Consuelo Saah Baehr

Biography

Writer, mother, friend. Joined Twitter because Mark Coker told me to and I think Smashwords is like the nanny you wished you had. Smashwords held my hand while I published five books on their site or whatever it is. I even sold a book the first day. The Smashwords Style Guide gave me the courage to take my excellent back-list books and format them for the ebook business. My brain used to only work from 8 a.m to 9 a.m. but since I learned to format and upload and twitter (thanks to Smashwords) my brain works well into the late afternoon.
I used to be a happy lazy ex-writer and now I'm an industrious, ambitious and joyful virtual bookstore owner. Thank you Smashwords.

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Books

Thinner Thighs In Twenty Years
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 7,010. Language: English. Published: April 3, 2011. Category: Fiction » Drama » American
A monologue previously read at The Seattle Film Festival and performed at the Periwinkle Playhouse in Sanibel, Florida. One woman's comedic mid-life journey from dependence to freedom. She has cooked seven thousand evening meals - now she is buying a divorce dress and divorce underwear in ecru. Can this AADD afflicted baby boomer rise from the ashes? Or will she babble herself into madness?
Spellcheck Nation and other stories
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Price: Free! Words: 11,180. Language: English. Published: October 4, 2010. Category: Fiction » Women's fiction » Chick lit
Spellcheck Nation : Does Spellcheck have a sinister side? Can it help you strategize for power when society is screaming that you don't have a chance! What People Pray For: The congregation calls to God for favors during mass. What do they ask? What I wore for Loss: A love-song to the repurposed fiftysomething looking for a life. The Obesity Study: OMG. This is inhuman but it pays $100.
Report From The Heart
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 62,800. Language: English. Published: September 14, 2010. Category: Nonfiction » Relationships and Family » Motherhood
Mommy isn't happy. Should she stay? Should she go? Would she be better off single? Mommy had no choice. “If I hadn’t had children, I would have made the begetting of a child my life’s work. There was no other way for my generation.” One ordinary day in a woman’s life. A book about the pleasures, irritations, and yes, rage of marriage; children; the anxieties of sex; the compromises.
Daughters
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Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 217,120. Language: English. Published: September 13, 2010. Category: Fiction » Romance » General
3 generations, two world wars, unbearable secrets, unexpected passion, revenge, shattered traditions, at long last love. “No fiction that I have read has illuminated the nation that was Palestine through the medium of the family saga as does this absorbing novel. Like a landscape painter, Baehr skillfully paints the background and it becomes a palpable experience." Washington Post Book World

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