Steve Evans

Biography

About the author.

Runner up UK Choirboy of the Year.
Earned 12 Club Scout merit badges.
Broke his arm at 14.
Kicked out of school at 16.
Still has his appendix but had his wisdom teeth removed.
Hates tomato soup.
Offered a modelling contract in L.A.
And still only 25.
That last one is a lie.

Books

Dumb (But Fun) Trivia
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 4,090. Language: English. Published: April 29, 2013 by Quikees. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
"For every person on Earth there are 62 Lego pieces". We're putting the FUN into DUMB with this bumper collection of silly factoids and wacky trivia. So give your brain a break and embrace your inner dumbness. Everyone loves a Quikee! Quikees are a new type of eBook designed to deliver maximum entertainment at the lowest possible price. Follow us on twitter @quikees or online at quikees.com.
The Very Best of Philosoraptor
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Price: Free! Words: 1,920. Language: English. Published: April 14, 2013 by Quikees. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
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"It's funny when a dinosaur tackles the big questions" Meet Philosoraptor. Just your average everyday dinosaur trying to tackle today's unanswered questions on life, people and the cosmos. Philosoraptor is famous for his deep thinking and his insightful view as he ponders, "If a hipster became mainstream what would hipster be?"
The Very Best of Hipster Kitty
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Price: Free! Words: 1,210. Language: English. Published: April 14, 2013 by Quikees. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
"It's only funny when someone else is the hipster" Meet Hipster Kitty. Just your everyday 'too cool for school' kitten that's trying to make his way in this ever confusing and fast moving world whilst staying one step ahead of the crowd and being cool (before cool became cool).
The Very Best of Socially Awkward Penguin
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Price: Free! Words: 1,990. Language: English. Published: April 14, 2013 by Quikees. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
"It's only funny when it happens to someone else" Meet Socially Awkward Penguin. Just your average everyday flightless bird that's trying to make his way in this ever confusing world. Yet along the way, he seems to find every socially awkward moment and situation that has ever existed (plus a few new ones!) which is awkward for him, but funny for us!
The Very Best of Bad Luck Brian
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Price: Free! Words: 610. Language: English. Published: December 1, 2012 by Quikees. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
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Meet Bad Luck Brian. He gets all the luck in the world, problem is it's all the bad luck. No matter what Brain does, no matter how much he tries he never gets the breaks or comes up smelling of roses. I mean, he's the only guy I know that added his mom as a Facebook friend and she declined. So sit back and enjoy this premium collection of some of the funniest observations from Bad Luck Brian.
The Official Rules: Dieting
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,830. Language: English. Published: November 26, 2012 by Quikees. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
What are the rules about donuts? When’s it OK to eat chocolate? What do the rules say if no one sees you eat something? When is it best to step onto the bathroom scales? What are the rules for food licked from spoons when cooking? Not sure? Then you need The Official Rule Book for Dieting. It’s life’s unwritten rules, written down.
The Very Best of Paranoid Parrot
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,500. Language: English. Published: November 15, 2012 by Quikees. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
"It's only funny when it's someone else paranoia" Meet Paranoid Parrot. Just your average Amazonian parrot trying to make his way though this constantly changing, totally confusing world of ours whilst dealing with a large dose of paranoia! If he's coughs, it's lung cancer and behind ever shower curtain is a dead body! Being paranoid may be hard for him, but it's hilarious for us!