Danny's Navel Adventure
by Toni Bryan
Price: $3.99 USD. 57100 words.
Published on July 25, 2010. Fiction.
Danny is one of life's armchair philosophers, and in a moment of complete absurdity asks himself if he has ever been in love. From that moment on he embarks on a quest to find out. Follow Danny as he searches for the 'Pink Blancmange', gets propositioned by a gay shop assistant, meets the 'mafia', discovers his mother's secret lover, and talks to a wall at a party. Life will never be the same!
Location: Germany
Member Since: March 17, 2010
Toni Bryan
Biography
I write under the pseudonym of ‘Toni Bryan’, a choice reflected in celebration of my dad and my European travels, and reflects my own personal delight in ‘mucking’ around with language. I believe that language should reflect the individual, in which case my profile photo should hopefully make you smile.
I was born some time ago into a poor working class background, the workhouse was never far away and bread was a luxury meal. I left school at the age of 15 able to read and write and could do enough maths to play darts and work out the price for a pint of British beer; Irish Guinness being my favourite. At the grand age of 41 I graduated from the University of Nottingham, where I discovered that I was never going to be an academic. In 2001 I became a political exile of the UK, wandering the land of Europe in search of El Dorado, only to find Greece and Germany, where I've lived for the past six years. Presently I teach English. I remain optimistic that I’ll still be alive in thirty years’ time. I’ve no plans to return to England.
I was born some time ago into a poor working class background, the workhouse was never far away and bread was a luxury meal. I left school at the age of 15 able to read and write and could do enough maths to play darts and work out the price for a pint of British beer; Irish Guinness being my favourite. At the grand age of 41 I graduated from the University of Nottingham, where I discovered that I was never going to be an academic. In 2001 I became a political exile of the UK, wandering the land of Europe in search of El Dorado, only to find Greece and Germany, where I've lived for the past six years. Presently I teach English. I remain optimistic that I’ll still be alive in thirty years’ time. I’ve no plans to return to England.
Where to find Toni Bryan online
Website: http://www.englishsupportservices.com
Twitter: tonibryan
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Blog: http://tonibryan.blogspot.com
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Books
Nick & Jenny
by Toni Bryan
Price: $3.99 USD. 61280 words. Published on March 28, 2010. Fiction.
'Nick & Jenny' is a story that follows the trials of life, both good and bad, and along the way engages the reader in deciding for themselves what the characters would say given the situation presented. Above all the book is dominated by the strong female characters, unafraid when looking life straight in the eyes. It is a book that asks many questions, only the reader can successfully answer them
Price: $3.99 USD. 61280 words. Published on March 28, 2010. Fiction.
'Nick & Jenny' is a story that follows the trials of life, both good and bad, and along the way engages the reader in deciding for themselves what the characters would say given the situation presented. Above all the book is dominated by the strong female characters, unafraid when looking life straight in the eyes. It is a book that asks many questions, only the reader can successfully answer them