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Location: United Kingdom
Member Since: Dec. 20, 2011

Chris Whitfield

Biography

I am an accountant with a sense of humour, which most people consider a contradiction. I live in the UK on the Wirral with my wife and two bitches. That's a Border Terrier and a Cockapoo, in case you're thinking I'm living the life of an African tribe leader who believes he's a gangsta rapper. I have three grown up children but have never quite managed to grow up myself.

At the age of eighteen, I was often mistaken for pop idol, Donny Osmond. Nearly four decades on and ravaged by time, the best I can now do in the look-a-like stakes is Richard Osman from BBC TV's Pointless. Osmond to Osman, how the mighty fall.

Chimpanzees in Dungarees is my first published book. I can imagine there's already more than a few, hoping it's the last.

Where to find Chris Whitfield online

Website: http://www.chimpsindung.co.uk
Twitter: WhitfieldChris

Where to buy in print

http://www.chimpsindung.co.uk

Books

Balls! A History of the Euro 2012 Teams by Chris Whitfield
Price: Free! 54220 words. Published on May 13, 2012. Nonfiction.

(5.00 from 1 review)
An irreverent and informative look at the history of the sixteen football teams represented at the 2012 Euros. It is a journey across Europe and the World that takes in the sights of glory, humiliation, politics, war, visionaries, parochialism, corruption, gamesmanship and pies. If you like football, you will love this book. It is complete and utter Balls!

Chimpanzees in Dungarees (Illustrated) by Chris Whitfield
Price: Free! 43700 words. Published on February 6, 2012. Nonfiction.

(5.00 from 1 review)
Babies Called Keith, Shellsuits, Reliant Robins, Tripe, No Smoking Areas, Knitting, Streetwise Dogs, The Deferential Working Class... Chimpanzees in Dungarees has more than ninety such disappearing things. Part satire, part nostalgia, part autobiography, part social commentary, this book has been written with one sole objective. To take the proverbial and have a laugh. Or is that two objectives?

Chimpanzees in Dungarees by Chris Whitfield
Price: Free! 43710 words. Published on December 21, 2011. Nonfiction.
Babies Called Keith, Shellsuits, Reliant Robins, Tripe, No Smoking Areas, Knitting, Streetwise Dogs, The Deferential Working Class... Chimpanzees in Dungarees has more than ninety such disappearing things. Part satire, part nostalgia, part autobiography, part social commentary, this book has been written with one sole objective. To take the proverbial and have a laugh. Or is that two objectives?

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