Stephen Frank Vitale

Biography

He came to life one cold December day in a Bronx, New York hospital, or so he was told. It has been widely whispered that a barn hatching was more likely. Or perhaps a materialization from the pages of a novel by Mel Brooksenschlagger titled: A Childhood Goofing-off (for fifty years) explains his existence.

He was educated, but none of his teachers are willing to go on record and admit it. Surprisingly, some of the nonsense he did absorb during the academic period of “The Great Suction” does still reside in his sponge. And he is confident that one day it can be squeezed out if absolutely necessary.

He currently resides at The Dented Cranium Mental Massage Therapy Ward in Hoho, California where he hopes to graduate soon. His tenure there has allowed him to collect endless biographies of his fellow “students” which has produced the many true-story characters in his published scribbling.

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Books

Parallel Universe or: How Hollywood Got Sucked Down the Black Hole of Comedy
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 24,700. Language: English. Published: June 29, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
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A smackdown parody of Hollywood comics… In a parallel universe, entertainment has been outlawed. The twisted dictator of the United States, Denis Leery, tries to stop the subsequent revolution, led by Jack Blackcheese, by banishing comics to our universe. This sets off a chain of wacky events, including one bungled by Leery’s mad scientist, Jim Carreysauce, that threatens to annihilate mankind.
Dorked by the Rings (a diary of Middle-dirt)
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 53,360. Language: English. Published: June 29, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
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A parody collection of diaries, where The Lord of the Rings main characters tell their personal stories while battling to destroy SourDong’s evil Ring. As they bungle their way through preposterous plights and sinister skullduggery, Middle-dirt hangs over a cliff of absurdity.

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