Tilly and Elmer - The Sexy Seniors of South Branch

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Tilly and Elmer Get Crazy
Series: Tilly and Elmer - The Sexy Seniors of South Branch. Price: Free! Words: 2,570. Language: English. Published: November 4, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Romance » Adult, Fiction » Erotica » Comedy/Humor
(4.33 from 3 reviews)
"Tilly and Elmer Get Crazy" is a funny, romantic, and erotic short story chronicling an older married couple's efforts to spice up their love life by following the advice Tilly found in a woman's magazine, "Women's Excitement". The advice works, but not in quite the way Tilly expected.
Tilly and Elmer Get Warmed Up
Series: Tilly and Elmer - The Sexy Seniors of South Branch. Price: Free! Words: 2,820. Language: English. Published: November 7, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Romance » Short stories
(4.00 from 3 reviews)
"Tilly and Elmer Get Warmed Up" is a funny, romantic, and erotic story about an older married couple's plan to have sex in the woods during the winter, just as they remembered doing when they were eighteen. Needless to say, their adventure this time has a different, but still satisfying, outcome.
Tilly and Elmer Go to Las Vegas
Series: Tilly and Elmer - The Sexy Seniors of South Branch. Price: Free! Words: 3,300. Language: English. Published: November 15, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Comedy/Humor, Fiction » Erotica » Couples Erotica
(5.00 from 3 reviews)
Elmer feels like an old man after he and his friends overhear a group of high school boys in Pearl's Diner bragging about their sexual exploits. Tilly proposes a trip to Las Vegas to perk him up. The trip perks them both up, and Elmer feels like a young man again by the end of the story, but what happens in Vegas doesn't stay in Vegas! In fact, it's front page news back in South Branch!
Tilly and Elmer's 50th Class Reunion
Series: Tilly and Elmer - The Sexy Seniors of South Branch. Price: Free! Words: 3,330. Language: English. Published: November 20, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Romance » Short stories
(5.00 from 1 review)
Tilly and Elmer attend their 50th high school reunion with high expectations. And apprehension. Both have lovers from the past, real or imagined, that they haven't seen in decades, and that they haven't fully described to each other. Long hidden secrets are revealed, romantic flames are rekindled, and they both see an old lover in a new light. The real party begins when the party is over.
Skinny-Dipping Scandal
Series: Tilly and Elmer - The Sexy Seniors of South Branch. Price: Free! Words: 3,820. Language: English. Published: November 28, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Comedy/Humor, Fiction » Erotica » Romance
It's a beautiful summer afternoon so Elmer and Tilly head down to the creek for a picnic and some skinny-dipping, just like they did at eighteen. When a young couple shows up unexpectedly, Elmer discovers to his embarrassment that he knows the girl. Fortunately Tilly and Elmer are able to duck out of sight just in time. Or are they?
Truck Tryst
Series: Tilly and Elmer - The Sexy Seniors of South Branch. Price: Free! Words: 2,540. Language: English. Published: December 6, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Couples Erotica, Fiction » Romance » Adult
Tilly and Elmer decide to liven up their sex life by making love in Elmer's old truck as they did as teenagers. Unfortunately, they aren't teenagers any longer. When Elmer hurts his back in the process, Tilly, a former nurse, has to use unorthodox methods to treat his injury. In the end, though, the treatment livens up their sex life even more than their original plan.
Tilly and Elmer - Tilly's Afternoon Delight
Series: Tilly and Elmer - The Sexy Seniors of South Branch. Price: Free! Words: 3,760. Language: English. Published: February 13, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Comedy/Humor, Fiction » Erotica » Romance
(5.00 from 2 reviews)
Elmer goes fishing on a hot Iowa afternoon while Tilly intends to spend the day reading her erotic novel about a handsome woodsman who rescues an innocent virgin. When a young arborist comes to thin the oak tree in the backyard however, her dirty story takes on a whole new level of realism.
