Linda Zern

Biography

Linda L. Zern is an award-winning short story writer and English major at Rollins College in Winter Park, Florida.

She has written children's chapter books including Mooncalf and The Pocket Fairies of Middleburg; an inspirational book titled The Long-Promised Song, which she wrote and illustrated; and a collection of humorous essays called Zippityzern's: A Collage.

Beyond the Strandline is a work of young adult fiction and Zern’s first full-length novel. A longtime fan of "prepper" and futuristic survival novels such as Pat Frank's Alas Babylon, Zern hopes this book will inspire a new generation to imagine the ramifications of collapse and to "prepare every needful thing."

When she is not writing fiction, Zern grows flowers, butterflies, grandchildren, rabbits, chickens, and horses in the beautiful countryside of Central Florida.

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Books

ZippityZern's Uncommon Nonsense - A Declaration
Price: Free! Words: 5,320. Language: English. Published: July 6, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
In book two of Linda L. Zern's series "ZippityZern's Uncommon Nonsense" better known as "the blue book," the author continues to observe, deduce, and comment on life and living. Topics include the proper way to freak out over discovering porn in a teenage boy's room, teaching the young and impressionable the fine art of toilet plunging, and the proper use of paranoia as a parenting tool.
ZippityZern's Uncommon Nonsense - A Farmer's Almanac
Price: Free! Words: 5,440. Language: English. Published: November 25, 2011. Categories: Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor and satire
There are personal essays. There are creative non-fiction essays which are essays dressed up to go to a party, and then there are ZippityZern's essays, and that's a whole other kind of not-faux story dressed up to go to a party. Subjects covered in the Almanac include: gelding sheath cleaning and feral chicken trouble.

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