I write random things that come to mind from... well random places. I love B movies, Virginia Woolf, painting, and trying to figure out how different kinds of evil would actually work in different social settings than the ones they were created in. I guess I'm mostly harmless. Most days.
I'm also a big fan of reviewing books. So if you're itching to have yours reviewed just let me know and I'll see if I can fit it into my schedule. ^.^
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Writing on the Wall: Lola's Story
by Tee Light
Approx. 9,130 words.
Published on July 5, 2011.
Lola is a free spirit. Follow her wanderings as she tries to find love and happiness. Will she finally be able to capture Officer Cruz's heart? Will she be able to go three days without getting arrested?
Sprinklers in the Rain: An Exercise in Futility
by Tee Light
Approx. 5,040 words.
Published on July 5, 2011.
Language builds our world. Follow Alice as her story, and her life, fold in on themselves through the use of language. When is something a lie, and when does saying it make it true?
Interpretive Dance at 65 MPH
by Tee Light
Approx. 19,520 words.
Published on June 17, 2011.
Hazel Hassenfeffer is faced with a dilemma. The dilemma of her own death. Follow her journey through the afterlife as she tries to deal with her past, her loved ones, the society that raised her, and the terrible novel she wrote.
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- Buddy Hatch & The End of the World
on June 25, 2011
When I first realized this was a story about the rapture I was a little weary. Would this story end up just preaching to me that I had to repent for my wicked ways? Would it make me uncomfortable with oodles of Bible quotes? Luckily the answer to both those questions is no. B.L. Newport's "Buddy Hatch & The End of the World" is an incredibly delightful look at the rapture craze of May 2011. It strikes a fair balance between being a mocking work, and an understanding work.
The plot of the story follows Buddy Hatch and a couple of other townsfolk of Mackleberry Ridge on the day proclaimed to be the rapture. This is the kind of plot that could easily end up being preachy and overbearing, but with healthy doses of humor Newport manages to side step both. The plot flows nicely and the story is difficult to put down because of it.
The characters in this story all have a lovely quality to them. None of them are too likable or dislikable. They're all just people with their quirks and flaws. The interactions between them are what really make this a truly enjoyable story.
The theme of religion can be a touchy one. It's easy to get preachy and to accidentally offend readers in the process. The religious theme of this story works nicely though through the interactions of the Mackleberry townsfolk. Neither side feels "right" they just all feel human and wonderful.
In the end "Buddy Hatch & The End of the World" is worth a read. There are some grammatical issues in the work, but none of them are enough to suck the enjoyment out of it. I would recommend this to anyone looking for a good laugh.
- Harold Finn - Ninja Warrior "The Warrior Within"
on June 26, 2011
When I first picked up Paul Donovan's "Harold Finn - Ninja Warrior: The Warrior Within" I expected long complicated bits of dialogue spoken through clenched teeth under the moonlight. Maybe a couple of sword fights that end with one ninja dramatically standing while the other one practically explodes. This novel manages to miss all of those cliches and turn out to be a very entertaining story. It is the perfect mix of a buddy story, detective story, and 1980's martial arts film.
The plot follows Harold Finn and Connie Stinson as they try to piece together a mystery surrounding her parents. At times the plot feels more like a Miss Marple novel than a ninja story. As the events unfold Donovan manages to merge the feeling of a buddy detective story with a 1980's martial arts film quite well. There are over the top villains, car chases, clues hidden away in odd places, and plenty of comic relief.
The plot of the story wouldn't be all that interesting if it weren't for the characters. Some of the characters do come off a little bit cardboard (especially the villains), but that is part of the story's charm. By far the strongest characters in the novel are the two main characters, Harold and Connie. Their interactions with each other never feel forced and it feels like they have a very real friendship.
Some of the eastern religious themes of the book are actually where the problems show up. It isn't anything that will detract from the story, but the repeated themes of fate and fear sometimes feel a little bit forced. On the one hand it works well with the martial arts film feel of the novel, but on the other hand it sometimes comes off as awkward.
This is a very enjoyable novel and it is well worth the read. It has a short coming or two, but the character interactions and fun feel of the work more than makes up for it. If you're looking for something enjoyable to read this book certainly fits the bill.
