The Strange Case of Jared Spoon, who went to pieces for love
by Stel Pavlou
Jared Spoon picked a hell of a week to quit smoking.
When a parcel arrives from the love his life, Girl 77, he's surprised by two things.
Firstly, she seems uncharacteristically affectionate.
Secondly, there's a human body part attached to the note, with a promise of more to come.
Jared Spoon could never be mistaken for a genius, but he even could see this was going to be a bit of a problem.