Steve Palmer

Biography

Steve D Palmer has spent many years working around the Galaxy conducting research for Once Upon a Time Ferret, the true story of how the Universe was saved. He worked alongside J.M. Vastio, acclaimed author of many self-help books, although his work is currently unavailable for legal reasons.

Once Upon a Time Ferret is suitable for children and adults who are smart enough to appreciate a fun ride and is currently exclusively available through Amazon.com and Amazon.co.uk.

He has also published two guides that he found during his travels; Urknod Army: The Soldier's Manual, and Urknod Army: The Non-Soldier's Manual.

Where to find Steve Palmer online


Books

Urknod Army: Self-Help Bulletin
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 2,020. Language: English. Published: June 25, 2012. Category: Nonfiction » Inspiration » General self-help
This is a genuine copy of the Self-Help Bulletin, (issue no.1), as issued to all members of the Urknod army. Contains many useful tips and pieces of advice to help improve your body count and your ability to bring terror and despair to the cowardly enemy. All hail the mighty Umperor Rodgarr!
Urknod Army: The Non-Soldier's Manual
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 3,080. Language: English. Published: June 20, 2012. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories
Genuine copy of the manual given to those who have failed to meet the requirements of the Urknod Military. Outlines alternative career options and shows that even the worst of the Scum Class can be of use to the great Urknod Umpire. This is the latest edition and features details of a new career path.
Urknod Army: The Soldier's Manual
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Price: Free! Words: 2,970. Language: English. Published: June 12, 2012. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories
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Genuine copy of the soldiers manual, as issued to raw Urknod recruits. Details their bleak remit, the standards they are held to, and gives an overview of their equipment and tactics. This is the latest edition of the manual and contains an important update on Umperial policy regarding anti-planetary weaponry.

Steve Palmer’s tag cloud

army    dry humour    science fiction    scifi    self help    selfhelp    short    short article    short story    space   

Smashwords book reviews by Steve Palmer

  • Manjac and the Nosebleed Section on June 20, 2012

    Hehe, I like this. I'd write a review but staring at this screen for much longer could damage my eyesight :)