The Vulgar Gnome of Kettle's Knob by Ziggy Tausend
Series: The Fascination Chronicles, Part 2.
Approx. 16,270 words.
Published on June 19, 2012.
Captain Tripp Vaguely and his closest cohort Ghost-Tongue are back in the second installment of the Fascination Chronicles. Scouring the realm of fairies for the maker of a tiny brass cannon, the duo find themselves at odds against one creature after the next under a sky littered with starlit limericks. But why all this trouble for one miniature machinist? More is revealed but not all!