Thejendra B.S


Biography

Thejendra is an IT manager for a software firm in Bangalore, India. Starting as a computer field executive in the previous century he has gathered more than 1000+ weeks of techie experience costing several bags of gold. He has frequently loitered in the hot deserts of Saudi Arabia, Dubai, Bahrain, Qatar and cold Australia. He is also an expert in writing about various topics that he hardly knows anything about. He has also won countless Nobel Prizes, Pulitzer Prizes, Booker Prizes, Oscar Awards, Grammy Awards, etc., of many habitable planets in the Andromeda galaxy. Visit his web cave www.thejendra.com anytime.

Where to find Thejendra B.S online


Where to buy in print


Books

Think Like A Coward - The Secret Wisdom of Suspicion    by Thejendra B.S
Price: $1.99 USD. 6820 words. Published on October 13, 2012. Nonfiction.

‘Hey, can you touch one of the wires?’ ‘Okay.’ ‘Do you feel anything?’ ‘No.’ ‘Then don’t touch the other wire.’ ‘Why not?’ ‘Because you will get a nasty electric shock if you touch it.’ ‘What the hell! That was a dangerous prank. Why didn’t you tell me you clown?’ ‘Well, why didn’t you ask before touching?’
The Long Fuse - Why The Buddha Never Took Aspirin    by Thejendra B.S
Price: $1.99 USD. 10430 words. Published on September 25, 2012. Nonfiction.

‘Hey, are you suffering from any disorders?’ ‘Hmm, I don’t think so.’ ‘Are you sure?’ ‘Yes, I am sure.’ ‘Then why were you in a lousy mood yesterday and gulping down those aspirins?’ ‘Oh, yesterday was real bad.’ ‘Why was it bad?’ ‘Well, I had slogged and burnt the midnight oil to help my client, and guess what happened?’
No Easy Future! - Seven Habits to Tackle Tomorrow    by Thejendra B.S
Price: $1.99 USD. 8320 words. Published on September 6, 2012. Nonfiction.

For a long time it had seemed to me that life was about to begin - REAL LIFE. But there was always some obstacle in the way, something that had to be gotten through first, some unfinished business, time still to be served, and a debt to be paid. Then my real life would begin. At last it dawned on me that those obstacles were my real life. - Alfred D Souza
The Mirage Peddlers - How to Become an Advertising Guru    by Thejendra B.S
Price: $0.99 USD. 4090 words. Published on September 1, 2012. Nonfiction.

Are you bored with your dull and monotonous job? Do you feel you are wasting your life away? Do you dream of becoming creative and make a terrific impact on everyone? Do you want to make millions of people run away from their living rooms every few minutes? Then look no further. Just become an advertising guru and switch on your full creative potential.
The Curses of a Thousand Mothers - How we Pursue Joyful Sins    by Thejendra B.S
Price: Free! 4990 words. Published on August 15, 2012. Nonfiction.

Have you committed any sins today? No? How about yesterday? No? What about the day before yesterday? Hey, stop asking stupid questions! I am no sinner. Oh, come on, tell me the truth. How many sins did you collect today? Now stop accusing me, okay? What sort of silly discussion is this? I said I am no sinner. Are you sure? Yes, I am damn sure!
Get to the Point! - A Short and Snappy Guide    by Thejendra B.S
Price: $1.99 USD. 4300 words. Published on August 4, 2012. Nonfiction.

(5.00 from 1 review)
Have you ever wondered why modern business executives talk like idiots? Are you going bald scratching your head trying to understand complex reports filled with meaningless words like synergy, value add, leverage, paradigm, core competency, and other gobbledygook? Are you tolerating and encouraging fools by mistaking their pretentious rubbish talk for intelligence? But it need not be that way.
The Artist's Burden - A Short and Snappy Guide    by Thejendra B.S
Price: $0.99 USD. 4510 words. Published on July 28, 2012. Nonfiction.

Ladies and Gentlemen! Are you interested in the world’s greatest and easiest job? Do you want a profession that is too good to be true? A career so unique that it prescribes no educational qualifications, age limitations, trainings, work timings, or mental and physical qualifications for the candidate. Sounds interesting? No, I am not kidding. Honest, such a job does exist, really!
Mind Candies for a Lousy Day - A Short and Snappy Guide    by Thejendra B.S
Price: Free! 7940 words. Published on July 20, 2012. Nonfiction.

Whenever you are feeling doubtful about your own abilities, when disappointments are staring at your face, and you don’t see any light at the end of the tunnel simply dive into some mind candies in this book, and you will begin to smile in the midst of overwhelming sorrow.
Become an Atheist - A Short and Snappy Guide    by Thejendra B.S
Price: $0.99 USD. 2870 words. Published on July 20, 2012. Nonfiction.

(5.00 from 1 review)
Everything you wanted to know about how to become an atheist, but were too embarrassed to ask. It contains the most comprehensive specifications and do’s & don’ts for every aspiring atheist. So let us get started before god accidentally appears before you and spoils your plans.
Become a Dictator - A Short and Snappy Guide    by Thejendra B.S
Price: $0.99 USD. 7740 words. Published on July 20, 2012. Nonfiction.

0.25 star(3.33 from 3 reviews)
Have you ever thought of becoming a dictator of some country and terrorizing its people for a few decades? Then look no further. Everything you wanted to know about how to become a dictator, but were too embarrassed to ask is available right here in this concise guide. It contains the most comprehensive specifications for every aspiring dictator.
The Caveman Diaries - Some Raw Advice for Modern Executives    by Thejendra B.S
Price: $2.99 USD. 34970 words. Published on May 20, 2012. Nonfiction.

The Caveman Diaries is a bunch of raw advice on management, leadership and self improvement for the modern business executive.
Life 365 - A Year's Supply of Wisdom, Tips and Advice for Everyone    by Thejendra B.S
Price: $1.99 USD. 30890 words. Published on May 20, 2012. Nonfiction.

LIFE 365 is a knowledge journey through an immense collection of short advice on a range of topics like business, self-help, management, leadership, workplace, motivational, inspirational, spirituality, safety, common sense, reality checks, etc. This book contains nearly 600 concise and riveting insights that are easy to burn into your memory and also have the power to change your life.
The Cosmic Machiavelli - A Mild & Wild Chat with the Brilliant Celestial Mechanic    by Thejendra B.S
Price: $5.99 USD. 129620 words. Published on January 20, 2012. Nonfiction.

(3.00 from 1 review)
Have you ever blamed or criticized God for something bad that happened to you? Do you feel like confronting and taking Him to task for all the rubbish that is happening around? Are you baffled by the collective silence of our benevolent gods from all the rival religions? Then look no further. Read this world's most unique book and never blame poor god again.

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