A Spook of Boonerisms
by Bonnie Turner
The title of this book is a "spoonerism." You make spoonerisms when your tang gets toungled up & your birds come out wackward. Spoonerisms are the accidental invention of William Archibald Spooner, a minister. When Spooner spoke, he scrambled his speech without meaning to. Here is one of his famous mix-ups: To a bridegroom at a wedding he said, "Son, it is now kisstomary to cuss the bride."