Martin Jones

Biography

Hi! I'm Martin Jones, living with my wife and two boys in Christchurch, in the South Island of New Zealand. A lot of things fascinate me - languages and cultures, gullibility and naivety, great food and conviviality, music in all its forms, the world wide web of nature, unfamiliar experiences, lists. I find that random thoughts sometimes develop into stories, which I then try to foist on unwitting readers!

Books

Integrity Curry
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 23,110. Language: English (New Zealand dialect). Published: February 6, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Mashups
A short book of more short stories from the well-chewed pen of an author who spends a lot of time, well, chewing pens. The author swears that all these stories are absolutely true - apart from those that aren't. Enjoy!
Pru, Heck & Hao-Hao
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 22,850. Language: English. Published: June 15, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Ridiculously authentic life episodes are interspersed with thought-provoking pieces and downright literary cheek in this latest collection.
Yokozuna Dreams with Rats and Mutts
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 26,250. Language: English. Published: June 8, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Cultural & ethnic themes » Cultural interest, general
Another collection of short stories that range from the silly to the serious - plenty of humour thrown in! Beware - you may see yourself in some of these!
Plummeting, Piste & Playing Possum (and other stories)
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 25,720. Language: English (New Zealand dialect). Published: March 1, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Mashups, Fiction » Adventure » General
A collection of short stories all set in the outdoors, that range from the sublime to the ridiculous.
Visiting Chris
Price: Free! Words: 2,060. Language: English (New Zealand dialect). Published: March 1, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A city-slicker confronts the reality of country life, feral pigs, mad dogs included.

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