Illustrated Version)    by Chris Whitfield
    Price: Free! 44110 words. Published on December 19, 2012. Nonfiction.
    Babies Called Keith, Shellsuits, Reliant Robins, Tripe, No Smoking Areas, Knitting, Streetwise Dogs, The Deferential Working Class... Chimpanzees in Dungarees has more than ninety such disappearing things. Part satire, part nostalgia, part autobiography, part social commentary, this book has been written with one sole objective. To take the proverbial and have a laugh. Or is that two objectives?
    The Drummer's Tale    by Chris Whitfield
    Price: Free! 72170 words. Published on December 6, 2012. Fiction.
    (5.00 from 2 reviews)
    An everyday story of innocence from 1972 about playing in a band and discovering the opposite sex. The Drummer's Tale is a funny and heartwarming story about the naivety of teenage ambition and the frustrations of unrequited love.
    Chimpanzees in Dungarees (With Added Balls!)    by Chris Whitfield
    Price: Free! 61450 words. Published on August 25, 2012. Nonfiction.
    Babies Called Keith, Shellsuits, Reliant Robins, Tripe, No Smoking Areas, Knitting, Streetwise Dogs, The Deferential Working Class... Chimpanzees in Dungarees has more than ninety such disappearing things. This book has been written with one sole objective. To take the proverbial and have a laugh. Or is that two objectives? PLUS Added Balls! Extracts from BALLS! The Best European Football Nations.
    BALLS! The Best European Football Nations    by Chris Whitfield
    Price: Free! 56280 words. Published on July 1, 2012. Nonfiction.
    (5.00 from 1 review)
    An irreverent and informative look at the history of the sixteen football teams that played at the 2012 Euros. It is a journey across Europe and the World that takes in the sights of glory, humiliation, politics, war, visionaries, parochialism, corruption, gamesmanship and pies. If you like football, you will love this book. It is complete and utter Balls!
    Chimpanzees in Dungarees    by Chris Whitfield
    Price: Free! 43710 words. Published on December 21, 2011. Nonfiction.
    Babies Called Keith, Shellsuits, Reliant Robins, Tripe, No Smoking Areas, Knitting, Streetwise Dogs, The Deferential Working Class... Chimpanzees in Dungarees has more than ninety such disappearing things. Part satire, part nostalgia, part autobiography, part social commentary, this book has been written with one sole objective. To take the proverbial and have a laugh. Or is that two objectives?

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