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49 Excuses for Not Tidying Your Bedroom
Series: 49..., Book 1. Price: Free! Words: 4,830. Language: English. Published: November 23, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Children’s books » Entertainment, Nonfiction » Children's Books » Comics & Graphic Novels / General
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Is your bedroom a tip?... Did you forget to tidy?... Can you hear the sound of parental footsteps getting closer and closer?... Here’s 49 (extremely silly) excuses for not tidying your bedroom! With an illustration for each haphazard attempt, you're guaranteed to laugh, smirk, and chuckle for hours.
49 Ways to Steal the Cookie Jar
Series: 49..., Book 2. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 4,960. Language: English. Published: November 27, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Children’s books » Entertainment, Nonfiction » Children's Books » Comics & Graphic Novels / General
Hungry?... Got a sweet tooth?... Can't wait till dinner time?... Here's 49 (extremely silly) ways to steal the Cookie Jar! With an illustration for each haphazard attempt, you're guaranteed to laugh, smirk, and chuckle for hours.
49 Excuses for Not Doing Your Homework
Series: 49..., Book 3. Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 4,630. Language: English. Published: October 30, 2014. Categories: Nonfiction » Children's Books » Humor / Comic Strips & Cartoons, Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor & satire
Forgotten to do your homework?... Heart pounding in your chest?... No one willing to swap for your lunch money?… Here's 49 excuses for not doing your homework! Join the hilarious adventure of these cheeky kids who will try absolutely anything to wriggle away from the menacing teacher stare. With an illustration for each haphazard attempt you're guaranteed to laugh, smirk, and chuckle for hours.
49 Questions to Annoy Your Parents
Series: 49..., Book 4. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 3,930. Language: English. Published: July 3, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Children’s books » Entertainment, Nonfiction » Children's Books » Comics & Graphic Novels / General
Are you bored?... Parents getting on your nerves… again?... Need some verbal ammunition?… Here's 49 (extremely silly) questions to annoy your parents. With an illustration for each haphazard attempt you're guaranteed to laugh, smirk, and chuckle for hours.
49 Excuses for Skipping Gym Class
Series: 49..., Book 5. Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 4,820. Language: English. Published: October 30, 2015. Categories: Nonfiction » Children's Books » Comics & Graphic Novels / General, Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor & satire
Is Gym Class on the timetable this week?... Tired of all the mindless exercise?… Don’t like wearing those shorts?... Here's 49 (extremely silly) excuses for skipping gym class. With an illustration for each haphazard attempt you're guaranteed to laugh, smirk, and chuckle for hours.
49 Excuses for Staying Up Past Your Bedtime
Series: 49..., Book 6. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 5,430. Language: English. Published: June 2, 2016. Categories: Nonfiction » Children's Books » Comics & Graphic Novels / General, Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor & satire
Can you hear footsteps getting closer and closer to your bedroom door? . . . Does the clock say one minute to bedtime? . . . Are you definitely NOT tired yet? . . . With an illustration for each haphazard attempt, you’re guaranteed to laugh, smirk, and chuckle for hours.
49 Excuses for Being Really Late
Series: 49..., Book 7. Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 4,900. Language: English. Published: October 30, 2016. Categories: Nonfiction » Children's Books » Humor / Comic Strips & Cartoons, Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor & satire
Overslept?... Is your alarm clock bleeping at you disapprovingly?... Can't think of anything to say when asked the question 'why are you late'?... Here’s 49 (extremely silly) excuses for being really late! With an illustration for each haphazard attempt, you’re guaranteed to laugh, smirk, and chuckle for hours.
49 Excuses for Not Eating Your Vegetables
Series: 49..., Book 8. Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 5,020. Language: English. Published: March 31, 2017. Categories: Nonfiction » Children's Books » Humor / Comic Strips & Cartoons, Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor & satire
Do you HATE eating your vegetables? . . . Are your parents constantly hiding yucky green stuff in your dinner? . . . Have your Taste Buds threatened to go on strike? . . . Then here’s 49 (extremely silly) excuses for not eating your veggies! With an illustration for each haphazard attempt, you’re guaranteed to laugh, smirk, and chuckle for hours.
49 Excuses for Not Doing Your Chores
Series: 49..., Book 9. Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 5,190. Language: English. Published: September 22, 2018. Categories: Nonfiction » Children's Books » Humor / Comic Strips & Cartoons, Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor & satire
Does doing your weekly chores make your stomach churn? . . . Are your parents constantly chewing your ear off to vacuum the spare room? . . . Is your playstation going to play itself? . . . Then here’s 49 (extremely silly) excuses for not doing your chores! With an illustration for each haphazard attempt you're guaranteed to laugh, smirk, and chuckle for hours.
49 Excuses for Getting the Most Out of Christmas
Series: 49..., Book 10. Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 5,390. Language: English. Published: November 25, 2018. Categories: Nonfiction » Children's Books » Holidays & Celebrations / Christmas & Advent, Nonfiction » Children's Books » Comics & Graphic Novels / General
Join the comical adventure of these festive kids who will try absolutely anything to open their presents earlier, eat their body weight in chocolate and get out of the dreaded Christmas Day walk. With an illustration for each haphazard attempt, you’re guaranteed to laugh, smirk, and chuckle for hours.