Tilly and Elmer In Decent Exposure
Series: Tilly and Elmer - The Sexy Seniors of South Branch. Price: Free! Words: 7,850. Language: English. Published: August 26, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Romance » Short stories
Tilly and Elmer, a sexagenarian couple from Iowa, are at it again. They decide to expand their horizons by taking some classes at the local community college, but this time, their horizons, and their local notoriety, expand a lot more than they had in mind. By the end of the semester, everyone in town is talking about the esthetic qualities of Elmer’s nude body and Tilly’s talent for kissing.
Tilly and Elmer - Snug as Two Bugs
Series: Tilly and Elmer - The Sexy Seniors of South Branch. Price: Free! Words: 2,980. Language: English. Published: December 19, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Erotica » Couples Erotica
Tilly and Elmer like to mix a little risk into their sex life now and then, but they cut it a little close this time when their frolic on the kitchen floor is unexpectedly interrupted at the most unfortunate moment.
Tilly and Elmer Trip Out
Series: Tilly and Elmer - The Sexy Seniors of South Branch. Price: Free! Words: 13,750. Language: English. Published: January 22, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Erotica » Couples Erotica
Far out man! Tilly plans a train trip from South Branch to San Francisco so she can show Elmer all the wonderful places - and activities - she enjoyed there during her college days nearly fifty years before. Elmer thinks it's groovy when Tilly takes him to his first nude beach, introduces him to marijuana, and shows him a secluded beach where nothing is forbidden.
The Sexy Seniors of South Branch, Tilly and Elmer - Expanded Collection
Series: Tilly and Elmer - The Sexy Seniors of South Branch. Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 36,900. Language: English. Published: February 15, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Anthologies » Erotica Anthologies, Fiction » Erotica » Couples Erotica
Ten Tilly and Elmer stories, brought together under one cover. Tilly and Elmer are an Iowa couple, married nearly fifty years, who are still fond of each other and know what to do about it. They aren’t as athletic as they used to be, but by virtue of long experience and a sense of humor, they manage to have plenty of sexy fun anyway. Sweet, funny, nostalgic, and a little dirty.
Tilly's Christmas Surprise
Series: Tilly and Elmer - The Sexy Seniors of South Branch. Price: Free! Words: 3,020. Language: English. Published: December 10, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Holiday » Christmas, Fiction » Erotica » Comedy/Humor
(5.00 from 1 review)
Christmas is coming and Tilly is hoping for a romantic, and sexy, gift from Elmer. She tries to steer him in the right direction with subtle hints, but Elmer is sometimes befuddled by subtle. Never fear though, Tilly comes to appreciate Elmer’s gift in the end.
Tilly and Elmer - Valentine Monkeyshines
Series: Tilly and Elmer - The Sexy Seniors of South Branch. Price: Free! Words: 4,090. Language: English. Published: January 18, 2019. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Romance » Adult
Valentine’s Day is coming and Tilly is in the mood for romance! She’s ready to get out of South Branch with Elmer and try something sexy, shocking, and maybe even scandalous. They head for St. Louis for a wild night together, but a combination of high libido and low sobriety leads to, well, an incident.
Tilly and Elmer - April Foolishness
Series: Tilly and Elmer - The Sexy Seniors of South Branch. Price: Free! Words: 3,940. Language: English. Published: March 15, 2019. Categories: Fiction » Holiday » Humorous, Fiction » Erotica » Comedy/Humor
April Fools’ Day is here – and, of course, each year Tilly and Elmer engage in a little unspoken competition for who can pull off the most outrageous surprise on the other. Elmer thinks he has the perfect idea this time, but Tilly and Elmer fans will not be surprised to learn that Tilly is dominant once more. Still, some might say that in the end, Elmer is the happiest with the outcome.
Tilly and Elmer - Hooray, Hooray, the First of May
Series: Tilly and Elmer - The Sexy Seniors of South Branch. Price: Free! Words: 4,300. Language: English. Published: April 9, 2019. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Comedy/Humor, Fiction » Romance » Short stories
It’s the first of May, and naturally, that brings back memories of a bit of doggerel from Elmer’s high school days celebrating the beginning of opportune weather for inviting one’s girlfriend to head outdoors for a “caper in the clover” as Tilly calls it. This year, Tilly and Elmer can’t resist taking advantage of the unusually warm, sunny weather, even though naturally, unnatural things happen.