Geoff Lynch


Artist/Writer/Musician, Just a regular guy with a lot of crazy ideas.

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Zombie Hell
Price: Free! Words: 80,730. Language: English. Published: December 13, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Horror » Occult
In a future where your relatives can sell your body to be turned into a zombie and sold as a slave, a group must fight to save their lives when the factory that produces them is compromised
Vampire Zoo
Price: Free! Words: 100,720. Language: English. Published: October 15, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Horror » Undead, Fiction » Romance » Paranormal
Incarcerated in a private prison known as the Vampire Zoo, and worshiped by prison groupies, Bohdan the Vampire Ripper longs for the day when he will be set free or die. For years he has been used as a cash cow by the new prison owners as the star attraction, and with the help of an insider escapes to a world he hasn’t seen for over a hundred years.
On Behavior
Price: Free! Words: 81,960. Language: English. Published: September 11, 2015. Categories: Nonfiction » Psychology » General, Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor and satire
On Behavior is a book in 3 sections that deals with what makes people tick. Section one is my description of types of behavior, section two is personal interviews with real people about behavior and their personal experiences and section three is my observations of behavior as I have seen it.
Blood Bar
Price: Free! Words: 80,670. Language: English. Published: April 21, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Horror » Undead, Fiction » Erotica » Paranormal
Follow the adventures of Tom, a crooked bartender who uses the Blood Bar as his base of operation to extort money from customers and sell illegal blood drinks to vampires. Once a regular strip club, the Blood Bar had been transformed into the only club to sell a new legal regulated blood drink, and an illegal version of the blood drink as well.
Zombie Sheriff
Price: Free! Words: 20,250. Language: English. Published: December 17, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Horror » Undead, Fiction » Fantasy » Paranormal
Ed Pool is a zombie and the sheriff of Colfax County who struggles to manage crime and those who seek to do him harm and remove him from office. Resurrected from a cholera epidemic that struck a wagon train along the Oregon Trail in 1843, the zombie sheriff now deals with the modern world of 1976 and the petty politics of small town life.
Vampire Witch Zombie
Price: Free! Words: 80,180. Language: English. Published: November 25, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Horror » Undead, Fiction » Erotica » Suspense/Mystery
Vampires have become an endangered species protected by law who now live amid humans but are hated and despised for the protections they receive. Due to an accident, a race of mutant zombie vampires have now populated a city and are threatening to take over the human race as well as the few remaining vampires. A new Vampire Protection Agency has been created to protect the endangered vampires and
The Pornographer's Curse
Price: Free! Words: 52,230. Language: English. Published: September 30, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Thriller & suspense » Crime thriller
Aiden Fisk is a freelance pornographer who sells his work to high end distributors, but when his buyers dry up he turns to a demon to help him get back on track. With the aid of a tag along named Brianna, he tries to avoid the authorities when a shoot goes bad and a model turns up dead. The story contains both supernatural and murder suspense elements along with a background in the porn industry.
Lisa And Her Beaver
Price: Free! Words: 80,460. Language: English. Published: June 22, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Comedy/Humor, Fiction » Romance » Adult
Lisa hires a photographer to start her porn modeling career but is abducted by a family of rednecks who want to sell her off for a profit. She manages to escape and meets a talking beaver named Toby who lends her aid but ends up making things worse when they get transported through a wormhole to a new city where she confronts an evil witch who wants Toby's...(I don't want to give it all away)
Price: Free! Words: 63,250. Language: English. Published: February 14, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Thriller & suspense » Psychological thriller
Bob the bouncer works at the Silver Nugget Gentlemen’s club at night and keeps women prisoner in his bunker during the day and night. Raised by a dysfunctional family, he learned to hate cheaters and has taken it upon himself to right the wrongs he sees every day. Follow Bob’s adventures along with Mark the Photographer and Cindy his exhibitionist girlfriend as they take on Momma
Pussycat Lounge
Price: Free! Words: 10,980. Language: English. Published: January 9, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Thriller & suspense » Psychological thriller
An active shooter puts downtown on lockdown including the local strip club, Pussycat Lounge. When the shooter comes looking for more victims, he targets the club and holds everyone inside in his grip,
Porn Star
Price: Free! Words: 80,560. Language: English. Published: January 2, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Comedy/Humor, Fiction » Erotica » Sci-Fi Erotica
Porn Star Cassidy Rayne is restarting her porn career after getting married and having two kids. She meets up with a new photographer and together they go on a comedic adventure across different times and places. Read how she battles an old rival and how she shows her true colors to everyone she meets.
Price: Free! Words: 115,170. Language: English. Published: March 22, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » General
Morning Star is the story of the devil himself and if you like stories like the “Omen” or the “Exorcist” you will enjoy “Morning Star.” Alignment is the story of twin universes that are bridged when a scientist discovers a portal to the dead
Pink Butterfly
Price: Free! Words: 78,030. Language: English. Published: March 13, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Comedy/Humor
The Pink Butterfly is an all nude female strip club and embassy for the country of Labiastan where all sorts of mayhem ensues when the club is taken over by an angry jealous husband with schizophrenic tendencies. The story follows a wannabe stripper, her overbearing mother, a murderer, and all sorts of horror and fantasy elements.
Morinda's Desire: A Vampire Story
Price: Free! Words: 86,920. Language: English. Published: January 24, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Comedy/Humor
Morinda's Desire, a Vampire Story is the screwed up mystery story about a diabetic vampire, a schizophrenic troll and her lesbian girl friend, a corrupt newspaper publisher, a mysterious death and a family of abusive ogre’s. It is small town, lies, cheating, sex and everything you would hear in a bar

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