- This Guy
on July 02, 2011
I'm completely floored by this novel. I don't even know where to begin to describe just how much I loved it. James Lewelling's This Guy is a masterpiece of insanity. It is far too easy to fall into the many cliches of insanity, but Lewelling does an absolutely amazing job of presenting an insane cast and at the same time making the reader doubt their own sanity.
The plot of this guy is pretty simplistic, but the way that it is told is incredibly deep. The narrative has the same sort of feel Tristram Shandy. The dreamlike plot does a wonderful job of holding the reader's attention, and the reveals are all done so subtly that nothing feels out of place.
The characters are incredibly confusing, but not in a bad way. The confusion of who is who, and what they're names are plays remarkably well with the overall feel of the book. It's rare to find a book that is told in first person this well. All of the characters fill out bits of the human psyche in ways that are hard to express. The work is clearly filled with metaphors and allusions, but none of them feel forced. This is the kind of work a person could delve into looking for literary ideas, or a reader could read purely for enjoyment.
The theme of insanity, or more specifically sense of self, is what drives this story. What starts out as a simple story about this guy coming up with a plan for his neighbor, folds in on itself over and over again asking the question who is this guy's neighbor. Who is this guy? Who is the narrator? Where does a person's sense of self begin, and where does it end? The cast of characters interact with one another in ways that only further the questions. Nothing is ever really answered, but nothing really has to be.
This is the kind of book that everyone should read. It is an incredible work.
- Verruca Music
on July 03, 2011
I'm not really sure how to deal with this book. There's definitely something to it that I liked. It has a life to it that is entertaining. But I also feel like I've been left out of some inside joke. Staurt Estell's Verruca Music makes very little sense to me, and the lack of punctuation doesn't help.
On the one hand the interaction of the two characters in this story is fun. They have some interesting dialogue. I also see some of the allusions in the work, and those are fun too. The major thing that keeps me from really enjoying this work is the lack of punctuation. There are some apostrophes for contractions, but that's it. The paragraph structure is all over the place too. When I got done reading this I thought two things. The first is that I was left out of some complicated inside joke. The other is that this reads a lot of like an art school film. That's not a bad thing if that's what you're looking for, but this is so high brow that it is nearly unapproachable for me. I can clearly see the ties to authors like Joyce and Beckett in this work. I just wish that there was a little bit more structure to this story. At the very least some periods to bring in a pause or two.
If you are looking for a piece of experimental literature this book will be good. If you are looking for something with a more standard story structure this story will leave you confused.
on July 04, 2011
Andersen Prunty's "Zerostrata" is an amazing work that ties surreal literature, a coming of age story, and Gimm's fairytales in an original way that is an absolute pleasure to read. The characters and scenes are wonderfully dynamic and interesting. I read this work in one sitting, and I plan on picking up as many other works by this author as I possibly can.
The plot of "Zerostrata" is a dreamlike romp. It follows Hansel Nothing as he wanders around his home town trying to remember his past and where he has been the last ten years. The plot keeps throwing new situations at the reader that are at once surreal and hard to grasp, but at the same time oddly familiar. This book reads like an afternoon daydream, and it is all the better for it.
The characters are amazing. The main character, and narrator, Hansel Nothing does a wonderful job of carrying the story. His grounded view of the world helps ease the reader into the many oddities that are presented in the story. The supporting cast is equally as compelling. There is Hansel's mother running around with a cat on her head, his brother Zasper in the basement creating his own musical movement, and the enigmatic Dr. Blast just to name a few. Everyone of them adds something to the story and all of them have great bits of dialogue.
The themes of this novel are what really bring it all together. The main theme running through the work is this sense of a lost childhood. Hansel spends most of the work trying to reclaim the bits of his childhood that he held the most dear. The theme is made stronger thanks to the re-imagining of a Grimm's fairytale, and the ever present treehouse Zerostrata.
This is definitely the kind of story that you will want to carry with you for years to come. It is deep and symbolic enough to please any literary nerd out there, while still having a wonderful enough story to be approachable to anyone.