Location: United Kingdom
Member Since: Oct. 30, 2014

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Dean Baker

Biography

Dean Baker is an award winning writer, who holds a degree in Political science, English literature and is currently the Men's Olympic 100m champion. He's also an extremely gifted liar, which helps him write incredible fiction.

Having escaped a life of grinding affluence, via careers as a spy, parking attendant, carpet Salesman, air-traffic controller and street-sweeper he attained a position of subsistence level mediocrity in the IT industry. He then surveyed his vista and decided that the world of fiction would be his new domain and immediately began to unleash his works of brilliance.

The first, The Big R, is a hilarious romantic comedy, released to the critical acclaim of select members of his family and friends, and is now available on Smashwords.

Where to find Dean Baker online

Facebook: Facebook profile
Blog: http://www.zer0-talent.weebly.com

Where to buy in print

http://www.amazon.com

Books

Jump Scare: Horror Anthology by
Price: Free! Words: 31,750. Language: English. Published: August 31, 2021 . Categories: Fiction » Horror » General, Fiction » Anthologies » Horror
Escaped Serial Killers, Murderous Vampires, Twisted Torturers, Supernatural Spectres, Scary Snowmen and Crazed doctors abound in this selection of horror shorts. Plumbing the depths of human depravity, unearths horrors both real and imagined... Each tale has a unique story but all share a common theme...unimaginable terror! So strap in, dim the lights, and prepare for a jump-scare!
Hey Ruud - Tall Tales From The World Of Sports by
Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 40,380. Language: English. Published: August 31, 2016 . Categories: Nonfiction » Sports & outdoor recreation » Archery, Nonfiction » Politics & Current Affairs » Activism
Sporting and political satire at its best! Hey Ruud is a hilarious, satirical and informative romp through the world of sport and international politics. Covering a host of enthralling (and not so enthralling) sports and current affairs around the globe, Hey Ruud cocks a snoop at them all!
Where It's At by
Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 82,570. Language: English. Published: June 21, 2016 . Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
If you're not where it's at, where are you? Join Rick Noonan and his friends for a truly weird adventure. Buy the ticket take the ride!
Eat My Shorts by
Price: Free! Words: 60,630. Language: English. Published: December 16, 2014 . Categories: Fiction » Anthologies » Short stories - single author
Eat My Shorts ; Mercifully brief fiction is a collection of short stories from my trusty word-processor.
Losing The Plot by
Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 86,880. Language: English. Published: December 4, 2014 . Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Mashups
They say everyone has a book inside them; well Rick Bateman has a whole library bursting to get out. But in his desperation for success, Rick begins to drastically ramp up the wow factor and his ideas become ever more ridiculous (and increasingly plagiaristic). Losing the plot asks the questions: How far would you go to achieve a dream? And how far is too far?
The Big R by
Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 93,050. Language: English. Published: December 4, 2014 . Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Romance » Contemporary
R is for: Relationships…Redundancy…Reunions…Romance…Redemption But when you lose your girlfriend (to an odious, but very good looking kick-boxer) and then your IT job (With the world’s worst Stationary supplier) in quick succession, a school reunion is the last thing you need. Press-ganged by his flatmates, Craig and Melissa, and w

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